Originally I was going to go with Skins after yet another romo_corpse09 showed up, but maybe the rest of the division will be the usual dumpster fire (hi eagles!) and if/when they cobble him back into something resembling a living person it'll be a similar situation to last year, but instead of him going out for the rest of the season he'll actually stay standing for a minute.
That and I've been a cowboys fan since I was 9.