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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I hope it ends the nearest-competition blackout too and not just the home-team-no-sellout blackouts.
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    What tickles your pickle

    not IMP, IMO. Bur good catch brotha gamma
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I turn to google for an answer and accidentally click on a yahoo answers link. Oh and BP, you know you're SUPPOSED to fuck slow, right? If you treat it like a race, there no winners, only losers.
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    Recommend a dating site

    Make a bunch of standard responses and keep them in a text file. When you hit on something witty or that gets results, save it there so you can use it again. Then each time you do a first contact, just grab something from the file, then scan her profile for some keywords and add some shit...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I vaguely recall the last NFL owner to build his own stadium was ridiculed by the other owners. Or maybe he only tried to build his own stadium. It's been a long time now and google has failed me. Might have happened pre-google.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Where did you get that obi-wan wasn't one of the best swordsmen years later? Pretty sure they specifically said he and anakin were both l33t as fuck. Their big thing was that they studied most of the lightsaber forms vigorously, so they were able to change up as needed without missing a beat...
  7. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Looks like a Rorschach test. I see a moose.
  8. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Its California. No one will be driving to the game. Think it was the other way round. NFL wanted full time refs and the refs said fuck no, we have good day jobs.
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    Archer

    It's so complex, I'd be willing to bet someone found the page first, was told there was an easter egg leading to it and then worked their way back. Either that, or whoever set it all up got sad that no one saw it and released it themselves. When did this episode originally air, anyway?
  10. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Wolf being a forum member would make quite a bit of sense.
  11. Hoss

    Those Asians

    I ties Wops Irocs and a hundred more I can't recall right now. DREAMER is a mexican (or cuban or peurto rican depending on where you live), comes from hiSPanIC. My favorite is what wops call blacks. Moolies.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Darksaber was a battlestation that was basically just the big laser from the death star with engines and a hyperdrive.
  13. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I don't get you tag haters. I hate that I can't find underwear with takes anymore because of you people.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I can't speak for anyone else, but Wolf is the only I've said is not in danger of getting busted. Super retard gavinbad is trying to say he's breaking federal human trafficking laws by giving a girl a ride and making runs to the store.
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    My new Dating Pool

    dude, traffic tickets are the cash cow for fines. Don't need to seat a jury for those as very few people bother to fight them, and when you run across the rare person who does, you just drop it and cut your losses. Now I have to ask if you're joking or retarded.
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    Vikings

    In fairness, after they said it was thor who did that, he changed his story to, "well, I was there". I don't know the story, but maybe odin was present. Also, when did we get his name? Is that something he told them, or is it supposed to have happened off camera? I swore he refused to give...
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    Arrow

    Lights are often attached to light poles and are higher than the surrounding buildings. In that gif, I can clearly see a light on a light pole. But hey, they don't all necessarily have to be like that in the same area.
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    Those Asians

    Possibly a racist, but maybe you just see too many of them every day. It's normal for people to like 'exotic' mates.
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    My new Dating Pool

    where do you get the idea that paying a fine is making it go away? Maybe you don't know the difference between a fine and a bribe. Besides, they're not interested in fines, they're interested in 'cleaning up the streets' and helping the girls who are possibly victims. They're all about...
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure ya did little fella. Were you gunna ask a real mod for permission to change his title?
  21. Hoss

    Arrow

    I noticed that too, and just re-rolled my eyes. The eyes were already rolling at the "That's not why I do this" line.
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    Better Call Saul

    You're gunna have to cut him some slack, he's obviously verclempt at the thought of anyone not liking every single one of his lousy media choices. He wants to lash out, but isn't smart enough to do it intelligently. One of these days, when I'm really in a trolling mood, I'll explain to him...
  23. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Based on the below, I'm pretty sure tarrant ruled that it would be OK inside of spoiler tags. So have at it.
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    My new Dating Pool

    lol wut? You must take your legal advice from comic books. That's dumber than your mann act stretch. I've got wolf figured out Johnny, he's not interested in your whore mongering, he is investigating you. Probably not sent by your wife, because he'd have all the evidence he needed after...
  25. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    You know what they say. Once you go black, you'll never have good credit again.
  26. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    TJT, post pics of the girl so I can decide if she's worth the trouble. Also, I really like latinas and I may look for her next time I'm in austin.
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    Arrow

    I did that last year. I was saddened when he told me that if there were any plans to bring back captain jack, the show producers had not mentioned it to him or his people yet. He was pretty cool, and his sister was signing autographs right next to him and she seemed cool too. Those 2 would...
  28. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I liked Fargo, but hey you had no way of knowing that. It's not like there was a thread about it on this board that we both participated in. Actually, since the first episode I've been saying this show reminds me of fargo and that's one of the things I like about it. I can't put my finger...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You said WOLF is breaking the law. What law is he breaking? Please tell me you think it's illegal to be seen with a known hooker. Cause I got a yo momma joke waiting if you do. Johnny, how long would you say the typical hooking career is in camden? I figure your girls must be getting...
  30. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Whew for a minute I thought you were going to call me on turning a movie thread into a thread about the Dallas Cowboys.
  31. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Larry Allen did over 700 lbs
  32. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Pretty sure that's a joke, but my first thought was ... walk away and be glad you got a chance to get away so clean.
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bro, it probably didn't work because you entered a thick black line for an email address. Also, click that button to show your password so you can be sure you entered it right. fix those things and post the screenshot of the results. Oh and what is uplay? What do you need it for?
  34. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is anybody even reading dumar's walls of text?
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    My new Dating Pool

    He's probably undercover trying to infiltrate the camden hooking and meth scene so he can bring down the big dogs. I'm sure he's just using johnny as an in, and he's not concerned with small fish like him.
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    Better Call Saul

    I'll have you know that at least 3 people have found a post of mine funny. Read my nets if you don't believe me. It probably helps me that I just like Bob Odenkirk. I don't know why exactly, it's not like he's had any great roles that I can remember before this. But I've liked him ever since...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He is saying it takes 5 posts to see images, not 5 posts to see or make posts. I don't know if it's true, but if you're going to call him dumb, call him dumb for what he actually said, not some made up shit you think he should have said.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Since you put it like that, it would be pretty funny if he was the bagels and coffee boy for the 'real shield'.
  39. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    FTFY
  40. Hoss

    Arrow

    What are the side effects? And what do you mean by use the lazarus pit? You mean on Ollie? Maybe because they needed him to survive Ra's's blade to explain why he suddenly wanted him as a successor. Besides, who's to say they didn't really secretly use the pit? Remember how unsurprised...