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  1. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    1. Precognition is a force power. 2. Obviously it's possible for people to figure things out on their own otherwise no one would have ever figured out how to 'use' force powers. 3. Anakin was a lot younger than Rey. There aren't many untrained force sensitive people at all to look at...
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    Better Call Saul

    Maybe we won't get it, but IMO, the shows where they did that (saving the kids from tuco, getting the drug dealer off, running the scams with Todd back home, running scams with Kim) were the best. So I hope they go back to that well often even if it's not a scam of the week show.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's the official reason as documented in the mod forum, right?
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I figured the force avatar stuff came from comic books so I looked it up. It was fanfic. Not only is it not canon, it's not even old canon. For fuck's sake the shit revolves around the zodiac. They're saying anakin and darth bane were both gemini. In other words, calm your tits, she's not a...
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    Better Call Saul

    I think you underestimate the distances involved or overestimate how far car horns carry. Or maybe both. Didn't you notice that mike, from where he was, barely heard the car horn going off?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Why did hodj lose his moderator status?
  8. Hoss

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Kinda surprised there weren't nergasms over jonah hex. I didn't know who he was until i looked him up, but I don't read comic books like a lot of you guys do.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    What did she become? It wasn't abeloth was it? I always felt I was missing part of that story.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Where are the pics?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've told my wife "Good night baby, I love you" every night before I went to bed since we've been married. It might have started before. When I'm away, it's done with an an email or text. But, I don't expect a response because she's the one who likes that shit, not me. People respond to...
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    When I was young, I never could figure out if the beastmaster was supposed to be blind. Something about the way he acted. Honestly, it's been so long since I've seen it, I can't say for sure even now. Also, LOL at the ferrets showing up when they said he was a great lover in the trailer.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Time to continue my lessons in druggie whore terminology. WTF is a set? I thought it was drugs, but how can they be closed or sat upon? Then I thought you meant seats at the bookstore, but that doesn't make sense in context. Seriously, who could it have been? What info was in the letter...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is when she's going to tell you she has a dick. I don't know how you've been fucking her for so long and not noticed. So basically yeah go hear her out. Unless you'd commit suicide when you found out about the dick. It's almost like all chicks are crazy or something.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    It's harvested by prisoners of all races. Or species, or what the fuck ever.
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    The Blacklist

    Betting it is. Probably collusion between the doctor and that woman with the man's name i can never remember. Doc gave her some drug (that probably only exists in movies and TV) to make her look dead to get away from red. At least I assume it's to get away from red. No way they can keep...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Played magic the gathering for the first time ever last night against my wife and daughter. Daughter had started playing recently and my wife was a player from way back. Wife had lost her cards in a fire but decided to start building decks again when the girl got interested. So they talked me...
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    The Flash

    Thanks bro. And now that I'm catching up on Legends and Arrow, I see the promos saying the next one is coming up this week.
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    The Flash

    What was the last episode they showed? Last one I saw was when he went back in time to get Thawne's help. Seems like I shoulda had 2 new shows since then, and I think there have been 2 arrows.
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    Better Call Saul

    Is it called astrochuk'd when you ask a question and someone politely answers? Sounds like an overall pleasant experience. And here I thought you guys hated him. Next question, when was that? Was it the day of the hearing?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Wolfen thought the PGT was his and didn't want girls he thought were ugly in it. J49 actually has a reasonable claim to this thread (and the 2 others that preceded it).
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I should try to sign up and see if they let me in. They might have special IP traces that detect racial purity.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's my source Beer Calories, Wine and Alcohol Calorie and Carbs | Get Drunk Not Fat Most of the wine's I see are in the 150 range. All the the straight liquors I see are in the 90's. That's 50% more calories for wine. I'm not comparing anything to beer because, as has been said, it...
  24. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    mkay. when you read it pls give us an executive summary here.
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    Better Call Saul

    When you guys wish ill on chuck I keep thinking you're talking about astro. Quick question, did we see jimmy sneak back in and replace the original documents? Considering he needed sticky notes to mark where they went the first time, that seems unlikely.
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    Archer

    Yeah it was because I had just enough time to say, "Wait, what about po folks"
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Forget it, he's rollin. Yeah J really fucked up letting people know that got to him. How? Have we seen his last name? I mean just because they find a story about someone named johnny doesn't mean shit. You think they will recognize their dad's dick that's stuck in the whore's ass? As far as...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Didn't see anyone correct this, but the liquors I saw are less than 100 calories, the wines seem to sit around 150 and the beer, as has been mentioned, go up to 300. And that is 1.5 oz of liquor even though 1 oz seems to be the accepted serving size (not if you're serving it to me), 1 oz is in...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    What's wrong with the stormfront crowd? Afraid you wouldn't be up to matching wits with them? BTW, the I'm sure the best way to bring the stormfront crowd is to keep mentioning stormfront. You just know they occasionally do google searches to see who's talking about them.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    My window was smashed and I was told basically the same thing. It is impossible to get it all out. I only heard it rattling around in the door for about a month, but years later I'm still finding little bits of glass in my floorboard even though I pick it out and toss it as soon as I see a new...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    If you don't need us to be grown up, or if you have pics to share, then use the GWBYHT in screenshots. Otherwise, I'd say the marriage thread. Either way I strongly suspect we're calling you a faggot.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet she caught him cheating on her and "forgave" him. But now she owns his ass. She probably decided that all men are cheating pigs too. Are we talking about a woman getting drunk or a dude? Cause my wife gets drunk on 1 glass and can't finish a second. I've never been drunk on wine, but...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    When did they find the gun in smith's car? As of yesterday it was a rumor and the popo said there was only 1 gun found at the scene.
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    Funeral arrangements?

    Apparently you guys were expected to die on the way to the funeral. Did you have trouble with your brakes? I think I said this in the original Gravy is dying thread, but put me down for cremation with my ashes spread in various places. I want 2 poems read, (these are probably not the...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Looks pretty cut and dried to me. Tuco left tarrant a nasty rep comment. Until you unanonymize rep that's all we have to go on. Looks like ridas was railroaded. It's hurty words for anyone who's wife has cheated on them maybe?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Well that was the purpose of the question, wasn't it? Why did you act like you had no idea what picasso was talking about? Sure sounds like you knew there was 'more to it', but you just played dumb. If you can't tell us what the 'more to it' was about because it's top secret, then just tell...
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh and I'm now rustled that the drug awareness class didn't end with a screening of reefer madness. I suggested it on the comment card.