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What else could they have done with Apoc? Witty banter? A love interest? Did he do any of that in the comics?

They're just getting the marketing ramped up, but you won't find the toys in kids section. Look for deadpool dildos, fleshlights, and life sized love dolls to be released soon.

About 160 but I'm a little undertall at 307 cm. I need to spend some more time on the rack

You're going to have to be more specific. I'm pretty sure plaxico has done more than 1 dumb thing. Did Talib accidentally shoot someone?

Brad's advice was to take initiative and give it a month. Your rebuttal was not to do that because somehow both people have to do these things at exactly the same time. I suppose they get together and count down from 3 and then start? But how do they know that since no one is allowed to take...

You are the fourth person you have ever heard complain about Beast's appearance in any of these movies.

There's no way bighorns are tasty enough to go through all that trouble.

You're a complete moron. You're literally saying here that it's both people's responsibility so neither should do anything. On one hand I'd like to know how anything gets done in your world where no one ever takes the lead, but on the other hand I think it would be best if you just didn't post...

Can you pass the tag on to someone else? Or do you have to tell them you decline?

I'm pretty good at reading lips. She's saying "during"

Shit I thought that was an ewok saying that. To be fair to me, almost everything the ewoks said sounded about like that. OK then, his avatar should be a hutt.

Echuta, why isn't your avatar an ewok?

Fuck her in the ass for doing that.

Here's the twist: Gavin doesn't actually have any pets. That story was based on something he saw on TV. Probably south park. BTW, no one would get upset with your stories of drop kicking cats.

Go ahead and let a fight blow up really really big. Maybe it will be over, or maybe the makeup sex will actually be good. Either outcome is a win.

It's straight for you if you think it' a girl. It's gay for you if you know it's a dude. It's gay for him either way since I'm assuming he knows you're a dude. The closest thing there is to a grey area is glory holes and even then, it depends on what you believe to be on the other side.

Poison Sumac A tree fell and clipped my house. I noticed it had a vine around it, but I didn't recognize it as a vine to avoid. Woke up the next morning with my dick itching like a motherfucker. Took another day before I realized where the rashes were coming from. At any rate, it's...

I didn't know Mount weather was a real place. AHC had a documentary earlier where they told us all about how it was the top secret SHTF shadow government bunker. I'm sure since they're letting it be filmed, that means they've moved in to another place. But still, I thought the CW made that...

Butt play would probably help with that TBH if done right. Keep everything stretched and lubed. No, the homophobia was because their objection to it was that it's gay, not that they were afraid of shit or afraid of doing permanent damage. Remember that tenks started that but noodle picked up...

It's only a grey area to idiots. I can't even call you ignorant because we've tried to educate your dumb ass and it isn't taking. My dad always said the difference between ignorant and idiot is that the ignorant can be educated, they just don't know yet. There's no hope for idiots. Or as Ron...

Nobody really believes gav kicked the dog do they? He clearly wanted to and deserves shit for thinking that was the thing to do, but was too slow to get to it. He probably went lumbering after the dog fluttering his arms around, scaring the cats more than anything else and then huffed at the...

I already told you. Sex that involves more than one person and they are all of the same gender is gay sex. If it involves at least 1 man and 1 woman, it cannot be gay. And don't give me some made up shit about one dude fucking the other while he fucks the girl. Those are separate acts for...

Don't know what makes you think a prostrate massage is gay. Pegging isn't even gay. Basically anything involving at least one man and one woman is, by definition, not gay. I'm also not sure what makes you think I don't enjoy having my butthole played with. The reason I'm not gay is that I...

That's pretty much the worst pictue of her in that article. I think this one is the best. this is probably #2

Someone holler when it comes out who narced. I assume it was someone in the boy's family, but want to know for sure when it comes out. Off to look up rainbow vacuums.

Saw it over the weekend. It was a good movie even if it's not on the same level as civil war or deadpool. Definitely better than BvS. My complaints would be: 1. Didn't like Jean grey. I guess the actress did fine, but she wasn't as pretty as the last one. I did not expect her to power up...

Those are pretty much the same words she used. For some reason girls think if they let you anywhere near the butt for 2 seconds you're going to try to shove a dick in there dry. Let her know it doesn't have to end with a dick, but you and I know it will unless you fuck it up.

Sorry man, I try not to. It's like this is my only tool so every problem looks like a miscommunication. But I'll point out that the solution he came up with is talked about in the book 10 different ways. Now you don't have to wonder why she won't get shitfaced in front of you. If you wanna...

People are stupid as fuck on the roads right around my office, but I can't honk or shoot them the bird because half the people on the road work in my office. Fortunately, there's only been 2 idiots who turned out to work in my office so far. One of them I actually tried to catch up to so i...

If there is, then this shit was wrong. But for now. Fuck yeah. Reading that link, it looks like the boy seduced her. Except that there's this. "Neighbors said she sometimes had five teenage boys over her house at one time." Anyway, is she now the hottest teacher to fuck her students...

Why do you need braces if your teeth are straight? I am unfamiliar with this practice.

Don't make me google him.

Good catch. So they can just find one more injection that got lost in the cracks of that shuttle to make their own nightblood. i hope it's not clarke because the new commander must lez out with her. It's more important than lincoln's killer dying.

I thought wally was the black flash.

First of all, I don't think you can have an open marriage. I believe you're the type of person who would fall in love with the strange on the side. Second, she needs to realize it's not enough to love your partner, you need to let them know in the language they speak. I've mentioned the...

Fortunately gavin doesn't kick too hard.

straight teeth aren't important enough to put up with a decade of braces. I don't know how fucked up your teeth are, but at this point you gotta wonder if they're trying to reshape your entire skull.

Regardless of your opinions on allie's duplicity and ingenuity, they will spend some time next season worrying about those reactors bro. I didn't think about the lack of nightbloods. I'm not even sure Luna is still alive, but I assumed they'd find another one even if it was a child. On an...

Cosby acts white. That's close enough isn't it?

Pretty sure he agreed with you when you admitted you did.