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  1. Zapatta

    RIP Bourdain

    Both of his books were good, I am probably the only person in the world who saw or enjoyed the Bradley Cooper sitcom they very very loosely based off his first one. I watched a shit ton of the Travel Channel way back when, No Reservations was second only to Wild On with Brooke Burke ...
  2. Zapatta

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    I dont want Alexa or any of Amazon's CIA snooping tools in my house. I dont care if that thing made custom to order porn starring people I went to high school with.
  3. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Shot in the dark, but this is your idea of a great looking home?
  4. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Sorry no Manual Trans on the new Ranger, they are all a brand new 10 speed automatic. You will have a long wait. They arent coming out in the US til end of next year. They are also making a Raptor Ranger, which is extra retarded.
  5. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Oh lord, talk about the bell bottom pants of automobiles. Pretty sure when you bought one new it came with free pair of these. A gold chain, chest hair and an 8 track playing the Bee Gees might have got you some poon then but not now.
  6. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    About as 'Classic' as an avocado colored refrigerator and coral pink formica counter tops with glitter sparkles. The shit is just ugly and pretending its not is a hipster 'ironically' meme
  7. Zapatta

    Tanoomba's Toxic Tank of Traducement

    Pretty sure the 'cat' that equation is a placeholder for some Mouldy Locks unshaven Anti-Fa cumdumpsters snizz, I wouldnt use my own tongue either.
  8. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    My bad not a Cuda, a Challenger. Which is way worse because the 69 is an epic piece of art.
  9. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Road runners and Cudas? Any caddy without an art deco body is a boring box. 50s Caddys are a rolling sculpture. They have Cindy Crawfords body, you are picking the Kate Uptons. You could have atleast picked the 60s split window Barracuda.
  10. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Dont be jelly brah. I had a 46 Dodge pickup 10 yrs back. All the prison trucks in Cool Hand Luke are that make / year.
  11. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I will once its all primed, I have a donor cab I am waiting to ship from CA to do a roof line splice. All those F-100 get gutter rot. Only bad spot on the truck. Cab ships in a few weeks.
  12. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Yes its a truck with the same V-8 as the Thunderbird. THE most sought after classic pick up. I dont have the wrap around back window so it's not the uber rare name your price model but I paid $2500 to some clown in Oregon for it. He needed to cash to restore a 1970 Cougar ?!? He is probably...
  13. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    My 56 F-100 says otherwise Guido. Edit- all original matching numbers, for the extra salt.
  14. Zapatta

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I know this won't compute for you Iacocca, but there are no 70s cars that are 'classics'. And please dont try to say T-top Firebird / Smokey & The Bandit. It's a lost generation. You might be able to make the case for a couple 80s cars, like a Monte SS or Grand Nationals, but those a a real stretch.
  15. Zapatta

    Totalbiscuit has passed away

    WTF, I thought you died of ass cancer months ago, where the fuck have you been and Why U No Sh00ps No Moar?
  16. Zapatta

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Man arrested on Clearwater Beach after telling kids at playground where babies come from
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    Poll Anyone Remember "Attack of the Show"?

    If you watched any of Underwood's nude yoga work out vids you wouldn't even ask this question. Her body was holy shit perfect. G4 also has Tina Wood and Laura Foy. Glad they arent in the running. Foy looks like she would let you fist her, but also would want to fist you.
  18. Zapatta

    Memorial Day Weekend Gaming Extraveganza

    Will there be drinking?
  19. Zapatta

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Brah, you cant drink just any kind of alcohol, the stuff made from wood will do permanent damage.
  20. Zapatta

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    some random twitter guy who went to an airport a few times and thinks that makes him an aviation expert and FAA insider. Humpty Dumpty has had a few years and still cant get it back to together.
  21. Zapatta

    Cheated out of my youth

    She said hold my beer. I think 13 is not cool. Poor kid's life expectations are gonna be ruined ... 6th Grade Teacher Arrested! Caught Having Oral Sex With 13-Year-Old Student ⋆ WayneDupree.com looks like she could fit a whole mess of 13 yr old dicks in that huge mouth.
  22. Zapatta

    Getting Q With Elle Ron DushQ

    Those backpacks are full of Lithium batteries and Mangosteens.
  23. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I think you mean Kato Kalin or Paris Hilton.
  24. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I am starting to wonder if the kid set the apartment on fire intentionally to stop the madness and end everyones suffering.
  25. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Some pathetic clown that will drive a couple hrs to get stood up at a florida wafflehouse.
  26. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Interesting side note, folks who play the part super huge shit stains on our forum arent pro LARPers. TnT, Keg etc. all RL garbage people. Might want to remember that when trading posts with Scream, Tolan, Edge, Tanoomba etc.
  27. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I am surprised it hasnt taken actual lives. folks like to throw around the term toxic, but it should be saved up for people like TnT.
  28. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    I cannot imagine him riding beams and manning a spud.
  29. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Probably legit because she was spewing some super stupid 'people should tip 35%' glue huffing nonsense.
  30. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    TwatX doxxed herself and then cried when people brought up the ID yrs later. So regrets get shit reversed sometimes. I say so quarter to those who enter the fray willingly.
  31. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Hmmm new BF is as good at interwebz as TnT are at raising kids. We have rules about doxxing all but if new tard tards it up and outs himself we get to keep it right?
  32. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    @a_skeleton_03 can we use that $300 you collected for something more fitting than a dna test? I am thinking they each need a little ink, preferably on the sides of their necks done by someone just learning and looking sorta like this ..
  33. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    T&T+whoever makes 3 are turning the latest version of our forum into the Circle K parking lot by the trailer park again.
  34. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Huge fail on Tyen's part. Blackout Drunk wife doing a zombie grab your dingus, that should have ended with filming a legit blumpkin.
  35. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    If they are UK police we might have an actual problem.
  36. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Pfft impossible to shut us down we are a non-profit / charity use the Clinton Foundation defense and refuse to surrender our server. Also bringing the new 'BF' in on the shenanigans makes me think the children should be left at a Fire Station ASAP.
  37. Zapatta

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    If a judge is going to be reading this someone link the old FOH pages of the 2 of them being cunts and letting the old board burn for giggles. That should be enough to get the kids put in foster care where they are safe.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Escort reviews were pretty positive. High marks for attitude and enthusiasm. Both things TwatX needs help with.
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    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Should probably buy the children from them for $152.50/ea.