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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    They"re great for the socially awkward people with no game for American women. Also easier to beat up since they"re smaller.
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    Salary Negotiation

    Look at the flip side of it. If you were a senior software engineer at IBM, why aren"t you now? Who"d you piss off there? Why couldn"t you hack it? In short, why are you now asking ME for a job?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe you shouldn"t be posting it on the internet then.
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    Salary Negotiation

    You"ve got 2 recruitment offers and that"s your dilemma? That makes it easy. You decide which one you want to work for, and you go tell the other one that you want bank. Big bank. If they tell you no, you"ve lost nothing, you"re working for the company you already decided to work for. If you...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, this has certainly improved the quality of the thread. Are we then to assume that Kegkilla is Screamfeeder, and as a result, Tyen is also Screamfeeder? I"m actually starting to wonder if this entire board isn"t just multiple personalities.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This will make it a little clearer for you. She couldn"t commit....to you.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s basically the truth. He"ll get tired of fucking her and that"ll be the end of another one.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, fortunately for you, unless he puts it in your ass, you"re probably not gonna get AIDS. I can"t help you with the naked part though.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    We bought silver bands when we were married because we were fucking poor. I bought her a small white gold/diamond band a couple years later. Neither of us wear them anymore because it"s fucking ridiculous and the rings are not the reason we"re together. We also don"t need to be reminded that...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    uhhhhhhh
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, her boyfriend is probably Korean and has a small dick, so Dabamf comes in packing his 4 and a quarter and seems like a god amongst men. I"m guessing it"s pretty close to that!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Xerxes was also kind of a super bitch.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Plus cheaters always cheat. Cheating on her boyfriend? She"ll cheat on you. Are you okay with that, Dabamf? Maybe that"s what you need out of life...an open relationship. If you"re not the settle down with one girl type, then maybe you just have a bond with a chick who gets plowed by other...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Who the fuck are you again? No one? Okay. Long as we"ve got that straight. Don"t blame me because our resident corrupt cop comes in here trolling politics in a business thread and needs a smack down and none of you pussies want to give it to him.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Who brought up politics? I haven"t said anything about them. Maybe you shouldn"t bring things up that you don"t want in your thread. I said that the only reasons you"ve given for not hiring were a poor economy and you didn"t want to have to lay people off when the work dried up. How people...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Except what has been your entire argument for not hiring people these last few months in this livejournal...err, thread? You don"t want to hire people in this economy just to lay them off again if the work dries up. You never once said a damned thing about your tax rate. If you"re not going to...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Actually, it sounds like Lyrical has added a couple of jobs in the last few months, and his tax rate played no part in it. Was a pretty good theory though, for a shithead.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Incorrect sir. But thanks for playing the witty one liner game, better luck next time. Wait a minute, aren"t you basically a troll? What do people do with you? They mostly ignore you and don"t return your calls.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hey man, ain"t no shame in that. I dated a fat chick after I got outta high school for a couple months because I was poor and I knew she was eating. (Are we doing this bonding thing right?)
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Abusive relationships are bad. Film at 11. Jesus christ, I can"t believe we"re talking about this. Do all divorces end because of abuse now?
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Really? I"m a homeowner and I want anyone doing work here in and out as fast as fucking possible. Get it done in 1/3 of the time you quoted me and get the fuck out, as far as I"m concerned. I"d even pay extra for you to do so.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, you"re probably right, there"s probably some other significant life changing event that happens at the exact moment that parents get divorced that causes them to stop giving a fuck.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    I"m so far outta my league on this, I gotta ask. What exactly does a 32k landscaping job get you? Do you guys just lay sod or what? I have a hard time envisioning a 32k job that doesn"t include a koi pond or a banzai garden or something ridiculous. Why would you have that much lawn on your...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Except that the study shows that fighting parents don"t fuck up your kid"s education, divorce does? It"s saying that the "Potential" that everyone talks about is largely overstated. Yeah, are you going to come out of childhood with some bizarre ideas about relationships if your parents are...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You might wanna reread this thread where pretty much everyone berates anyone who says that they want to stay together for the sake of their children.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    In other news -- Divorce hard on grade-schoolers" test scores | StarTribune.com So, staying together for the kids is bad thing huh? We got any armchair counselors who want to expand on that?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    40 is the new 30. The one where you have more retarded kids.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tyen, I don"t even care if you are Kegkilla. I like the guy, honestly. Almost enough to put up with some graphs.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What does sexual peaks have to do with reproduction? Are you telling me that you cannot reproduce outside of your peak? Must be a fantastic biological premise. I also have never said anything even close to "Marriage is the bestest thing ever." Go paint yourself into a corner with a few...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If they"re childless at 30 and aren"t fucking crazy, they will be soon. Bet your ass on it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    And yet the biological clock keeps ticking. Here, lemme help you out with this one. 40 is the age where women seeking to have children have to go thru a ridiculous amount of extra shit in order to do so. That"s why most women in their early 30"s start to go fucking crazy if they haven"t had kids...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Camcorder? You took a video......of.....the....radio....?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, and guess what? None of those well adjusted, prioritized women are interested in any of these socially awkward fucks. "I have a hard time talking to people, I just can"t do it!" Yeah, you"re scoring big points with the chick bringing down 100k a year who put her career before her family.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh yeah, that"s entirely normal. I can see why you"d think I"m wrong. Pretty much all women you meet at 30 are like that.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hey, we found someone who doesn"t like kids. Now you can step out of the conversation because you"re not in the norm either.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Single, divorced, whatever dude. There"s a lot of women who get complacent once they"ve been with a guy for a year or so and stop being as careful as they should be. How many of you have relationships that have lasted over a year and ended? How many of you were barebacking it when it ended...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, and this isn"t fucking Korea. This is America where shit like Teen Moms makes it onto TV. I know your societal normal expectations have changed from being over there so long, but you"ve gotta realize that culture isn"t this one, and that"s never going to change. Did I ever say that all...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is fine if you"re 22. If you"re nearing 30, you need to revise your selection criteria, because the only ones that don"t have kids are going to be the ones that don"t have them for a reason, and waiting for you isn"t that reason.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Don"t you do landscaping? If you can see the grass, it"s plenty warm.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Almost all women will respond that way. And bear in mind, I"m an long haired, unshaven beast of a man. I look more like a serial killer than a relationship prospect. That being said, it happens to virtually every woman I walk past.