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Doesn"t work when sperm can live for days inside the female. Rhythm method might work for older, less fertile women, but you try that shit at 20-25 and i"ll show you a catholic family.

As you get older, your chances dwindle on fucking up the BC and getting lucky enough to get pregnant too, don"t forget that. I know a good chunk of you guys are nearing/passing 30, and it"s a pretty different game from the fertile 20"s. It took much longer to get the wife pregnant at 32 than it...

It"s okay to have standards. I wouldn"t fuck any girl that would fuck him.

Keg, you listen here. The longer you drag this out, the higher the probability of more dicks being posted. I think we can all agree that Camerous needs to keep his pants zipped and that enough damage has been done already. No one else needs to suffer here. Just give us what we want and no one...

I ain"t saying it didn"t It pretty much set the tone for our relationship though. She was a bitch to people she didn"t like, friendly to people she did, but I asked around and she didn"t talk to anyone else the way she talked to me.

Heh, no lie here. I used to work with a woman about 10 years older than me, but on her 3rd divorce (no way am I going near that with a 10 foot pole). But it"s very easy to gauge their feelings about you after a few days of interaction on a semi-professional level. One day she came around...

Just to toss this in here... When Rammstein started the LIFAD tour in Europe in 2009, no US dates were listed. It"s been rumored that it was gonna be the band"s last real album, so I figured it might be my last shot to see them. I didn"t get to catch them here in 2001 when they were around...

What are you trying to attract with this line? Crazy? Because that"s all you"re going to get. I don"t know if this is an attempt at humor (which unfortunately doesn"t translate well in text) or what, but that"d be an instant "ooooookay .....moving on" for a lot of people.

The important thing when you"re looking for homes is to look for awhile, not sweat the first few that you miss out on, and figure out what you really want. Then when you know that, you"ll know when you find "The one" and can move quick on it. Delay is what kills your chances of getting. Any...

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Yeah, real common problem for the guys I work with too. Sucks to get that end of the gene pool, I feel for you guys.

Well, get it going. No one"s got the balls to rickshaw one of your threads, but the same can"t be said for us.

That"s because you"ve got a lot going for you, bro.

Furthermore, the odds of a woman contracting HIV from vaginal sex with a man are also pretty low. Good chance your mom was taking it in the ass, broseph.

Post the whole pic, her friend looks like she"s packing some serious sweater meat too.

No, we don"t. Do you see any of this kind of shit from anyone else in this thread? There"s no one in here talking about that kind of shit, straight or otherwise. Hundreds of different guys all talking about their relationships and there"s nothing else like that. It"s fine if you want to bang...

He"s not wrong.

Do you suggest forehead kisses before or after sleeping?

And your first instinct was post on FOH. It seems you have things under control.

As far as I know, you do. And I don"t wanna get into a big derail about this or anything, but I"ll tell ya what turned me off about the United Way. They come in every year to work and solicit donations and we all gotta go to the meetings even if we"ve got no interest in donating to them. And...

What kind of charities does a guy like you give to? What level are we talking here? Gates Foundation? Food shelf? Courage Center? Serious question.

You do know that 1) you"re in Canada, and this is America, so there"s a difference in tax organizations, and 2) people at the IRS don"t make so much money that 10-20k is "not worth their time?" right? Revenue agents start in the realm of 35k a year if they"ve got some education and a 20k...

Yeah, everything I hear from my wife is that most tax preparers are fucking morons, and everything you see is most IRS agents are fucking morons. We"re probably both right in the fact that most of the population is made up of fucking morons. And tax cheats. Lotta tax cheats. And my wife...

Yeah, I"m sure the IRS has different ideas of what your business expenses are than you or your tax guy does.

Get a new mortgage broker.

What? Complaining about negs? I think it"s time to unseat the internet hero! Or at least, it would be, if there was anyone left on this board who hadn"t given you rep.

This is where the knowledge of Myspace angles come in handy. If someone ever asks you if you sent this pic of your penis to someone, you want to be able to not be ashamed about it.

You do understand that when you finally figure out where your dick goes in a girl and start livejournaling the "New Daddy" thread that you get to eat every word you"ve ever said about it, right? I kinda feel bad for you because you genuinely have zero clue and continue talking shit about it...

That"s what I"m saying. If you"re good, you have fun. If you"re not good, you get loaded and play shitty and have fun. It"s a no lose situation.

Seriously, unless there"s only one meter on the property, how much water and grow lights they have for their marijuana growing operation isn"t any of your concern.

I dunno about that, took the kid bowling quite a bit this summer, and aside from the couple of semi pro level dudes bowling solo in the corner, it was probably more chicks than dudes.

Bowling. You can suck and still have a great time.

Apparently you are unfamiliar with this thread. It already has that potential, just for much sadder reasons.

Okay dude, whatever. You agree with me, that people are playing some kind of fucking games with their mortgages. It"s OBVIOUSLY not everyone, but it"s pretty prevalent, which is what I said. It"s more than just the guy down the road, it happens everywhere. CLEARLY there are still some...

So you"re not guilty of any amount of hyperbole anywhere eh? You just said a whole lot of shit that didn"t really need to be said, but hey, it seems to make you feel good, so keep right on doing it, broski.

Okay dude, you"re right, the IRS doesn"t find all the tax games people play with shit. They may not find everyone, but they know all the fucking tricks. There"s plenty of system cheating going on, and if you don"t believe it, you"re just blind. Or stupid. Probably stupid.

The cost pretty much doesn"t matter. If you can do it when you have the money, then you can just nickel and dime the project with the spare cash outta the budget and have it done before you need it. I mean, could run 10k or whatever, but if you break that down over several years as you do a...

Mortgage Interest Deduction. Don"t ask me how they think spending a shitload on interest is better than paying a fraction of that shitload to the federal government, but some people just have a serious problem with paying taxes, and would rather pay it to bankers instead. It"s pretty fucking...

The real answer is that no one with a million dollar+ mortgage actually pays the mortgage. All they play is tax games with it. They get an ARM, write off the interest, when the ARM is up, they refinance it. I dunno how the fuck that makes any sense at all, but when my wife was a revenue...

Not necessarily, it depends an awful lot on what your girl is into. I"m sure there are a few that would go the strap-on road, but I find it hard to believe that"s the mainstream. There are a lot of girls that just like to have complete control over the situation and what happens. Could just be a...