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Hornbreaker/Hellhorned definitely need a balance pass. Their armor cards don't scale off conduit while Luna's does, so their armor is hard to utilize. Grael is extremely solid for any play through while I mostly left Orachi on his own level to die. Grael can buff a whole row for 8/16/24 attack...

But you're old so instead of pulling out your spare mag you pull out the sinful candy bar

Why are you friends with Dracula?

Heretic!

How big is Elden Ring

Merch idea, mini nuke themed butt plug!

Based on the multiple Kosugaki references I can only assume this is Shion

Need confirmation from our resident wombats @Frenzied Wombat @Wombat Also, are you two separate posters or go back and forth between accounts depending on if you're frenzied or not?

I am going to miss Gura's stupid pointy tooth grin But this will fill in nicely

Wawa was advertising a pickle ranch breakfast quesadilla today. I just don't see how pickle ranch goes good with breakfast sandwiches.

Yeah, I thought Lazarus was garbarge in the beginning, especially the reanimate and unstable mechanics. Than I got that golem that gives your units armor on death, gave him duality buff and stacked a bunch of reanimate and unstable on him. Every turn he was giving my units 24 armor while...

All you need to get him to one turn cooldown is the tome that reduces cooldown and spell chain it, or the tome + the mindcage equipment. 1 to 2 cards isn't a lot of investment.

Found a new great way of dealing with all the weaker units, though specific to Lord Fenix. Level him with +atk per slay and get anything that lowers cooldown. You can get his cooldown to 1 letting you use his fire breath every round and he'll melt anything but the 500 hp dudes before they can...

CEO: Why is our game trending on X? Marketing: Apparently some fish girl streamed our game cuz it had a lighthouse. No I'm not on drugs.

The casting director really knows what he's doing

Nerissa - Fuck Yeah!

Breaking: They just found your moms butt plug

Florida is also mostly shitty sand so pouring a pad is almost always a requirement

UPST was famous for this gem

Do you not see the new tactical serrated grip on the slide!?

Saba just said she's collabing with Dooby on Saturday

Watch the captions

I take a micro retirement from life every day for about 7 hours, who's wants to get this trending with me?

Only the tater totes sound appealing, the rest just seems like they're going for shock factor

Nothing to see here, just Nimi giving Dooby mouth to mouth

Imagine you're the dude in the car coming the other way and there's an eagle with a possum coming straight for you

Rissa for ambassador of America

Felt like letting some rage out - champ doing 5 x 2100

Imagine being the Irwin family, seeing Biboo and Calli's charity stream, and then stumbling across Biboo's dolphin gooner clip

Another under rated method for dealing with little shits, especially if you have slay/harvest mechanics is move them up floors. I'll put spell chain on my up floor cards so you can get them from bottom to top in one turn. Also great for the enemies with incant abilities. Wait until the up level...

This one got me in the feels

Agreed, thats why I think this artifact is one of the most under rated

I saw joggers at a chinese buffet once and you'd need an engineer to get any more food on the plates they took back to the table.

The portion size thing is a joke and something the FDA needs to look at, but I won't hold my breath considering all the damage they've done with the food pyramid and pushing grains and seed oils while demonizing meat and dairy. The serving sizes companies are allowed to list are so intentionally...

Its also good to explain it in practical terms to people. Doing 1 hour of mid to high intensity exercise is going to burn around 10 cal/min, so doing a whole hour will burn 600 calories. Then you go down to the donut shop and destroy an hours worth of effort with one single donut.