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Of course not. The burden of proof should never be on the accuser. Please note that I earlier accused her of lying. So I'm the accuser and she's the one who must prove me wrong.

And how much proof did she have that she was telling the truth?

I thought we were talking about drive through lines. Either way, it would be better if you told them you'll use the money you just saved on your favorite smack whore. That way you still get free lunch and they no longer feel good about what they did.

Listened to a radio program recently where the host recapped a lot of these. Holy shit there were a lot. It was a glorious show. Duke Lacrosse Rape case Mattress girl Lena Dunham Did we talk about the gay guy who bought a cake from whole foods and added "fag" to it? The store had...

You might have a perfect memory. Or, more likely, you think your memory is a lot better than it really is.

Potatoe boy gets it. Also, you're the only fanbase in the division who's ever booed santa and thrown batteries at him. Basically, just throughout your history, you've been nothing but an embarrassment. Even when the team was doing OK, you still had the worst fans in the history of sports...

Well, there's also making plans for things like comic conventions, or for building the deck, changing insurance, buying a car, etc. We switched to email because it leaves a record that texting doesn't. Sometimes it's so tedious to get a decision made that I feel great relief when I search...

Who knows? At the time I don't think I'd ever even heard of counting cards. I suspect the gaming commission just had some fucked up rules that didn't know how to treat people under 21 in such a way that they'd be welcome in vegas and still protected from the evils of gamblin. I'm pretty sure...

Oh and I've been meaning to ask, is that your handwriting on her ass?

Slap your wife's ass J49 and send us a pic with the red hand mark. Just to get the record to stop skipping.

I walked too slow and was looking around. First time I saw security was when I'd stopped and was watching my mom play blackjack. They asked for my ID, I said I'm not gambling, they said well you can't watch the gambling either then. When they escorted me across the floor, they'd actually walk...

We chat over email all day long. Is that not normal?

Not me man. I've been rooting for you from the beginning. They could still make a movie out of your story. Before it would have been a dark drama, but now it could be a romcom. I'm thinking Owen Wilson plays you or maybe Vince Vaughn. In my mind Will Farrel is already playing the wolf...

Same thing happened this year with valntine's day. She claimed she thought we weren't doing gifts because we didn't do them last year. Then I reminded her what we got each other last year, but added, hey that's cool though, if you don't wanna do V-day gifts anymore I'm cool with that. I don't...

No, no need to step it up eagles. Keep being the whipping boy of the NFCE.

It's not the pay it forward people's fault that you're a dumbass. When you start something like that, you know full well that eventually someone will break the chain. Just break the fucking chain and enjoy your free meal. It's not as if gnomes will break into your house and rape you. It's a...

The more important question is, do we have hatred for all teams covered? Personally, I hate the entire NFCE except the cowboys, and convo hates the boys, so that's covered. I can also hate the texans and pats if we need any help with them.

J49 is an eagles fan. Does he count?

Or maybe yall didn't. Johnny was the troller in that sentence.

I never liked slots. The first time I went to Vegas I was 18 and I went with my parents. My dad spent the better part of a month teaching me to play blackjack and poker and a couple other table games. He drilled into my head over and over that slots are for suckers. Pure and simple. Ignore...

someone pls bet him on the pre-season results so we can get rid of him sooner.

How much fuckry is it? If anything it takes you less time because now you don't have to pull out the wallet. Only reasonable objection I can think of is if you get offended because you think the other person thinks you're indigent or something. If that's the case, be offended at yourself and...

Sounds like the dude needs some help. Do we have any mental health professionals in the house?

Why would you refuse?

So ugly teachers are getting some too, eh? Makes me wonder if it's really that much rarer for the ugly ones to fuck students, or if they're just not getting caught cause no one is bragging about that shit.

Not true, there are cowboys fans here that I don't like, and I'm sure some of them don't like me. Aside from being a philly fan you are also generally unlikable. Holy shit, what happened to convo's posts? Is this what everyone else is seeing too?

Do they still do eeyores birthday and the pun-off? Those were a couple of events I always intended to hit but never did.

Yes, cold sores are the herp. At the beginning of those texts, who had called? Capri?

Don't know if that supposition is true, but if it is, they have surgical ways of removing hemorrhoids. Also, it could be an age thing. Maybe when those girls hit 23 they will have baseball sized hemmis.

How about the pats first 4 games versus the eagles first 8? And bet on total wins instead of 'better record'.

Who made that claim? The only thing I ever heard was that it was weird. Those bums on the street corners might have PHDs and just decided they wanted out of the rat race. The people moving in from silicon valley fucked it up because they brought more traffic, more people with sticks up their...

Jesse was pretty good, he just wasn't good as lex. They should have made that character the riddler or maybe even the penguin.

Didn't you read the note on the ass? That's J49's ass, literally. The second pic is him in drag.

Aladain, 1997 was when I moved to austin. i guess I was part of the problem. /sadpanda Are the bats still running? I always thought they were dumb but people liked to go see them. Did leslie ever show back up? That's one aggressive bum who is worth going to 6th street to see.

Missed this thread. I know I'm a little late for the OP, but since it's still active I'll weigh in. Been a while since I lived there so I can't swear these places are still going. Some of you current denizens let me know how these places are doing. BBQ: County line on the Hill. it's the...

Somebody at work is cutting some fruity smelling farts. Does that mean they're gay?

You only need one GFCI per circuit. The GFCI could be on the socket on the other side, or it could be a GFCI breaker. In fact, I've been told it's bad to have multiple GFCI devices on the same branch. I just can't remember what it will do.

Why isn't it easier to find lindz's boobs? Page 152 and 76 are both lies.