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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You're giving up on her just like everyone in her life. Everyone except Johnny.
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Will they try to say hyperdrive technology has advanced to allow this/
  3. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    See? That's what I'm saying. The only argument anyone seems to have is that it's easier. When you can math good it's already easy enough. When did romans stop using roman numerals? Not familiar with the history on that.
  4. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Disappointed his 6k post didn't include dindu or cuck
  5. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Cheap way for johnny to find out. Also, I said community college. Of course they have classes on meth cooking. Why does no one seem to realize I said community college?
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know if you know this, but the manager schtick is an old sales tactic called passing off. That manager isn't a manager. The salesmen act like managers for each other. I'm pretty sure they all have manager in their title these days. Floor manager, sales manager, finance manager, etc...
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Community college. If you can't do math, then fuck it, don't do math. Community colleges generally have a variety of classes available that she might find interesting. You don't need math as a pre-req for art history, or diesel mechanic, or whatever. I'm not thinking she'll get a degree in...
  8. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    As bad as he is, I would propose that he should never ever have to use spoiler tags ever. Even if it's shit he's seen any spoilers he's likely to give will be shit that didn't really happen. This forum needs crazy tags. If we had that I'd say every one of his posts should automatically use them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bought a car last night and had a number of jimmy rustles all centered around the salesman being a dumbass. This was a used car, but it was from a big dealership, not one of those used car lots. The car was as-is no warranty, but there were things not working that the dealership had just...
  10. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Metric is more efficient for people bad at math.
  11. Hoss

    Archer

    Mallory was the real story this episode.
  12. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    lol when did the definition of spoiler get changed to include the fever dreams of a lunatic?
  13. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Sending her to college would be (or could be) that dramatic thing. Look man, he cares for this girl. It may not work, but fuckit, community college aint that expensive, so it's worth a shot. That's why I added the caveats that he pay for it directly and that she keeps her grades up. That way...
  14. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    This was probably your point, but the article says NASA has been using the metric system since 1990. I don't think we've done anything but crash into the moon since then. Definitely no manned landings.
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The end is nigh. The picassos are lying down with the dirks.
  16. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    To be clear, most of the people who said you'd die of aids or be stabbed by a pimp were wishing, not predicting. In my case, I'm more worried than anything else. I wouldn't call it a prediction, just advising you to take some simple precautions. Make sure your wife knows what capri looks like...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    About 10 years ago I saw a stretch of highway that had been adopted by the local chapter of the KKK. Never saw anyone with a hood out there picking up litter, but it was a clean section of highway.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The myth that cars dont' need to warm up was started by car manufacturers who want to sell you a new car more often. I don't actually know what or who tubgirl is either. I see enough references to her to know I don't wanna know. And BOOM your transmission falls out tomorrow. That's why I don't...
  19. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    she's definitely going to try to kill your wife.
  20. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Hey here's something i can't believe no one has thought of. I bet saul could claim he was just saying anything to calm down his crazy brother.
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Forget how wrong a couple of you are about the necessity of letting the engine warm up, your first job as the driver should be the get the fucking AC on. Where the fuck do you people live that that's not drilled into you from the first day you get your learner's permit?
  22. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Moon Moon? My Gordon Ramsey insult is Moon Moon? WTF!
  23. Hoss

    Welcome Destron

    How do you know about destron? She hasn't posted yet.
  24. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I think you missed that his wife was telling him she had typed those messages previously and then didn't send. i think it was right after she tried to make nice with him while he was being dense and not realizing it. Well played.
  25. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    J your wife knows what capri looks like, right? If all of this is true, there's a very good chance of capri pulling a long island lolita all over her face. Better make sure she knows to run if she ever sees skeletor approaching her. You said you had contacted her since you officially broke it...
  26. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Trust me, it's so ridiculous that it's nowhere near being a spoiler. It's more likely that snoke and mas canata are brother / sister.
  27. Hoss

    Who the fuck greenlights these Adam Sandler movies?

    I'd put midsomer or cabot cove up against wherever longmire is from.
  28. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    it took you 10 minutes to type that?
  29. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Because they changed the point values.
  30. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Not only that but the lead mod based on how active he is.
  31. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Never heard of that. It sounds lazy and counterproductive towards building rich worlds. That being said, the tape probably doesn't apply to that principal because it's not just a prop. He's definitely going to try to use it, the only question is how important it will be.
  32. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I thought you said she had a flat ass.
  33. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    From teh gif thread, but Johnny, is this you in the club?
  34. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

  35. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Pretty sure the writers are reading this thread looking for ideas. At least, that's how I'm choosing to play it.
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Do any browns fans post here? I want to personally thank them for the way their team fleeced the eagles.
  37. Hoss

    ReRolled's SJW Thread Primer

    eye c wut u did thar
  38. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I think you're forgetting it's all in his head. He can hold out as long as he thinks he needs to and just collapse at the end of every day.
  39. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I didn't know they talked with those funny accents in Good Will Hunting. I really need to see that.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Do we really think a QB picked #2 in the draft will sit for 2 years? Serious question because I don't keep up with other teams well enough to know this answer, but when was the last time a QB picked in the top 5 sat for 2 years? 1 year? Edit: a QB who wasn' a bust from day 1 that is. JFF...