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My wife thinks it's funny to pretend she was right every time she corrected his grammar. He was elected president of the US, right? That's gunna be important later. I jut wanna know why'd they choose to live there? Pick a place with better access to water and fertile soil and shit. Maybe...

I don't see the controls people keep talking about.

I don't get how that clip indicates sword. Did they say sword somewhere in the audio I could barely make out? I did hear them say the word shield, but that's as close as I could come.

I don't understand why the button that usually takes me to the first new post doesn't work in this thread. It works everywhere else.

I can't imagine why anyone would want to read her book. But maybe some people bought it out of pity. At any rate, I'm sticking with my insinuation that there's little chance the payoff was worth the decades of mental problems. I don't think her name was even released until she wrote that...

Yeah, I heard she was extremely fucked up in the head because of that for at least a couple of decades. How much $$ do ya reckon she got?

One time I was driving late at night and was getting tired. So I stopped a convenience store to get some coke, and saw the rack of pills at the front counter. I grabbed one called "Up All Night" because I knew I had to drive all night long. Took it, and 15 minutes later I was still falling...

What does that mean? I'm not afraid of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement boys.

I don't get how anyone can give polanski a pass, I don't care how much of a soulless opportunist you are. The dude forcefully drugged and ass raped underaged girls. Murdering them afterwards is pretty much the only way that coulda been worse.

And not because of the ashtray.

Try working with wetbacks. You'll find shitty TP in the garbage next to the toilet. One place I worked, someone occasionally jerked off in the toilet and didn't flush it. I understand jerking off at work, sometimes you just gotta crank one out. Especially at this place because the owners...

Except that you didn't bang her. Better get it checked.

He didn't dope. I wasn't sure for a while, but seeing what's happening now, where they're taking back advertising money they paid him, has convinced me it's all a load of bullshit. He probably decided it wasn't worth fighting, but didn't realize the buzzards would come for him like this. He...

There was cheering in the theater when that happened. As for valentine's plan, Agent Carter had the same sort of thing, but it was done with gas (Midnight Oil) instead of technology. I laughed at that. They must have basically come up with the idea at the same time. Either that or they...

I wondered where linemen fit in. They tend to have long careers and are hit every single play (which would put the lie to one of their conclusions, if I'm right). I didn't see it in that article, did they mention them? Hey wait, livestrong.com? Isn't that Lance Armstrong's organization?

Martha was, by far, my favorite companion of all time. When the spinoff talk started, I was hoping she'd get one. Don't get me wrong, Captain jack was an awesome choice too. I got excited when she showed up on torchwood. She probably could have saved the show if they'd made her a regular...

I find it hard to wrap my mind around nearly everything happening on one planet - lothal. I mean seriously, they can just drive off and dissappear where the empire can't find them on the same planet? What manner of fuckry is that? It doesn't even look like the ship's parking spot is covered...

Completely? Did you miss the guy who got left alive? The one who was the heir apparent when they had their big meeting, but he had been captured and assumed dead. That's the only reason they had to compete to be the new leader. Everything simmons was saying was about eradicating the...

You kinda dumb, you know that? All dead end streets are also no outlet streets. If a street has at least 2 ways to get to a main artery (as it does in the case of my street, because I said there were 2 other ways to get out) there is no way it can be a fucking dead end. The reason the sign...

Bisi: What does this have to do with politics?

cuz signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. Sorry if I wasn't clear about that in the post. Do I need to write it again in braille?

Where can we find a catalog of your photoshop work?

Since when do racists not know how to cook?

At first, I didn't realize yall were talking about the baby's gender. I was imaging adults throwing these parties for themselves to announce whether or not they'd be getting a sex change. Maybe they should have race reveal parties. At the end, the cake can either be chocolate or white. Yup...

Bisi really delivers. Bisi, what is your most common motivation when posting on rerolled?

Signs that are lies rustle my jimmies. For instance, the street I live on has a dead end sign on it, when there's actually at least 2 ways to get back to a main road without turning around. Also, on a lot of the jobsites I visit, they have signs on doors saying "PPE required beyond this point"...

That's why you should date 14 year olds. Their small hands make your dick look bigger.

Did anyone else think the hard questions were easier than the medium questions in that nerd-off? My guess is that either there were no difficulty levels, or they mixed up hard and easy.

Bisi, if we did a lindz AMA, what % of the questions would be asking to see her tits? Followup, on a scale of 1-10, how devastated are you that no one has asked to see your junk yet?

This study is dumb. Everyone knows the proper way to measure a penis is from the anus to just beyond the tip. And back to the anus again if needed.

Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English the car mechanics are French the lovers are Swiss and it's all...

I found I have to sleep on my back. If I sleep on my side the mask gets knocked loose by the pillow. Sleeping on my stomach has the same problem unless I press my face into the pillow, but it also makes my back hurt if I do it more than 1 night. Also, I'm afraid to block those vents on the...

The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me...

Finally finished the series. Most of my comments have already been said. So all that's left to wonder about is where crazy legs got the magical earplugs that cancel out all sound. Cause with typical ear plugs, you can hear someone talking just fine. In fact, they make it easier to hear...

Did the princess orgasm when her uncle was killed? Or was that my imagination?

yes, that would make lana 1/2, and her baby 1/4

Technically the whoring is wrong, but as long as you don't exchange money where everyone can see, how would they know?

I first saw it in a room with about 5 people looking at it on someone's cell phone. 1 saw black and blue, the rest white or light blue, and gold or brown. Then we saw it again on a TV with about 10 other people, and some saw each color. So there. It's not all about monitor quality. I think...

I thought it was going to be painted with that chameleon paint stuff.