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I once had a stripper begging me to wire her money. I told her I did it and gave her a fucked up password she had to repeat to them. Like "ah yam sofa king we todd ed". or something like that.

Well, how old is merlyn supposed to be then? Because in his flashback, didn't they show about a 12 year old ras when he first got to the league? Does the pit turn him into a child again?

You realize being knighted like that is going to come back and bite Ben, right? He is running for the house of representatives, and the constitution prevents anyone who has been given a title of nobility from from holding any office.

I just lost more respect for J49 than I thought I had.

The last episode confused me. It's like they forgot Ben was running for office. How was he even thinking about being interim mayor? I wonder if those were just some leftover storylines they wanted to knock out.

Were you reading this thread at all, or do you just periodically search for my posts? Cause I was responding to vvoid, and it sounded like he was doing some pretty basic shit. Probably a little beyond tier 1, but I guarantee if they advertised the position, they'd get scores of people in their...

Good point. They're probably being very rational.

yeah, because that's clearly what most IT jobs are about. Oh wait, no it's not. It's cleaning viruses and loading programs.

and mist is tsim backwards. Clearly, mist is actually a russian simulation program sent here to ... Well hell, I don't know what she was sent here for because I don't pay attention to any of her opinions. I assume she was sent here to support arasayar though. Oh and I second the motion for...

Are they still begging for your company?

Get of of my lawn mestevo! Can't believe you never heard of the bass-o-matic. Fucking punk. How about the land shark? Cause if you'd never heard of either of them, then getthefuckouttahere.

Maybe you guys should share how you're heating up the canned green beans. I think the only times I've had soggy green beans were when, as I mentioned earlier, someone fucked them up by trying to fancy them up. Just drain the water, put a tablespoon of butter on top and nuke it till the butter...

It made your eyes bleed and yet you are hell bent on collecting it. I'm not really seeing any possibility of a reading comprehension fail. Maybe it was a writing fail. Or maybe you should seek professional help.

So then you're disputing that nearly anyone can do it? Or is that the 1 HS in America that pays teachers well?

You collect movies you fucking hate? I think they got a name for that and it's hard to pronounce. Seek professional help.

So is my wife, but it gets ate so quick I never get toast or sandwhiches out of it. But she found a solution. She makes enough so she can slice and freeze a loaf. A week later it's still good as new if you thaw it out right.

God, I hope you don't cost less than an IT person. They generally make jack shit because nearly anyone can do it. Sure no one else at your company can, but I bet they can hire a college student for somewhere around minimum wage. On the news yesterday they were talking about a teacher who was...

I've never heard of 'the touch'. Imm hafta ask my wife if she knows that method. When she cooks, I think she just knows intuitively how long it needs. BTW put me in the camp who thinks canned green beans are better than fresh. I will admit fresh might only taste worse because people tend...

It's like she's raping the textbook publisher.

It was pretty good, but there were way too many partial skits. They didn't do most of them justice. How can you have a gilda radner clip without her ever saying "never mind", or bring in the land shark without him trying to convince you he's something else? About the only thing they got right...

Did he? Damn, I didn't think I was skipping his posts. Maybe I'm doing it subconsciously.

I thought moby was a morning DJ when I was a kid and was like 90 years old now.

We might all be missing the most obvious explanation here. Maybe they are purposely setting team flash up to be psychopaths. Or at least, setting wells up to be one and he obviously had everyone else on the team charmed.

Tijuana Bibles are so awesome.

I used to watch public access when I lived in Austin. I remember how relieved I was that these people were down at the station instead of walking around on the streets. Public Access TV is a good thing. Oh and if you're going to call it RIM job, you need to occasionally interview a hot...

Since it's called "Fresh off the boat", doesn't that mean they are recent immigrants? I'm guessing FOB only applies to mom and dad in this case. But your comment made it sound like you didn't catch that. Anyway, the accents don't seem over the top to me. If anything they are understated...

Is The Goldbergs anti-semitic?

Wow, someone touched a nerve. I brought up vikings because you said we were creepy for complaining about a lack of rape in any show. I think you walked that back somewhere in your novel, but TBH, I didn't take time to read it all.

tiger mom is hot as hell. I thought she'd be kinda like lois from malcolm in the middle, and she kinda is, but she's a really hot lois.

Looks like it's already been done. s a war on for your mind!

Pied piper was in the special prison because he knew well's secret and had to be dealt with. Fortunately they'd already started down the judge, jury, and executioner road so there were no moral issues to interfere when it came time to cover their own asses.

don't laugh too hard at the shrubbery. There is military grade shrubbery that can stop trucks. They developed it to help protect against suicide car bombers. I've been wanting to get some at the house.

So just to be clear, I would not learn anything worthwhile if I picked up a GTA game?

Since redpill/bluepill is just a bunch of bullshit, there is no correct answer to your question bisi.

Was it creepy when we complained about it with vikings?

Yeah that's a great point. Like individuals. Orientals aren't like me, so they don't get due process if I think one of them messed up. Thanks for the pro-tip, psychopath.

Tough for a woman maybe. I bet her 90 lb boyfriend coulda held the rope with one hand and her with the other.

What's blue pill? Is that supposed to mean pussy whipped?

Do they really? Maybe I should pick that game up. I've always wondered how you actually rape a conscious uncooperative girl. For science, not because I wanna use the knowledge.

It was pretty good. I will definitely watch the sequel. I don't remember another movie where everyone clapped at the end. Hell, they actually clapped twice. What are the reviews like for it on the general internet? I'm wondering if anyone is hating on it because the bad guy is crazy...