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Child porn. You know, like 20 year old bitches in bikinis. Though to be fair, that image wasn't really moderated (unless you count tuco acting like a cop and nailing me for posting while black), royal just agreed to remove it when the giant pussy complained. I happened to have the thread open...

Link to happy dogs thread plz

Time for the annual telling of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas tree. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to...

Fellow cowboys fans, don't worry. Jones sez romo has 4-5 years of great football left in him. That means 8 years before we start failing at finding a new QB.

That first typo was pretty funny. Screenshot Reamins for everyone!

Rerolled

Interesting. What does your upset-o-meter run on?

Now I just feel betrayed. In the PM's tuco claimed he saw the image. In the amod thread he admitted he just saw some flesh and knee jerked. somebody tell sulrn that I see it as a good sign that I'm on the ignore list of such a gigantic pussy bitch. I don't know if we've had a run in...

I posted pussy? hang on let me find the pic again, I don't even remember seeing their crotch area. Was there a slip in there that I missed?

That's some real pussy shit. In the amod thread, no less.

Yeah I think that one was taken down. According to google, she's a 19 year old cam girl. But what do I know? Maybe pornstrodamus didn't know her real name and erred on the side of caution.

With the char limit, twitter can't even list everything I'm guilty of.

Which ones? Describe them.

He only watched it because I recommended it.

I've been meaning to make a thread about this for a long time now. Also fuck you deathwing, whoever you are.

ha ha that was great. I was wondering about that one dude who kept showing up on lots of newscasts. Then at the end it looked like he was associated with some rock and roll station and it all made sense. Also loved the few reporters who punched them. The problem is that you can basically...

Someone with twitter please ask stoya which of her scenes most closely resembles the raping she got from deen. Meaning the setup and acts performed, not the actor, cause I'm sure she's fucked him on camera plenty. For science!

His deal was more along the lines of meat, meat, and more meat. His love of breakfast was mainly because bacon was his favorite meat. I think his typical breakfast was steak and bacon with maybe some eggs. I'm way behind, I just got done with the episode where the indian found who killed...

Do you mean pay it forward, or pay it back? Giving them nets back would be paying it back. Giving nets to someone else would be paying forward. For some reason lots of people are screwing that up these days, so I have to ask.

flying spaghetti monster, help me. I couldn't stop from clicking on it. I thank you for at least only posting normal sized cocks. I live in fear of seeing one of those 'monster cocks' one day.

McShrimp and Urgo did some work too on page 1. Don't sell them short.

We used to get Granny scratch-offs. She'd run off into a corner like golum to scratch them off, then come back to me to tell her if they were winners. But my mom just gets basic girly stuff. Scarves, cowboys gear, etc. Last year I bought her a Witten Jersey. Not sure what we're getting...

Oh well in that case, has anyone said anything about air pressure yet? This is probably the first game where the balls deflated due to physics (or is that chemistry?) and the refs pumped them back up.

I fapped to everything in star wars that was female or suspected female. That includes chewie. Absent any solid evidence, the constant bitching led me to believe it was a girl. I fapped to all the ewoks too. I figure they were some sort of amazonian society who kept the mens locked away.

How about my avatar with a gift wrapped football superimposed to commemorate how romo clause likes to give the ball away in december.

post pics of the daughter pls

what was the final body count?

I thought he looked younger in the prequels. Haven't seen enough of him in ep 7 to decide if he looks older. But like Famm said, it would be subtle because wookies live forever.

Not to be a dick (this time), but if people love constantine, why isn't his show still running?

I'm witcha bro. And what killed me was that the first time I heard it, my sister was all like"yeah isn't it awesome, i can set a different one for each person in my phone book, what do you want to hear when you call me?" "Umm, how about just turn it off for me, it's annoying. I'd rather hear...

Your comment on wheedon is idiotic, but just the same Jones hasn't proven to anybody that he can draft a QB. Look at what he's done so far. I think he drafted aikman #1 in '89. Then he got Steve Walsh in the supplementary draft the same year, so no one in 90. Bill Musgrave 4th round '91...

They're talking season 2 already? Did I miss season 1?

Maybe against the panthers you have a point worth considering, but he had to play the week before against the lolphins. Except randle isn't in the locker room and hardy is a leader. I mean, other than nearly everything you said being wrong, you're spot on!

I think I need an avatar of romo wearing a santa hat handing a gift wrapped football to someone.

I think he was doing one of those "Hey what's this behind your ear" tricks. I know a guy from cameroon named Njer. He's in the US now and wants to change his name. Can't imagine why. He's named for an important river.

According to EU lore, they were awarded by the corellian military, but recognized by the imperial navy. So, you're right, but I think han earned his stripes while in the imperial navy. Those pants were supposed to be the only thing left from his old uniform. Again, all that is from EU books...

Pulled (or strained or whatever ... never could remember the difference) my shoulder during thanksgiving. Happened as soon as I got there so I spent the rest of the day eating and watching the cowboys get curb stomped with a heating pad and biofreeze all over my back. All I was doing was...

whatchoo talking about? Just because I don't live-blog during games doesn't mean I'm disappearing because of performance.

Maybe whoever it is just sucks at changing their writing styles. Yeah I spent most of the movie thinking it was QGJ. But then he died without going through any kind of change. Do you mean what was OB1s arc OTHER than becoming a jedi and a jedi master to a kid he thought shouldn't have been...

Plinket's argument about the main character is retarded. A number of characters could qualify, but the main protagonist in ep1 is clearly obi-wan. I like how he has a list as long as an ithorian's neck of directors for whom this rule he just pulled out of his ass doesn't apply.