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  1. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Who's who grumpus?
  2. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    What is wolf doing that's illegal? Speeding? If wolf didn't have ED, my guess would be that he was going to wind up plowing Johnny's ass someday soon. Hey, maybe his end game is to talk Johnny into trying a glory hole and putting himself on the other side.
  3. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    Indeed. Kinda like freebleeders, we're going the natural route. Freeshitting.
  4. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I learned in HS that the difference between a bitch and a slut was that a slut fucked everybody, and a bitch fucked everybody but you. My HS was full of a buncha bitches, in case anyone is wondering. Do you mean Bates, or am I missing part of the reference?
  5. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Razorfingers would have made more sense in Agent Carter, but she sucked anyway you look at it. At least in carter, she could have been a product of that super-killer-girl school who went off the deep end and it would explain her having halfway decent fighting skills.
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    What, you think wolf is an undercover vice cop? Johnny, are you paying him for his ferry service? If you do, be sure you call it a bribe.
  7. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    So J49, what you're saying is, the true ideal size is "2.61 inches wide and 6.14 inches long; they are .0043 inches thick and weigh 1 gram."
  8. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    That's what I was thinking. They were surgically grafted on, so surgically remove them. Lamest supervillan ever. She reminded me of meg in that episode of family guy where they all got super powers *cue flashback* Any idea of 'real shield' being legitimate kinda blows up with them trying to...
  9. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It's just amazing. Johnny has to move away from his hookers, and suddenly a chauffeur shows up. He must be living right for the lord to smile on him like that.
  10. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Thanks Wuyley, I think I found it. I use TaxAct, and I found one for miscellaneous income, such as from prizes or awards.
  11. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    This is why the Amish burn their trash
  12. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Fuck, I'm still hoping we get rice to replace murray if the AP dreams don't pan out. Has anyone picked him up yet? He kinda fell off my radar about halfway through the season.
  13. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    You should try a rottweiler. They are also good protection from cats.
  14. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Fuck taxes. Can one of your tax experts help me out real quick? I got a 1099-misc because I got $650 for participating in a research program. It's reported in box 7 and I can't figure out where the fuck I'm supposed to report that on my taxes. The only place that I can find where you'd...
  15. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    How about, She said Mmfffhh mmmmffff mmmfmfmfmmm because I don't like to hear bitches talk when I fuck them, so they get gagged. Giggity Or She said "What's in this driiiiii" Flippity Bippity Bop
  16. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I didn't realize you guys ever retired vinyard.
  17. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That part was true and accurate.
  18. Hoss

    Archer

    Holy shit, I never realized they cast Bond to look like archer. Also, days later, I'm remembering that she left her pussy in the bathroom and it still makes me laugh.
  19. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    And I feel bad for you that you haven't accepted my close personal friend Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. But you don't see me bringing it up all the time, do you?
  20. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I wished they'd advanced Mike's storyline a little more. I guess since he was in BB, we know he doesn't go to prison for life, but they still could have shown us what his daughter in law had to say to the cops. Any guesses as to whether they build another episode around that wrap up, or is it...
  21. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Thank you great and wise leader. Sure, lets go with that, because the reason shouldn't really matter. Besides, this thread would not be the place to get into it. Start a new one if you really want that discussion to happen.
  22. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is there a better way to listen to Creed?
  23. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Why? Why would he be willing to do that? Oh, and add wolf to your sig
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I guess I can forgive it if someone doesn't know how to make a noose anymore, but shit man, he can't even fucking draw one? IMO, that 9er fan deserves a real noose.
  25. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    wtf is avengers grimm? Does that mean the TV show grimm is doing some avengers episode?
  26. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Holy shit, I didn't know that was an option. I might try chipotle again. I also didn't know they had cilantro free brown rice.
  27. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I can't watch that. Was that one of his regular hookers?
  28. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    No. As was mentioned, the show opened with him watching an old commercial, and in the first episode he started getting grief over his name. So it wasn't hard to figure out he changes his name later on. Plus, in at least one of the flashbacks, we saw him telling a stranger his name was saul...
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I dunno, the XXX versions of star wars I've seen have been really really good.
  30. Hoss

    Vikings

    The obvious answer is Thor since he told that first story in first person and they recognized it as being one of Thor's exploits. But Jysin's memory intrigues me. Who was he talking to? Maybe some internet detectives can see if he was in any earlier episodes.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Plugging in a laptop is malepriveledge
  32. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    A guy I used to work with always said "I can't bottom out in a tuna can, but I can scrape both sides"
  33. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I know I'm a day late on this, but I gotta say, Murray was basically a wash as a game changer. Yeah he got yards 90% of the backs in the league never woulda got, but he also put the ball on the ground way too often. As much as I liked watching him run, I'm glad to be rid of the butterfingers...
  34. Hoss

    Vikings

    That would explain her just giving up and sinking like she did.
  35. Hoss

    The Flash

    It does look like she's being sloppy, and it would have looked cooler with the handle pointed away from her.
  36. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I can confirm that. If it's not my favorite show on TV right now, it's pretty high on the list. It's the only show that I sometimes delay watching because I don't wanna give it half assed attention.
  37. Hoss

    Vikings

    That's what I thought too, but didn't her daughter die as a child? I can't believe siggy died. I thought it was a dream until that last scene.
  38. Hoss

    The 100

    Man what a loser, I got that almost immediately. I assumed there was a city limit sign that I missed where the 'wash' was broken off. I'm with ya bro. But I broke down and bought a chromecast for those hard times. Cost like $50 and it would have paid for itself by now if my daughter hadn't...
  39. Hoss

    King of the Nerds

    Can't believe nasa chick and ori both didn't know Oxygen. I mean, I didn't know either (for sure), but oxygen was the logical choice and woulda been my guess. I was rooting for ben too. Jonathan is a cockroach. Ben seemed to have the final puzzle figured out sooner, but didn't just draw the...
  40. Hoss

    The Flash

    What banner shot are you talking about? I clicked on the link and didn't see it. It's hard to imagine how someone could hold a nightstick backwards.