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Haus

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Motherfucking Gen Z discovers vacations and thinks they've found a new secret to making careers tolerable...

 

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Fogel

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• Yesterday at 11:46 AM

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Haus said:

Motherfucking Gen Z discovers vacations and thinks they've found a new secret to making careers tolerable...

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I take a micro retirement from life every day for about 7 hours, who's wants to get this trending with me?

 

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Sylas

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• Yesterday at 4:22 PM

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Fogel said:

I take a micro retirement from life every day for about 7 hours, who's wants to get this trending with me?

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that's called time travel.

my bed is a time machine

 

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Hoss

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• Yesterday at 7:05 PM

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Sylas said:

that's called time travel.

my bed is a time machine

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Lemme guess. Women who get in it report that 2 minutes feels like an eternity.

 

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Fucker

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• Yesterday at 7:09 PM

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Sylas said:

that's called time travel.

my bed is a time machine

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Everyone owns a time machine.

It's called a microwave. Turn it on, and time slows down by 318%.

 

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