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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The long sleeves are covering the track marks, right?
  2. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I never doubted lincoln escaping was a ploy, but I thought the end game was that they thought when hive infected him, the immunization in his body would fight back against hive himself.
  3. Hoss

    The Flash

    I was wondering if that was her. I was wondering if that was him. I've been saying for a couple weeks that he knows way more about the speed force than they have given us an explanation for. Recognizing it by the description was just the most over the top example.
  4. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Based on my recent experiences with amazon, this box probably contained 1 set of foam ear plugs and a live possum (the ear plugs were an add on item). Relevant
  5. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    *So he's got a little bit of hep c and the herp? He probably had herpes before he ever hooked up with a hooker. They think most people get that shit in childhood and never realize it. *notadoctor
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    No doubt, Romo. Ellie would be pouting in the corner.
  7. Hoss

    Pets

    Was that voodoo or is she just one of those people who refuse to let a dog in the house?
  8. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    They did fight sequences in wakanda? I thought wakanda was only at the end in the first stinger.
  9. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    The last thing I remember you saying to me was saying I was astr0ing it up, or something like that. Besides, I obviously didn't mean no offense, you can replace your name with anyone. My point was you can't blame someone for skipping a single person's post.
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Not sure how you don't call cap super and I thought widow was too. I thought she was like 100 years old and had some variant of the super soldier serum. At least that was our speculation and they haven't done anything to rule that out. It makes the movies make more sense. Oh and earlier I...
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Is it my turn to make an idiotic strawman argument? JFC I can't believe buccs fans really think their new kicker is going to carry them to a 20-0 season all by himself with no help from anyone! Lets all pretend that's their position and point and laugh.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK then don't put it in her butt if that's what gets you attached. But definitely pee on her. That's how you tell the difference between booty calls and serious girlfriends.
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How long did your oath last krip?
  14. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    he said SOME early critique of the film, not ALL early critique. On the other hand, no one can be blamed for not reading a chuk post. So in a way, you're both right.
  15. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    This is our year. I can feel it. You misspelled "suspensions"
  16. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Continue your pissing match, just please don't give krip a hard time over his purity oath.
  17. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    After all, you posted capri's nudes up here.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's trying not to take heat for keeping his abstinence promise. Show us a pic of your purity ring krip bro.
  19. Hoss

    Pets

    My mother in law does that every day for her dogs. I mean, it's not always chicken and rice, but she cooks for them every day. When she goes out of town, she will have a freezer full of premade meals for the dog sitter. Chicken and rice, beef and peas ... heck there's at least one more but I...
  20. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You mean a 3 way between his wife and capri's mom.
  21. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I worded it poorly, Opiate understood what I meant. I was talking about how long after exposure before it can show up in a test. Not how long the test takes. As for the swab test, what I saw said it can usually be tested with a urine sample, but maybe his doctor decided Johnny needed to be...
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nice, took me a few seconds to remember what the Seinfeld contest was. He's 16. OK not really, he was 16 when I first saw him posting on flames, so he's forever 16 to me. In reality, that was sometime around 2010, so he'd be 22ish now.
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Couples normally screw. I thought you said shew wasn't giving up the cookie.
  24. Hoss

    Pets

    There are apparently more ridiculous people posting here than I realized.
  25. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I remember one girl who when I was doing her doggy style, when I came I always felt something poke my dick. I always assumed I was hitting her cervix or something, now I'm wondering if it was an IUD. We used condoms but there's nothing saying she couldn't be double protected. It's been too...
  26. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    That's just another reason to give them to your daughters. Like seriously, when a mom is telling a dad they're putting their daughter on birth control, then need to lead with the decreased sexual desires thing with #2 being less bitchyness. Try different types of birth control. Maybe...
  27. Hoss

    Pets

    1. This was ridiculous. No judgement, but a birfday meal for a dog is ridiculous. 2. Yo girl looks pretty good. You still with her? If not, can we see the nudes? 3. Why were you sticking the chop stick in his face? Is that something you always did?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I thought you were talking about letting someone borrow your car and they kill someone. Kinda like tickets from cameras being the responsibility of the owner of the vehicle.
  29. Hoss

    The 100

    meh. The commander AI might help with that. There was something about how meek she looked when allie was sitting on her throne though that makes me think she's gotten over that.
  30. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Waiting for Johnny22 to register.
  31. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Are you sure we're not supposed to be arguing right now? This just doesn't feel right.
  32. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    As long as you mean dogs running loose (which I am assuming since the article is about loose dogs), then that's cool. If you jump into my yard and get mauled though, fuck you. Maybe give me the medal my dog just earned for cleaning up the streets. "As if you did it yourself" is good phrasing...
  33. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Are you sure that's not a FWP? I've never even heard of half the products you named.
  34. Hoss

    The 100

    Whoever the new commander is, it needs to be someone chark can lez out with. I really hope it's the current commander cause she's hot as hell and I don't want her to go away. They can give her an EMP pearl necklace to kill the allie 1 chip.
  35. Hoss

    The 100

    Except it doesn't really take over. It just pumps out dopamine to keep you happy (addicted) and creates a 2 way data link to allie. You can see the chipped people are not mindless drones, they're just easy for her to persuade.
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    No wai. Do you actually expect us to believe that with no games played, no rosters set, no pre-season games played, and before the teams even report for training camp .. that the division might actually still be up for grabs? I mean, exactly when the fuck do you think the division winner gets...
  37. Hoss

    Pets

    In the spirit of more happy stories for Mrs G (which means no more stories of when the pets died) I can't remember if I've told you guys about my basenji before. I had him for 10+ years before I even knew what he was. Kept asking everytime I went to a vet and they never knew, but one time one...
  38. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Cotton soaks up the STDs dontcha know Sexaholics anonymous meetings are great places to pick up women. I'm not joking, they don't separate men and women. It's like having an AA meeting in a bar. Don't go to one if you really want to get over the sex addiction.
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    Pets

    Ummm, I have a Greater Pyrenees. She's a 100 lb puppy. I think she turned 1 in december, so 1.5 yrs old and she just tipped 100 lbs. Her whole body is pretty much a kicky spot too. We just need to teach her to stop barking so much at 3 am. It's how you raise them?
  40. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I know nothing about STDs, but does it take a couple days for them to give positive results? Maybe he was just doing the responsible thing. Plus, one of the tests is shoving a q-tip in your dickhole. Maybe the doctor didn't have time for that shit last week.