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Well the whore called him johnny, so that tells me he's not giving them a real name. Course, they can get his license plate fairly easy, so maybe it doesn't matter what name he goes by.

Yeah, that's what he said his plan was. I think he also said he would have eaten a bullet if he could have gotten a real gun. What a loser. I bet he's never followed through on anything in his entire miserable life.

You realize that in this case, you might as well have not used a condom at all and saved it for when you fucked your wife, right?

Kinda surprised at the consensus reached in this thread. I thought rerolled was populated by a bunch of weeping vaginas. I've always thought that nothing is inherently racist, and anything can be racist in the right context.

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher,"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said...

Didn't they do that episode a few years ago though? Seems really familiar. I see I also have a 90 min south park recorded called "Goth Kids". It says it's the goth kids celebrating Halloween. WTF is that? I haven't had 90 minutes to watch TV yet, so I haven't looked at it. Is it...

Not in the running, in my case. I don't ever even remember seeing a commercial for it. I thought it was a movie with goldie hawn.

Good point. Since he's a mexican, he's got civil rights too.

People who think facebook is srs bsns.

Not true. Both times he had to stop hoomans from killing something, and then everything was fine.

That's not the same as the gubmint trying you twice though. For the feds to try zim, they will have to ignore the justified killing aspect of it and instead try to prosecute him for something stupid like harassing T-dawg before being attacked. They might even say he was doing it in his...

You said her objection was moral. Sounds like she's a catholic who thinks every sperm is sacred. She probably also thinks its a sin when you jerk off or use a condom. But pussy licking wouldn't count if that's her objection.

He must be a gay.

It's WH13, sparky. Don't act like it doesn't rate the full 4 letter abbreviation. What's not to like about the show? Other than pete, he's annoying but everyone else made up for it. Also, steam punk is awesome. Admittedly, if claudia had never shown up, it probably wouldn't make my top 10.

This is my favorite military story in the thread.

I like badass thea.

Hard to do just 10. Top 3 are in order, the rest aren't. Married with Children The Highlander - Probably why I like to wear kilts today Beverly Hillbillies Lost Girl - Kenzie. Eureka - What I like about eureka is that by the time they ended it, I was like, "yeah it's time to end this, the...

Just discovered her. I wish everyone would post a pic when they chime in. I think that's her but you can't see the tat. She does ring my bell.

OK, fine, but in infants? I think the clap could kill the infant. So wait, are you telling me that fucking someone when you know you have aids and don't tell them isn't considered attempted murder anymore?

A test needs to be developed. Not just for sexual maturity, but for everything including when you can vote, when you can be tried as an adult if you commit a crime, and when you can enter into binding contracts.

David Richard Wilson is rustling my jimmies today. Man charged with raping baby, girl who now have HIV | News - Home He raped a 23 month old and a 14 year old and gave them both aids, herpes, and chlamydia. Oh and he knocked up the 14 year old. On a related note, my jimmies are also...

I'm sure he's devastated. Especially since he just wanted a video of her talking dirty. If that holds true for her, she was also lying when she said they'd been together for a year and that this wasn't the time or the place for dirty talk videos. Not to mention the blinking could mean every...

In this case, it sounds like the calculation was once a day, 5 days a week, 3 weeks a month for 2 months. He probably turned her in just to get a break.

According to stuff in the EU, droids develop personalities when they aren't memory wiped regularly. Astromechs don't get wiped as often as other types of droids because the stuff they learn helps them do their job better.

Show is so gay, I actually figured that was the official title. It's not worth the effort to remember.

Shut up punk, it was safe at one point, you're just too young to remember. My sig when I was active on usenet had my real name, address and phone number in it, as did at least a quarter of the people. There was a story of one guy showing up at another guy's house because of a heated argument...

I like the cripple ramps and the close over-sized parking spaces with cripple runes protecting them. I get to use those parking spaces all the time because, apparently, I'm the only one who doesn't believe in whatever voodoo that is supposed to be.

If I'd realized he was nathan 4 u I would not have bothered with this show. Spronk, why does it matter that he's a white guy? Do black guys not do that?

My experiences down here in the south agree with eomer's. If there's a handicap button, somewhere around 75% of the time it will be harder to open. Probably 20% of the time its stiff enough that I have to break stride to get it open.

So the professor guy in the wheelchair is someone named zoom? Just looked him up and it don't make sense. Zoom is supposed to be a speedster too. This guy appears to be able to see into the future.

All i saw of the commercials was martin short. That was enough to make me dvr it. I'm not sure, but I think they are trying to re-create seinfeld. Only, with 2 Kramers. Maybe I should have looked for superman.

Anyone watching Mulaney? Thought it might be good with Martin Short in it. I have no idea who the main character is, but everyone in it sucked at acting. Even Martin and Elliot Gould. That chick from SNL probably did the best job, but I might only be saying that because I was horny. Gunna...

I think the lab chick got hit by the lightning too and got metahuman bitch powers. I don't know if she smiles like that on purpose for the role, if that's her real smile, or if she's so bad that's the best acting smile she can pull.

It doesn't look like he's changed the sonic screwdriver yet. Am I just too stupid to see the differences? I also can't tell if the tardis control room has changed, but I am fully aware that I'd probably miss any changes short of turning it into a clearing on endor.

Oh, I see. Then you want KIK and snapchat.

C'mon suteck probably didn't know what it was. In the 4 minutes between our posts, he downloaded it, signed up and figured out what it was.

This site has ads? I'd tell you to L2Internet, but you mentioned a work computer, so I'll assume they force you to use internet exploder. I love when people complain about the content of ads since the vast majority of them are based on what you've been doing online. I guess the toe fungus...

I'm wicha man. I already had that somewhere in the thread. I need to figure out some way to get revenge. If possible, I plan to start pushing the carts back into their way.

If you need your hole filled, then there's another app for you. I think it's called grinder.

Don't do anything? At the very least, they saved the picture from a fire. They might have caused the fire/explosion too. I don't recall if they mentioned a reason for the church burning down. May in her slip was pretty great. As was my wife talking about her tits and how the 2 girls had...