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Gotta admit, she is a lot better looking than kristen.

Do you not listen to the news deathwing? Before 0care, fifty bajillion people a day (approximately, give or take some other imaginary number) went without medical care. Because if you weren't rich you couldn't afford it and got nothing. Why would fat people be exempt from this? Either they...

I'm not a fan of leasing, but I've helped my mom lease a couple of cars. I only think leasing is a good idea if you're the type of person who must have a new car every few years. I'm not that type, I still drive a 2001 with 400k miles that I bought new, and I plan to keep driving it till at...

No you didn't. They paid for themselves, or they didn't get care.

#1 sexual fantasy among women includes being raped.

Wasn't the case till a month ago. Thank 0 that you have to foot the medical bill for fatties now. You think that only happens with fat people, and that it happens with all of them?

Good point. Not to turn this into an abortion debate, but it is funny this nonsense pretty much comes from pro abortion feminists. They realize they are losing the debate and are trying to mitigate the loss. The 2 concessions most of the new laws are making are for rape and incest. So maybe...

Gunna use that next time I feel like drinking. "I feel like getting rapey tonight"

The NYPD is spying on broads, and some faggot is threatening to stop it if elected?

I wish I was black so I could vote 2 or 3 more times in this poll.

You're debating retardedly. You don't seem to grasp, even though multiple people have said it, that 95%+ of the time, half the mortgage is less than half the fair market value for an equivalent space. And you are arguing that she is somehow entitled to equity for getting the lower amount.

what if your wife goes out of town to a different zip code? Game on then, rite?

I may have said it wrong, not when I'm getting up. I'm talking about when my ass is sweaty and I nearly slide off (if not for the wall being right there, I probably would have fallen off at least once by now). And no to toilet seats. I only needed one near castration experience when the...

Even with a free pass I wouldn't kill anyone in cold blood. Do you think that anyone who had a name in mind for that question should be evaluated by a mental health professional?

Dude needs to say he was drunk and it was her idea for him to go down on her, then file rape charges himself. He can bring in old girlfriends to testify that he never went down on them willingly. Also, he's clearly getting the short end of the reputation stick here. Now he's got a reputation...

I may have already said this, but nearly the same situation, except that its hot as hell and I'm sweating, and I slip on the porcelain and my balls get caught between the bowl and my leg on my way off the toilet. And no, I don't use seats because those fuckers move a lot and this would happen a...

This brought a tear to my eye. Did you get any video of it?

In the 60's or 70's. You sure you're not just too young? this is what pisses me off "The Post notes that OU policy considers consent unobtainable if the person is "asleep or otherwise mentally or physically incapacitated, whether due to alcohol, drugs or some other condition."" I think...

6 inches, every night, 3 or 4 times a night. Well, OK maybe not every night, I'm not a fucking robot. But i'd damn sure try. Why bitches be trippin?

To put it in perspective, I fapped to martha stewart last month just to prove I still could. She was making pork chops. So, in other words, it doesn't take a super sexy vixen for everyone. Yeah, gotta agree benradette was always the hottest. But penny is sluttier.

You seem to have contradicted yourself mures.

Speaking of shows that take a lot of time off between seasons ... any word on when boondocks is coming back? I know I should probably go find a boondocks thread to post in, but I hate necroposting.

Just saw that penny arcade today, and that was my reaction too when I finally learned about it a month or 2 ago. TBH, that should at least be the name of the thread. "Orange is the new black - It has Donna from That 70's show topless". If you'd done that last season, I would have tried to...

Typical pelican tactics. When you realize all hope is lost, whine and change the rules.

Maybe some people, but dick specifically said "To the OP". I don't think he's the first either. Do you think Dick might not know what OP means? In their defense, he didn't say she made double in his first post, but it was said on the first page.

Why does everyone seem to miss the part where he said she makes a lot more than him?

It's been heading that direction for almost 10 years now bro. The last year I played, about 6 years ago, it basically came down to who managed to pick a stud RB, a decent QB and guessed right on which WR would go off week to week. We had a 10 team league and only about 4 RBs worth having.

I think you are trying to draw a line that cannot be drawn. There is very little distinction between a housecat and a wild cat. Also, you still haven't responded to my other points about the weakest of the cat species. What pelican commits genocide for sport?

I used to play air guitar with mine when it got hard. I remember sitting around talking to other boys about it in kindergarten, and we noticed that it seemed to get like that when certain girls walked by, but beyond that, we couldn't figure out what was going on.

Overruled. You clearly showed one breed of pelican in Exhibit B and called it "standard wild pelican", then proceeded to use all types of pelicans in your arguments. All cats are therefore within scope. You would have done better to try and argue that a tiger isn't a cat. So once again...

Didn't see anything in the rules saying it had to be a housecat. Do you srsly think any pelican in the world can beat an average tiger? The fact that you have to compare your mightiest pelican warriors to the lowliest of the cat warriors to get a point, pretty much says all that needs to be...

Paytown manning. What would you do for a klondike bar?

The greatest radio personality and political pundit of our time versus a shitty remake of a shitty movie that's already been remade 18 times? El Rushbo all day. Of all the things you've ever done, which one would your mom be the most ashamed of you for if she were to find out. If you had no...

Any hackers taking credit for it yet? Sounds like something anonymous could have done. Maybe. Or would it take a group more sophisticated than them?

How big is her adam's apple? Like what? And no, the obvious joke above does not count.

I dunno, there was probably a lotto question 10 pages ago, we seem to have gotten a few fucktards in this thread. What percentage of the message board posting population do you think is too stupid to follow simple instructions like this thread has?

He's got to be, cause the gays are born that way.

I guess some of us want boring lives, and some of us don't. Honestly, if the exchange frenzied described is something you absolutely can't stomach, then you should consider going gay. For me, my crazy line in a girl is purposely destroying my stuff. As for the being a raging drunk ... meh...

Unless they've found new info in the last few years, no you can't black. If you have one form on your mouth, you cannot get the other form on your mouth. You also cannot get the same form of herpes on your genitals. They have a sort of limited inoculation effect against each other due to the...

no reason crazy can't be fixed. It's just a matter of whether you're willing to try. If she has daddy issues, then be the daddy she wished she'd had. If its mommy issues ... well that might be hard, is your mom cool? She could be the substitute mommy. Tell her Rule #1 is if she ever thinks...