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So, how DO you tame whores in minecraft?

not for me, I'm constantly telling my wife to use more teeth. I like when she gnaws on it.

Can't get the herp from givin oral if you already have mouth herpes. Most of the country has the mouth herp and doesn't even realize it. They call it a cold sore and slather some lip balm on it. Anyway, strippers are not the same as prostitutes. Even if they do some hooking on the side...

Well, that's a good sign. Even if it doesn't specifically say HSA, they two usually go hand in hand. But, BTW HSA is much better if you qualify, because you don't lose unspent money at the end of the year. You can keep it till you die and will it to your grandkids for their medical expenses...

Wait, wut? how did you not have a choice but to watch the pilfered videos? Is it some kind of hacker's code?

But we're talking about women who offer to pay. Just because a woman is in one group doesn't mean she's in the other.

Zhaun, I think if you were in a HDHP you'd know, but holy shit, your deductible looks terrible if its not paired with an HSA. Actually, I looked it up and it looks like you might have as high a deductible as you legally can without qualifying for an HSA. According to wiki, the minimum...

A? No, I didn't go down on *A* stripper. Hell, I've licked a stripper's asshole. That wasn't in the VIP room though, that was at my house. I hung out with a couple of addicts one day when I was helping this stripper move, and about halfway in they had nicknamed me Dirty Motherfucker. I...

For my wife, i just have to get her horny and ask. She'll agree to anything when she's properly worked up. She even orgasmed from anal. Amen to this. I do it all the time with no reciprocity other than feeling her squirm on my face. With my wife, you could say there is technically...

i don't even believe 2. Did they give specifics?

Hey Zauhn, that was a High Deductible plan right, with an HSA? The biggest thing I'm worried about is that my HSA will go away. People here at my company can't tell me, when I ask they just say we have new benefits managers and they are still negotiating. Since the HSA was a W thing and most...

With all due respect, that might be why this is happening. Too bad there are no girls on the internet. I'd like to know if the whole "let me pay" thing is just a test. That's what I suspect. Well, that and I also suspect some girls do it because they're afraid they will owe you sexual favors...

The length was the worst. I do not have that sort of attention span. I have seen it all now, but not in order

Hah, I was about to say the same thing. When I was in Jr high, this is how I controlled my random boners. Imagining having to bone the nastiest teacher in the school if she caught me with it. She looked a lot like phyllis from the office but wrinklier, and her personality was more like...

Neither term is accurate, but shutdown is definitely the best of the 2. If they want to rename it, something from the chess world would probably be more appropriate. Like Government Poisoned Pawn Gambit.

Does this mean you are humourless husk? Cause I read it a few times and that's the only way it makes sense. Is anything at all funny to you?

Where? I read it all, didn't see it. Closest was the arbitrary question that reminded me of this, and his question was whether he dreamed of seducing a straight guy. I'm not sure mine is talking about the same thing. Here's an example of what I'm talking about Looking to suck a thick...

When they offer, do you let them pay?

You think so? That's not the vibe I was getting off the guy. But it could be he's just gay IRL and not a very good actor.

Arbitrary reminded me of something I've been wondering for a long time. Why do fags look for "straight dudes" to fuck. Is that a recruiting attempt, or something else? Also, as long as we're being all civil here, are there terms for queers that you find offensive and wish we'd avoid?

it's a poll tax because I have to log in first. that's the same as having to show my ID.

For as long as I can remember, I've been attracted to girls around 40. So I got over the kids thing pretty quick. Good thing about a 40 year old is that they probably have kids that are nearly grown. Not to say I exclusively dated 40 year olds, not by a long shot, but a couple I dated had...

That's not ringing a bell. Refresh my memory please?

Was the hour long a final episode, or like a behind the scenes type thing?

Flashing programmable highway signs. Don't know if they are the same in other parts, but they're fucking retarded around here. They usually have a somewhat important message on them, like where an accident is, an amber alert, or the best way to get the gun show. At least, I think they do, I...

Well, I've certainly used that argument a few times to try and get a chick to fuck me, cook and clean my house every day. But it never actually worked.

Calling bullshit. That runs counter to what you already said. I didn't understand your second paragraph initially, but I thought maybe you were saying you ran a 6% loss. So lets address the bolded parts, if you're running a 6% profit on your rental units, how can you act incredulous that rents...

Bah, checked them all out, no one was streaming, and I can't get any of them on the radio. Though i didn't try that justin.TV place, and forgot to look at the sticky. I might try those next week.

are there any nudes of penny? i'm drunk and feel like tossing off to her tonight. thanks in advance.

I assumed coulson was a clone, but a couple of people have mentioned a 'vision'. I don't know WTF that is, but it sounds like it's something from the comic books, so that will probably be it. If someone wants to explain that, I will appreciate it. Anyway, I think the most important question...

I'm reserving judgement till I see pics of the hot neglected wives. You can black out their eyes or whatever to protect their identity, if you're worried about that.

See, that's one thing I don't have a problem with. It's like insisting on knowing where your kids are, or reading their texts, or putting tracking apps on their phone. Perfectly reasonable as long as you keep it in the family.

Appreciate it, I saw that list a couple days ago, and i planned to try them all out on sunday. In past seasons, I have spent hours slowly adjusting the dial of the most sensitive radio I could find with very little luck. My best bet used to be a station out of college station which would...

I just wish I'd been this guy. Not sure I would have told anyone. Probably would have taped the box up and put it in the back of the closet for a while to see if anyone came looking for it, and if they did claim I'd forgotten about it and hadn't even opened it up. Then eventually, I'd have...

Man, that's rotten noodle. Do we have a confessions thread? Bro tried to hook a little bro up and that's how you treat him?

lol clueless. Sounds like you've never even seriously looked into owning a home. The standard is actually that the rent paid is at least 10% over the mortgage payments to cover repair costs and property management. If you happen to live in area with a good housing market, the longer you own...

i don't understand. You mean it would suck? There are a number of things on my list that probably wouldn't be great. They are mostly there because at some time or another, while i was near a computer, the thought of it tickled my fancy. Public Bathroom sex is a good example. Wasn't that...

I dated a girl who did that, I was envious of her. Like i would go to the bathroom, clean my dick up, come back and she'd still be shaking like a cat that got into anti-freeze. She claimed she'd never orgasmed like that before, but after I fucked her, she did it every time That's about what I...

Speaking of NFL, I don't think I've listed this one yet. -Not being able to watch or even listen to my fucking team unless I pay through the nose for sunday ticket. -special blackout rules for the texans that allow them to black out the cowboys more often than any other team can black out it's...

Getting a morning BJ. Or is that too literal? How about free steak day at work on the same day as the morning BJ?