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  1. Hoss

    Facebook Theories (Why everyone I know likes it but me)

    Post the nudes or it didn't happen. Whatever the cause, it was your best post to date on the new forum.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I'm guessing there are no pictures of it since they haven't been posted yet. If there are pics and someone must post them, please put them in spoiler tags since apparently it made grown ass men throw up.
  3. Hoss

    Red Dwarf

    Shit I just found it on wiki. I have 6 episodes to watch. Anyone know where I can find them?
  4. Hoss

    Red Dwarf

    OK so then what was season 10? I don't recall the season numbers, but the last regular season I recall was them being on the prison ship. The last episode had shit getting all blown up and I don't even remember how it ended. I think they kind of left it hanging. Then years later I saw the...
  5. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much. Plus flames was dead and dying, and that's why I stuck around here. Not my problem that your troll detector is so fucked up. See about getting it re-calibrated.
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    should a_skeleton_03 be allowed to use his admin abilities for trolling?

    The results of this poll are disturbing. Mist I assume that translates to a no vote since @suenig wouldn't know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his face, and started to wiggle.
  7. Hoss

    My avatar

    Noodle did a good job. This tuco pic is better than the other 2 I remember you sporting. Probably the best scene in the movie.
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you can't figure out how to stimulate the clit while you're fucking her, you might be doing something wrong. Try putting her on her back. My wife is a clit + gspot girl. When she diddles herself she sticks a dildo in and rubs the clit. She can cum from just the clit, but it's better with...
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    True, that could be another option, but I was convinced at an early age that the pull out method wasn't reliable. I could mention that it has no effect on spread of disease, but since I go down on nearly every girl I fuck and have never even seen dental dam, I obviously only worried about...
  10. Hoss

    Facebook Theories (Why everyone I know likes it but me)

    I see your problem now. It's not the facebook people, it's that you give a shit what facebook people think. Tell them you're a luddite and to fuck off. Alternatively, do some research on crazy ass paranoid conspiracy theories involving FB and start laying that shit on them. Actually, fuck the...
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Condoms are the only way I can go down on a girl again after I fuck her. I aint doing that with splooge in her cooter, and I really like doing that.
  12. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

    Not sure if you misunderstood or are funnin around. They do not represent specific numbers. they gun be randomized at the end.
  13. Hoss

    May users have a personal thread in the rickshaw?

    The hell you say! [randomposter01] is tolerable if you never enter a thread he posts in? Well shit, I wonder if that weird trick works in other aspects of life.
  14. Hoss

    May users have a personal thread in the rickshaw?

    That question about seeing your own posts was directed @jihodj It removed the quote because there was no actual text in the post I chose.
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    May users have a personal thread in the rickshaw?

    Do you see your own signature with that moonbat quote in it? Do you even see your own posts? It was renamed hodjing. It's the 4 color square thing. Unless you asked this question while it was still in comment/suggestions, in which case, go back through the thread now and have at it.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So do we have a consensus on what a cutler rating means around here?
  17. Hoss

    Liquor - What you drinking

    I prefer clear liquors too. My main drink is patron silver. The guys are specs tend to be very knowledgeable and they've recommended a couple that were comparable and I think they only steered me wrong once. Seems like Don Julio was good despite not being a silver. I can't recall the other...
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    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    First of all, it does matter if they were off duty cops because off duty cops still carry all the authority of on duty cops. It's why places like to hire off duty cops for security. Second, I still agree with you that it doesn't matter if they were cops because even if it's an accountant who...
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Am not an alt. I also don't have a different online persona (other than being in introvert IRL). It's too confusing trying to remember what lies you told to who, so I stick to either the truth or misdirection.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    John was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of...
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I love condoms, I even used to jerk off with them. I liked the feel of it wrapped tightly around my pecker, plus when jerking of it was nice that cleanup was so easy. My wife had to beg me to stop using them once we were married. Since someone asked, my favorite is Lifestyles SKYN. I...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Remember how that philosophy worked out for the redskins? Why do you think it'll be different for the giants? I have no prediction, I have only hope. The only thing the pre-season has told us is that he's not a complete bum. I'm not even convinced he's an upgrade over Kellen Moore, but I...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Joey standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and had a small American flags mounted on both sides of it.The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood...
  24. Hoss

    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    The only thing false about his police report is that maybe he should have said extortion instead of armed robbery. Maybe he wasted the time of the police. But he shouldn't be prosecuted for it because he couldn't be expected to know that extortion was perfectly legal. In first world...
  25. Hoss

    Doctor Strange (2016)

    I thought it was a DC movie for some reason and was getting ready for it to be utter shit despite having good trailers.
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    Red Dwarf

    This is great news. I thought the last season was very good even if they left some unanswered questions. They also put out a final red dwarf episode where they went back to earth and found out they were just a TV show and they tried to convince their actor counterparts to keep the show going...
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    Star Wars Rebels

    I know what ya mean. Like, is hera married to Kanan, why are these people together? I was wondering the same thing. They wrote a book that was the leadup to this series and showed how hera and Kanan got together. I assume another is coming to show us where the manda and giant monkey-cat came...
  28. Hoss

    Dark Matter

    The best part about him showing up is then I can root for the 'good' guys to kill someone.
  29. Hoss

    Request to remove the Star of David

    What, exactly is he spamming? No annoying messages are popping up for anybody when he does it. I'm sure it's because my graphics card sucks, but when I scroll, that picture looks like it's turning it's head. I thought it was animated for a minute.
  30. Hoss

    May users have a personal thread in the rickshaw?

    Climb down off the cross sunig, we need the wood.
  31. Hoss

    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    The whole post was good, but this part brought a tear to my eye. Rerolled is making the world a better place.
  32. Hoss

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    That interview he did with laurer (I think) was completely ridiculous. How can matt act like it was just a negotiation at gunpoint? Locktite was obviously nervous, I'm glad he kept repeating that the guy pulled a gun on him. I heard another sponsor picked him up, I'm guessing because he's...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    AFC East: Redskins AFC West: Redskins AFC South: Redskins AFC North: Redskins Wildcards: Redskins, Redskins NFC East: Redskins NFC West: Redskins NFC South: Redskins NFC North: Redskins Wildcards: Redskins, Redskins SB champs, Cheatriots
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I watched some of the olympics. They have at least 8 of them. 4 women and 4 men. I know cuz i saw them run in the relay events.
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    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    lol Caster Semenya. they can't tell if it's a man or a woman. I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt till I saw a couple of her races. it was like she was holding back early to make sure she didn't put up any suspicious times, but with 200 yrds left, it just goes "Scuze me ladies...
  36. Hoss

    Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

    A thread on fisting probably wouldn't be derailed to buttfucking, but only if it was done in the grown up section where it belongs.
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    i just want to say in advance, fuck all of you motherfuckers who are about to laugh at this.
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well fuck. MRI on tony romo's back shows it's fractured
  39. Hoss

    Kegkilla Exposed. A bro or a foe?

    lol'd Not gunna summarize, but keg's part is that during part of this story she was incubating his kid.
  40. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're probably checking to see if you kidnapped him then.