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  1. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Can he have an AI version of Margaret Sanger advising him?
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Troon in the dungeon was the one part I understood. I didn't place it as harry potter, but I knew I'd heard someone shouting troll in the dungeon somewhere. This was the most confusing. "we had a full on drag them out sputtering in faggot speak." Maybe just not enough context but it sounds...
  3. Hoss

    Thunderbolts* (2025)

    Yeah, I see that. In the beginning of the movie I had a hard time getting over how much fatter she was. But apparently she has a great personality so it's cool?
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    Thunderbolts* (2025)

    I finally got around to seeing this. If you people would lower your expectations, you might enjoy a movie every once in a while. Overall it was a good watch. I agree the cast had no chemistry, but there were still some great characters. Give me more bob, ylena, and red guardian please...
  5. Hoss

    The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

    Oh must be nice having all that moisture layin about. We had to hydrate by sucking on shards of broken glass.
  6. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    You mean in the prison sense? Probably. No doubt he was gay. He was for sure fucking garcia in san fran and I always thought he had a falling out with whoever he was fucking in philly (probably Mcnabb). But I never gave much thought to whether he was pitching or catching.
  7. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Aww who am I kidding, this is the gif I would use.
  8. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I wish I could make my teams avatar a gif. That way they wouldn't know when my camera is off.
  9. Hoss

    The Witcher

    Wait, are you calling me DEI? Because wet farts in church always make me laugh my ass off. Fuck you. May you shit every time you fart for the rest of your life. Bro. This looks like a witcher parody. As long as they're raping the IP, I hope they add in dr Whoish lore to explain why...
  10. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Amen brother cause Green bay is going to SHIT THE BED!
  11. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Can we blame the clot shot?
  12. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    This is definitely the cowboys year.
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rain fucking. This was our honeymoon, after all. It's true we didn't fuck the day of the wedding before it started raining, but she did blow me in the bridal room right after the vows before the reception.
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    Mugshawtys

    AI doesn't know about adams apples?
  15. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Square jaws aren't bad. But look at the eyes. You better make sure you keep the crazy fucked out of her.
  16. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It actually is supposed to be a good omen. Your union will bring prosperity to the crops, etc etc. Or maybe that's what they tell brides who have rainy wedding days to keep them from freaking out. When I got married it rained and broke a drought that had been causing forest fires. We took...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    That's my understanding. Originally he didn't have that warning. The tangle didn't bother me. I didn't feel compelled to try to make sense of it. I think it's because I could tell he wasn't giving us enough information. I was also probably helped by the fact that I was listening. If I...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I stopped at that point too for about a week. Never stopped thinking about it.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Fuck, it was probably what made the deal. Jerrah had no intention of sighing him, then during the game he found out about the trespassing and sprained his arm signing him before he heard the full details.
  20. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    @Izo didn't you once teLL us that after your time in prison, the smeLL of mayonnaise gets you hard?
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Being @'d in an email. You already sent me a goddamn email, why the fuck is it even an option to @ someone? That just makes a little marker appear in a totally different place that I have to go look at because it doesn't go away just from reading the email. Apparently its real important that...
  22. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    aww hes so playful!
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    Mr Inbetween

    cunt is one of my wife's favorite words. I told her, hey, if you like the word cunt, you're gunna love this show. I've also started calling people champ a lot.