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  1. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I've said "what the fuck" in astonishment at a new area or mob more in ER than I have in probably any other game.
  2. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    here's a vid I took of my gameplay experience after I learned how to charge heavy attack on the horse
  3. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    you will probably feel dumb later when you're drowning in a bunch of low tier weapons that would've helped you but are now useless.
  4. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    winter is comin' boys, and it's heavily burdened https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Grafted+Blade+Greatsword
  5. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    where? I've never summoned any players and wanted to give it a rip but couldn't find anything. I used the Furcalling Finger Remedy
  6. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    margit spoilers
  7. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    In prev games you could get a lightning or other elemental affinity weap that would scale with int. Not sure if that'll repeat here
  8. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    PS5 is probably the better version today, but I'd argue that my crazy gamepad + mouse control setup is superior to either mouse/kb or gamepad only. Really, buy it for all platforms and preorder the switch version. From deserves your $$$.
  9. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Starting as a wretch I'm pre-emptively boosting str and dex just so when I get a weapon I can use it. Club does pretty well tho.
  10. Tuco

    Gran Turismo 7

    pretty cool vid. What's funny is that in my business I'm really interested in bumps and imperfections in the roadway that get you the realistic motion as you traverse the roadway. I'm surprised this track doesn't have more of that in GT7.
  11. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I'll be enjoying my half-assed PC port with troll messages, but it'll be tempting to switch to a modded experience after a few dozen more hours.
  12. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Once you're done gaming I bet you could teabag that thing and get a good scrotum tickle massage.
  13. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Sure. It's more boring than you think tho. I just have an xbox controller in my lap and my feet on a couple of pedals. The pedals aren't really necessary because of how minimal the dark souls controls are. Elite Dangerous, GW2 etc take advantage of them more. The crazier versions of this...
  14. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I played DS2/3 with an xbox 360 controller. It's fine. I like being able to look around with a mouse and I hate switching between having camera control (right joystick) and all my ABXY actions.
  15. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I use a single pedal and a triple pedal from iKKEGOL I got these when I went back to GW2 to switch fire/water/lightning/earth constantly on my elementalist. Has turned out to be a huge benefit for other games too. I use them to alleviate having to hold down buttons or replace really busy...
  16. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Def not watching this vid, lol
  17. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    will have to try this tomorrow. Who knew it could be just a matter of hitting the turbo button?
  18. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Welp, got a couple hours in. Unlocked the horse. Game runs fine, a little stutter here and there and the lack of ultrawide is funny but who cares. Game controls are fine, I'm using mouse + gamepad + some pedals. The dodgeroll seems delayed by about 250ms by design, but I kinda wish the...
  19. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    buncha pussies. Don't play games on release unless you want to puke throughout like men.
  20. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    fixed an issue I had. now to try to play xbox controller + mouse + foot pedals
  21. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Is there a patch on the horizon for having a needy family????
  22. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
  23. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    steam restart confirmed
  24. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    it's funny how in so many game release, this moment would be lighting a game server on fire. But for Steam? Probably barely a blip in their activity.
  25. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    where is steam f5
  26. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If I beat Elden Ringer without a hacker 0day frying my northbridge by invading me and dropping a chromatic estus into a fire, then the game is too easy.
  27. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Did anyone ever say whether gaming journalists got a special mode to experience the game without the difficulty?
  28. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    is this unlock schedule correct?
  29. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    team 1080ti checking in. I could sell my used 1080ti for more than I bought it for a few years ago, we're basically in mad max.
  30. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah, after 100%ing this game I'm going to need a set of lore videos that will explain the lore in the order I was supposed to see the game content to minimize spoilers as I watch these videos.
  31. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I played Dark Souls when it came PC and had a total trash port. It was fine. Some stutter isn't a big deal. Plus, frame stutter in games is a great way to detect enemies coming close to the player, so it's actually a feature!!
  32. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    wretch. I don't think the starting class matters that much. It's just the only decision any of us nerds can make before the game comes out so we're consternating over it.
  33. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Ash Lake is one of my all-time favorite zones from any game ever, partially because of the over-the-top soundtrack. You claw your way through an obnoxious tree level, finding unintuitive pathways that you are unrewarded by and kinda assume will be some lame dead-end, only to have the whole...
  34. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If Elden Ring respects my time I will be disappointed.
  35. Tuco

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    my committment to staying spoiler free has included electrotherapy to remove my memories of playing dark souls