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  1. Hoss

    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    I thought the movie looked dumb. When they hacked sony over it, I became interested. Now that they started canceling screenings, my interest has intensified. Gunna tip my hat to sony if this all turns out to be a marketing ploy. Tip my hat and go see their movie multiple times.
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    Arrow

    Oliver probably would have done better with a staff. When he melees with his bow, he used it like that anyway. But yeah, he should have been competent with the short swords. I thought he looked intimidated more than phoning it in. Also, other than when he's shooting arrows at people, he...
  3. Hoss

    First World Problems

    My company cooks us free steaks every month. This month, a vendor is paying for it because it's christmas, and they always get shitty steaks. Also, the other 10 meals the vendors cater around thanksgiving and christmas are generally varying degrees of shitty too.
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    The Flash

    Not yet brother. Not yet. But in star trek, I don't remember tachyons being used in time travel. They simply did anything and everything you might need done.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I thought daredevil was a master tactician. Not from reading the comics or anything, but just because he's blind and manages to still fuck people up and make them fall right in the middle of where he made a DD symbol in gas before the fight.
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    I don't know how I'm so far behind. I guess it's because I was doing them randomly the first week. I'm only on page 3.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I love body paint. Ugly Christmas sweater done right.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I guess if you're positive they aren't carrying a gun themselves. Or any other weapon. Or are, in any other way dangerous and inclined to want to go down fighting.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I don't know enough about marvel to know how stupid this idea is. But I'm hearing people IRL say Skye = Miss Marvel. Is that possible?
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    The Flash

    Why is everyone calling the tachyon device a time travel machine? That was the stolen tachyon device he attached to the yellow suit at the end, right?
  11. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I never played it, but from what I saw, it looked like borderlands was basically designed with the road warrior in mind. So, no big surprise.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I saw that. In fairness, to be on south park so quick, they must have thought of it first.
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Snyder is out jonesing jones. He's got some serious issues.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You gotta draw the line somewhere, and drawing it at whores taking you for granted is ... well it's definitely 'somewhere'.
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    Hodj. Return to us.

    I was thinking you had to be holding something too, but couldn't remember what. Maybe it was grey goose. Go get a new one at the store and try again.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Should have taken the owner's son to see the whore IMO.
  17. Hoss

    Hodj. Return to us.

    You have to say his name 5 times while looking in the mirror.
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think they were both mentioned. Dexter is the only one who could be called a fan favorite. But, he was pretty damn fat. I was having trouble figuring out who the tertiary characters were. How many lines does a tertiary character get?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It could also be an alien. But I was thinking it might be bail organa. As far as we know, he just died on alderaan, right? Would take 30 seconds or less to explain why he's alive. Another possibility is the captain of the guard for amidala in ep1.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Not even the one that gave you and your wife the clap? (Or whatever disease it was)
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    It's not rape till 30 years later.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I was listening to Christmas songs today. When "Baby it's cold outside" came on, I realized it would make a perfect theme song for Bill's next series.
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    Arrow

    Yeah, I was wondering about the catching of the bad guy. Our satellite cut out during that commercial break, and when it came back, they were waking away from the prison. So, I wasn't sure how much we'd missed.
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    The Flash

    I dunno dude, arrow wound up restraining flash and making him look at the lights. How do you not call that a win? What the fuck is wrong with felicity anyway? "Arrow's real name is not my secret to share", then she sits there in the man's lab saying oliver's name a dozen times 30 seconds...
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    Arrow

    I don't quite get why The Flash came back to HQ with the rest of the team after they realized the bar was a setup. "Hmm, cunning bad guy lured us out here for some reason away from the person he's realy after. Hey, you guys got room to give me a ride back?" Even if you assume the shit at HQ...
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Doc deserves more, but alas, our charity has been throttled by evil admins. Be sure to neg them all for the injustice starting jan 1.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I disagree on both counts. Allred only has power if he gives a fuck, and I think he's old enough that he might not. Also, it's a no-win situation for him. Guilty or innocent, if he answers, he just fans the flames. Even if he has proof he didn't rape some or all of them, he'd have to...
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    M. A. R. S. Mars, bitches! Orion's first flight a success.

    Someone give me the cliff's notes. What's so revolutionary about the orion? Or is it cool just because we actually have a replacement for the shuttle?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    As I said, that may have been their secret plans, but when they spoke to each other, they said it would be all 3 of them. Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally. Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can...
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The books. There was one called Darth Plagueis that covered it pretty well. They felt it was antiquated and unnecessary and was the reason the sith hadn't been able to beat the jedi for thousands of years. They needed more manpower. They both felt they were better than all the sith before...
  31. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm pretty sure he was talking about hitting nina. But I'd brag about tapping Betty White. That'd be bragworthy on so many levels.
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    My new Dating Pool

    How does 10 extra keep her from being sick the next morning?
  33. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Shouldn't be any trial. I heard Gloria Allred was demanding he either voluntarily waive the statue of limitations so his accusers can face him in court, or he set up a $100 million trust fund to benefit the victims and make it all go away. TBH, if that's true, it's at least as funny as half...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Palpatine and Plageuis did not believe in the rule of 2.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    There's no 'sort of' about it, TBH. But the discussion wasn't about just the original 3 movies. Because as you pointed out, the x-wings were shown as being just as vulnerable as TIEs in them. Most of it probably came from the X-wing series of books. Some of it came from technical manuals...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'd love for someone to pull that preferred pronoun shit on me. My only dilemma would be which preferred pronoun to make them use for me. Fuck you Marriage is between one woman and one man God hates fags Praise allah
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    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    THANKS OBAMA! (Maybe we should make some Thanks Tuco memes)
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I think what we all learned from this thread is: If someone does a show with children, they are most likely rapists of some sort.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    He's going to be a yuhzon vong who has embraced technology. Then Lucas will digitally remaster the prequels to insert a young version of him into the background. I can already hear the explanation that he always intended to put the vong in there, but didn't have the time or money in the budget.
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    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Pretty much all the starfighters except the vulture droids were cool. Only about half the capital ships were cool. Well, maybe only the nubian capital ship was cool. Also, the sailship was cool.