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I don"t take offense to it so much as it is an interesting study on why certain people"s relationships keep failing, and then to correlate it on their views of what long term relationships must be. Nowhere in my original post to Dabamf was I condescending (at least I wasn"t trying to be), I just...

Yeah, whatever. A chick is only exotic until you"ve done it. After that it"s boring. If that"s the only thing you"re looking for, you"re never going to be in any kind of relationship, which explains the difficulty of most of the people in this thread in finding one. I put forth the theory...

Exotic? Reminds me of that Taxicab confessions episode where 2 guys get into the cab and the conversation eventually comes to "We"re in Vegas, we expect a little exotic. We can find chicks with pussies in Detroit." Yeah. That"s about what I think about it.

Well, that"s pretty telling considering your views on long term relationships. It means that in order for things to work, she"s either gotta be way outta your league, or you have to be way outta hers. Since you"re not a millionaire, you"re not out of anyone"s league, so your only hope of a LTR...

You"re really taking all the fun outta herpes here.

I don"t know what you"re thinking either, but it sure has nothing to do with the fact that the problem is big enough that a guy doing a fucking TV show has more than enough business to pretty much only take care of problems like I said, and has even moved on to doing inspections because there"s...

You"re right bro, no one"s ever gotten screwed over by a builder subcontracting out idiots. What the fuck was I thinking?

Like I said, you ever watched Holmes on Homes? Like a full half of those fucking shows are "We bought a new house, shit started going wrong, we called the builder and said he fixed it and then left the fucking country." You"re not going to convince me that "new" means "properly built" with...

My home inspected just fine. Then a few months later I"ve got water literally pouring down thru the wall into the basement. Improperly installed window? Check. Impossible to tell without removing the window? Check. Evident only when it rained a certain way. The house can appear to be just...

Definitely. We need to come up with a cover story for you. Do you think you can pull off being a successful Nigerian banker?

Lol. Ever watch Holmes on Homes? You"re definitely not off the hook because it was just built. Old, poorly maintained, or just shitty construction...it"s all shit that can be invisible to a couple hours of walkthroughs, and only becomes evident when you"re there for a few months and you"re...

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Yeah, it"s pretty awesome until you learn you"ve gotta fix all the shit that"s wrong with it. Fuck compression joints, btw.

Yeah, that"s what I was trying to say. I skip over sponsored ads too, top actual search result is what gets my phone call. So if you"re top on whatever major metropolitan area you"re in, that"s all that matters.

Yeah, goddamned kids need to get off my lawn.

Man, I don"t get people at all. When people do that shit to me I tell them to take a fucking hike. I don"t think social networking is gonna be the downfall of people"s dumbassery, I think they"ve been doing it themselves for years. Clearly I"m in the minority for not wanting people sticking...

Well, like I said, what I need I google for, but if your main source of new business is word of mouth, work with it rather than against it. No point in dropping shitloads of money and billboards and internet space when you can just as easily get an entire neighborhood worth of work from word of...

For my generation, google is huge. I don"t even have a phone book in my house. If I need something, the top 3 guys on google are going to be the ones to get my attention. I don"t know if that"s typical of high end landscaping, however. If I was putting money into something, I"d definitely be...

I dunno man, Ashes is a tool, but I"m with him on this. Anything that gets stuck in or on my door gets chucked in the trash. Anyone who comes to my door gets told to fucking leave, immediately. If I need your services, I"ll find you. If you make it easier to find you, you might get more of my...

Can you barley see teh screen trhu the tearz? So what was the outward reason for the breakup, if I may ask?

He"s trying to convince himself that everyone has the same problems he does, and not doing a very good job of it, unfortunately.

Yeah, they invented a surgery to fix a problem that a number of women stress out about. Not that they all fucking need. I"m sure prior to that surgery all families had one child because dad had to jerk off into mom"s cunt since he couldn"t touch the fucking walls.

Did you read it? Look, here"s the deal. The placenta broke on the first kid, and the image of a doctor up to his fucking elbow in my wife is something I"m never going to get out of my head. But to say that sex is less pleasurable now 10 years after the fact is fucking nonsense. Sorry your girl...

My wife has always been multi-orgasmic, and generally manages 2-4 per session. So uhh, yeah, I"m still gonna go with no on that one. You sure this isn"t one of those things that guys invented like when the inner labia is large that she"s a whore and has been blown out? Because that"s exactly...

Whoa dude, uhh, no. That"s your chick, not all of them.

And on top of that, every failed relationship she has also impacts her children, which in turn makes the woman less likely to want to make a relationship work, and she"ll subconsciously or consciously do things to prevent one from working in order to spare the kid(s) from the pain of having yet...

Yeah, either that or put a different phone number on the billboard could possibly work too. That way you know if they call line 4 or whatever that they"re automatically a billboard customer.

Pretty unlikely. Just like everything else in life, once you"re with someone for awhile, you take them for granted that they"ll always be there, no matter what you do. Gotta make it a point to work at relationships or they"ll wither and die just like that cactus your grandma brought you back...

Well, seems like you"ve got your mind made up, despite the facts that it"s pretty unlikely to pull something like this off in the current real estate market. So, I guess you"re either gonna find a way to squeak through, or you"re gonna fail miserably, so good luck with that!

If you"re losing money on the townhome, how would you have enough equity in the new one to get a HELOC? You"re gonna need over 20% in the house (probably more like 35% with the numbers you"re talking about) in order to have anyone even talk to you about a HELOC, and if you"re losing money on the...

Scam. Don"t even gotta click the link. Scam.

Being in a relationship (friendship or romantic) with an addict is some of the seriously hardest shit you"ll ever do. It"s unrewarding, brutal, thankless work. It"s never going to be what you want it to be, and you"ll always be worried about the next time they fall off the wagon. Call it a...

Can also be insulted when your fake girlfriend dies too, so you know, gotta take the good with the bad.

2 ex husbands + relationship immediately after the last one = almost assured failure. Regardless of whatever other math you believe in, this one here is true in every scenario. Long haul? Nothing in her character would lead you to believe she was in it for the long haul. She"s in it for the...

You get your shit and move out. What the fuck can you do? It"s not gonna be easy, but it"s the only course.

Wait, this is chick after crazy 2nd ex wife?

Gotta admit, women have it much easier on valentines day. I got a staple gun. What do you think she"s trying to tell me? HOLY SHIT, I"M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!

Pretty sure roses are on the wrong side of that equation for you no matter what the circumstances. Just saying

Well, no one was talking about it here until you had to walk in and drop your vagina right on the table :P Honestly though, man up. Come on, you"re gonna get down because you spent a woman"s holiday without one to worry about buying shit for? You"re like a hero to half this thread. As my boy...

1700? Fuckballs, the buying over renting argument is swayed pretty heavily in your favor if you"re paying $850 now and can get a place for 138. Nice job. Oh, and yeah, you"re in for a long wait. I was in the same boat and had to extend my lease a month too. The beautiful thing is that I can...