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  1. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/like-they-didn-t-just-order-7-drinks-starbucks-worker-puts-apologetic-customers-who-ordered-on-thanksgiving-on-blast/ar-AARjc67?ocid=undefined nevermind the entitled idiots manning starbucks counters or the twitter crowd that thinks its worth...
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    Lost in Space

    There comes a time when laziness outweighs the 4.99 a month or whatever. There was a time I pirated everything. What a pain in the ass. (This is the part where someone will post about an "easy" way to pirate that only requires 48 steps of setting up software, connecting by a secret eastern...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You did this just to fuck with me but thats what this place is for. No, goddamit, its "Over at the Goldbergs". The phrase refers to the family called Goldbergs, not their house. Since Goldbergs is a plural (not a possessive) it does not get an apostrophe. I do enjoy that your post in which you...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Well said: gravy is always the star of the show at Thanksgiving. I think people who don't like Turkey just don't understand Gravy. I don't want to be offensive here, but I think they may actually be using fake gravy from a packet or can or something. Eating the meat without the gravy, shit -...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Didnt realize this was a thing but now I'm rustled People who put an apostrophe in the last name to refer to a family, e.g. "The Smith's" or "The Goldberg's". There is a group of people who think that even though you don't normally put an apostrophe in a plural, they think this is the exception...
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    Wheel of Time

    No I get the Trollocs. No major complaints about the ferry scene, seems like they got most of the key parts. I'm talking about the trope in general. It gets used in pretty much every fantasy story at some point. We've got characters who can do crazy magic, solo 10 foot tall monsters, but...
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    Wheel of Time

    Book vs TV debates aside, the whole trope about "oh no how will we cross the river" gets so over used in these stories. It only works if you are on a long journey with a lot of gear, or in icy weather, or something. Otherwise, "umm, maybe we should just swim?"
  8. Aldarion

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The overly emotive tones of voice on NPR. Its like goddamnit lady, you're describing a piece of legislation, it really isnt appropriate to emote as if you're doing a dramatic reading of Emily Dickinson. And along with it, the constant need for approval from the person they're talking to. "So...
  9. Aldarion

    Interesting, Non Political News

    On todays episode of Young People Are Retarded: https://www.insidehook.com/article/internet/gen-z-question-marks I'm going to make extra sure to use lots of punctuation in all communications with young people from now on. Good God, this generation is a bunch of fucking pussies. Stressed out...
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    Wheel of Time

    I know, theyre like "ok our targets just walked into this city thats so evil and dangerous we wont even go in. Guess we'll just give up and go home!" You could argue a Trolloc wouldnt reason this out, but a Fade would surely be thinking OK, they'll be coming back out soon, lets just wait right...
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    Wheel of Time

    Probably :( Ep 3, wtf. They all exit Shadar Logoth in a hurry. Somehow, two of them end up on a fucking mountain top, two of them on a big grassland, and two in the forest. And can't find each other. Dickheads, you were all in the same city. Just walk around the wall in a circle til you...
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    Wheel of Time

    Have they cast Min yet? I have a hard time imagining them doing the "Rand gets 2 chicks" thing. it probably ends up as a tranny-nonbinary throuple by the time we get there.
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    Wheel of Time

    We're 3 episodes in (I'll be honest, I caved and watched it but fell asleep part way through Ep 2) and y'all are complaining about the fabric choices? This is a fucking dumpster fire and Egwene and Nynaeve are two of the ugliest women cast in any TV role, ever. Not just Zendaya-style "not...
  14. Aldarion

    Wheel of Time

    I'm convinced there must be some financial & union politics explanation. Theres simply no logical explanation for it, so I can only imagine its politics & money. The existence of screenwriters, and their obsessive need to "adapt" the book into a script, is the problem in itself. If these people...
  15. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    lol after I wrote it I was like "wait no I think its a black guy they cast, not a black chick" but I didnt bother to change it. next youre gonna tell me she's actually a lesbian "little person" too
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    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    This wasnt bad. I fell asleep for a bit towards the end of the second half but the kids were entertained enough to keep watching. The sidekick chick was annoying but not as bad as this thread had led me to expect (I don't know her outside this movie). Better than Captain Marvel, and by...
  17. Aldarion

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    I thought somebody told me they were casting black chicks for James Bond now?
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    Wheel of Time

    this, exactly. Its not like theres a shortage of attractive women in hollywood. They're just deliberately casting very unattractive women in these roles so they can call you racist for objecting. It is literally as jarring to suspension of disbelief as if they cast a fat man for a runner or...
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    Wheel of Time

    lol this is terrible lmao
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    Wheel of Time

    I'm tempted to watch the 1st episode just out of curiosity how quickly they abandon the source material. But don't want to get counted as a view. So the question becomes is it worth bothering to pirate something just to hate-watch it?
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    Invasion

    Not a bad episode, stuff actually happened this week
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    2021 AssHat Voting Round 2

    TIL I learned about this thread. I am humbled and deeply moved at the nomination for this Major Award. Suck it Lithose
  23. Aldarion

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I once spent about 3 years engaged to a woman who, early in our relationship, spent a month in an inpatient mental health facility. You mentioned mental health issues. I've learned to trust the professionals on these things. Neurotypical women are crazy enough, maintaining a functional...
  24. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    I cant speak to 2 days (who leaves a pizza uneaten for 2 days) But pizza left on the counter for 24 hours is absolutely fine. This was the standard leftover pizza storage procedure for 10-20 years of my life and while its hard to say "I turned out fine" its clear that leftover pizza didnt cause...
  25. Aldarion

    Depression

    This matches my experience. Different details but similar overall effect. When I hit 28 my metabolism changed and I started putting on weight with no change in diet or activity. For over a decade I went back and forth between ideal weight and 30 lbs overweight. Then a year or two ago when I...
  26. Aldarion

    Eternals (2021)

    fml, watching a few minutes of that was enough to cure me of any desire to see this. We used to joke about how next theyd cast a black one armed lesbian midget for max diversity. instead we get a black deaf woman. A deaf Eternal. One of them has cosmic healing powers, but shes still deaf. ok
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    Eternals (2021)

    I've watched almost every MCU movie with my kids, they love these. What kind of sick fuck decides to put gay shit in a kids movie. Its not actually ok.
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    Squid Game

    While youre obviously mentally deficient and just owning yourself over and over, there was a piece in this drivel that was worth responding to. You seem really butthurt. It seems the source of this butthurt is that you thought I was responding to a person, and thought I was responding to the...
  29. Aldarion

    Squid Game

    You're advocating watching dubbed shows and complaining about subtitles. Then you think anything you say after that will somehow matter This isnt some kind of competition or duel or something where we exchange sick burns and count up the points to see who won, we're just laughing at you
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    The Astronomy Thread

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    Squid Game

    says the guy who "misses visual details" while he reads the dialogue with his lips moving I'd say its ok that youre barely literate but it really isnt, its kind of a problem. The good news is its not too late, adult literacy classes have a very high success rate.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    I'm trying to imagine how the court appearances go. Its gotta be weird. Cause I imagine every time they ask if he did it, or about details of how he did it, a deep, satisfied smile slowly spreads across his face as he remembers. Not a happy smile but a "justice had to be done, so I did it"...
  33. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    Milk is gross to drink so I can kinda understand but cmon, you have to have milk in the fridge if you're gonna cook. Its a pretty widely used ingredient
  34. Aldarion

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Why are there night vision drone videos of this event?
  35. Aldarion

    The Fast Food Thread

    Come on bro all the cooking shit you do and you're using a boxed waffle mix? disappoint My waffles are fucking great, I've never had a waffle better than the ones I make. I would just never, under any circumstances, put a fucking piece of fried chicken on them.
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    Squid Game

    I missed the debate over subtitles vs dubbing. It must suck to not read well. I can't imagine having to listen to dubbed shit where the sound doesnt match the lips moving. Doesnt that drive you insane? Its not like they print a novel on the screen. You don't have to read it slowly left to...
  37. Aldarion

    Dune (2020)

    Black Chani the protagonist of the story in part 2? Look I dont want to spoil a what, 50 year old book here, but huh? she's a love interest, nothing more, and we're not too far from the point where she exits the story completely
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'll be so glad when the chicken and waffles thing fades to its rightful place in the annals of forgotten culinary experiments. Every time someone comes out with a new fried chicken item they have to serve it on a goddam waffle. Gross, inconvenient, and so fucking gimmicky. Every now and then...
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    Dune (2020)

    I mean, its right in the name that their culture included some weird futuristic amalgamation of Islam and Buddhism. I dont know why people always fixate on the sunni part and leave out the zen part. Of course, the Fremen culture by the time of the Dune books retains little or none of the...
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    Dune (2020)

    the lasgun/shield interaction doesnt generate radiation, just a huge explosion comparable (in some cases bigger than) nuclear weapons. I'm not sure if giant explosions are really a generational thing. I took the spider thing to be some kind of gimp, they wanted to portray the depravity of the...