In that case, nice broken leg you fuckin' uncoordinated fuckin' clutz. Stick to being a dipshit on the internet rather than anything that requires dexterity or skill.
Guys I'm Requiem and despite the fact that I'm fat as fuck you should respect me because I'm the CFO of 9 companies and I lead 12 development teams even though there's only 24 hours in a day and that's literally physically impossible!