Search results

  1. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    No cool ships? Apparently what you meant to say is that there weren't enough bitter lesbians in the art department to cater to you.
  2. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Nobody is arguing that point.
  3. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Don't get too worked up bro. A few of them are obviously trolling. Just use it as an opportunity to geek out.
  4. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    You mean Luke's X-34? I don't see it.
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I was starting to think he was talking about one of the kids from episode 1 who were anakin's friends. They would be mighty old now. Were there any children not slaughtered in episode 3 other than boba?
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    In Johnny's case, he buys them heroine and methadone instead of diamond necklaces.
  7. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    awesome
  8. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Twin Ion Engine These guys are actually talking about video games.
  9. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Can you put a hat on mine?
  10. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    That stuff from spoilerman wouldn't be too bad if it's true. But, I don't believe it. What's his motive for risking his career, or the career of whoever gave him the infos, by leaking that shit? I mean, unless they're not actually being secretive about the new movie. I'm kinda assuming they...
  11. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Well, if anyone cares about the EU explanation for Tie fighters, I believe they switched to them (from whatever they were using in the clone wars) as a political favor to an ass kissing moff who had no tactical sense at all, but knew how to keep systems in line. The Emp didn't give a shit...
  12. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I keep thinking of a jimmy rustle while I'm driving, but can never remember it when I get back to a computer. It's been happening for like 2-3 weeks.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People at work who don't know how to work an air conditioner. Fuckers get cold and just turn it off instead of turning it up a degree or two. What makes it worse is that most of us are fucking controls engineers. If you can't figure out how to close the loop on an AC system, what's that say...
  14. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Yeah, you got close, but you didn't really hit the whole "Empire is evil and doesn't care about lives" angle. Anyway, I'm with Yoda.
  15. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I did. I didn't notice anyone pointing out who was actually working on the film versus the ones that were masturbatory fanfic. I also don't click external links, so if it was said on one of those lesser sites, that would be why I missed it.
  16. Hoss

    Parks and Rec

    You done goofed. You fill that out, and they know you're good peeps and may eventually give your household a full blown gig for a couple years.
  17. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Keep waiting for someone else to say it, but the tie fighter and x wing durability is an indication of how each side feels about it's people. For the empire, the stormtroopers were cannon fodder, and they didn't give a fuck how many they lost, they just needed to crank them out quickly. And...
  18. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Yeah someone is giving negs in this thread. I got one too.
  19. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    So where are the supposed spoilers? At this point there are only a handful of people who could possibly spoil anything. So which one of you dicklickers is working on the movie?
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't think that causes cracking, unless it's something that happens in super cold climates. The only cracking I've heard about is if you don't let it cool down properly. Like, if you get it really hot and start hosing it off. In that case I think you'll crack the engine mountings first, as...
  21. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I forget, don't the hookers know about each other?
  22. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    I tried to plus ya last night, but I ran out. Also, there might be too many people who have negged you too recently, and once they've negged you it'll be a while before they can + you. I don't know the time limits on that stuff.
  23. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    In all seriousness himeo, stop being a fucking pussy. Go take what you want. Go tell her breaking up with her was the biggest mistake you ever made and get her back. Stand outside her window with a boom box playing a mix tape if you have to, but do it. Make a grand gesture. Also, post...
  24. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    As far as I know, the only requirement is to do it. Click on "Settings" in the upper right corner of the screen (next to your username). Then in the right hand column, one of the choices will be "avatar". It might need to be smaller, I dunno.
  25. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I believe he had a very sparse outline when he was writing. I recall that "A New Hope" was originally released as Episode 1, and became Episode 4 sometime before Empire came out. I think in that time is probably when he fleshed out what little he had about the prequels. hmm, I don't recall...
  26. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Someone point xezecutal to one of the redpill threads please.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Good point Mr208. It ices here about 2-3 times a year, and if I know or suspect it's coming the night before, I drape a towel across my windshield and de-ice in about 5 seconds.
  28. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    I've been thinking about this. The original trilogy didn't give many hints one way or the other. We never saw stormies with their helmets off. It's possible they were different heights, but I didn't notice if they were. There was also a comment by leia to luke "Aren't you a little short to...
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Those would flatten the tires of cars too. Unless you mean put them in the grass. I'd still use cinder blocks if the grass is high enough because it won't just flatten tires, it will send the motherfuckers flying and ruin the suspension. Plus, it won't be dangerous to people just walking...
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If they were doing it in the grass, I'd say seed the field with cinder blocks. Not sure what you can do about it if they're on the street.
  31. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    This is from a few pages back, but not one answered. Superheated slugs of tibana gas. First off, it wasn't really a twilight series, there were like 2 books with twilight in the title, Jedi Twilight and Planet of Twilight. I assume you're talking about Jedi Twilight because it was the first...
  32. Hoss

    First World Problems

    OK, I just hear a lot of shit about romo around him being a beady eyed mexican migrant farm worker, etc.
  33. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Can't decide if you're talking about mark sanchez, or if you call romo dirty sanchez.
  34. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    There was also a guy once who set himself on fire to protest the vietnam war. So cosby could have done that too. Would explain how he got away with all that rape if he was really a white burn victim.
  35. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    No. He loves his wife.
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dude, that sounds awesome, but you accidentally posted in the jimmy rustle thread. You need to ask amod to move this to the pickle your tickle thread. In years past, I couldn't even find a station that started on thanksgiving.
  37. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You probably gotta drop down when you're juggling 2 or 3 of them. 3 sixes equals an 18, right?
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The only thing to do is to make the TP bill go up by wasting or stealing the paper Had one acting like a dick one time insisting I give him an amount, so I told "a thousand dollars, it doesn't matter just turn the pump on". It stopped at 100, I was fucking livid. I offered to train him how to...
  39. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Seriously, what the fuck is your obsession with trying to get us to study this guy? Do you get advertising dollars for everyone who visits his page or something? Give it a rest, obviously no one cares enough about jimmy deville to spend even a second researching him.
  40. Hoss

    South Park

    if we're talking best ever south park gag, I'd have to vote for the kindergarteners sex education. "OK children, lets go over the sexual positions we learned yesterday ..." makes great clips, but proper condom use is what actually slayed me.