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Here's lets help you through your ignorance. This is the post ridas claims he got shawed for in the amod honeytrap thread. Did he spout it so often it was necessary too?

Apparently he spouted it too often as well. Was it twice?

I'm not sure cartman wouldn't be an upgrade, at least in the looks department. We can ignore the underage thing since cartman is at least 20 yrs old no matter what grade he's in.

I'm right there with Cad, I guess stealing my shit triggers me.

I'm really not getting the chaosaxe thing. I saw the picture, I remember the story (in either the cops or the racist shitlord thread). but why do you think they're buttmad over the term chaosaxe? Must be going over my head.

If J used his kickback money to put his kids through school his wife would probably go ahead and divorce him since their future would be secure. Where's the sense in that?

Last week I was at a jobsite and I saw a guy fishing around in the portajon. Asked him if he lost something and he said he'd lost his coat. I told him the coat was already ruined and if I were him I'd let it go. He said he knew the coat was ruined, but his lunch was in the pocket.

If it's not going to be covered, before you call the insurance company take a shotgun and shoot through all the holes and claim that's how they happened. I don't understand the mustang stuff. Has there been a rash of mustangs killing people or something? oblig

The place for that is in your CEO's office. Just like it's always been.

That information should be in the infraction notice, shouldn't it? Post it here for our amusement.

I don't understand the existence of the EAP. It says the drug assistance program can help to retain good employees. Why would you want to help those awful druggie employees keep their jobs when they are awful and it's so shocking that they're able to hold down a job? But hey it's a drug...

I laughed. But maybe the resources were minerals and shit, not food and textiles.

Doesn't Dark side of the moon synch perfectly with pretty much everything?

We coo rite?

Anybody else getting scared to open this thread? It's like opening a fedor spoiler.

Doing drug training for work. They say 75% of drug users are employed and that's just the most terriblest thing evah. I mean, WTF if 75% of drug users can hold a job and not fuck it up, maybe drug use aint as bad as you're making it out to be!

But a BJ was on the table, so he got his nut either way. No suprise here. The only time I fucked on the first date, the condoms were in my truck on the other side of the parking lot when she dragged me into her backseat. Did not pause to go get them. I too have found fat girls tend to suck...

Come at me bro. Do you even lift?

Calling Brahmas kids little N-words is not popping off at the mouth. Popping off at the mouth is a lot further than that. If someone is telling his kids that they're worthless stains on humanity and they're going to follow them home and rape their mother and there's nothing they can do about...

This is rerolled, there's only so much growing up you can expect.

Not gunna watch the 1 hour review, but I assume it's an hour of him jerking off. The only thing I'm curious about is whether he edged for an hour or was it multiple orgasms. Also, if multiple, did he cut away till he was ready to go again or do we see him getting juiceboxes and shit.

chopped off your right hand?

What is mish sex? For the BJs, have you asked her to switch up her technique when you get to the edge? Go harder, softer, bite it, hum, anything. Changeups are usually what sets me off. Also, have her put a finger in your ass. Even if you don't like it, it will be like punishment for...

Hey didn't we tell him to do that? Awesome.

Have your suer contact me if they want character witnesses.

D : Asshole and it's an awesome idea. I hope it's not true it was actually banned. Side note, in Texas the law doesn't require front licence plates be right side up. It only says they must be visible and readable. If it is true, I'm thinking that's what happened.

1. I was trying to reconcile the 2. 2. Maybe people just assumed it was 'cuz old' if they didn't know whatever sneaky thing Mike did to him.

And terms like "Gender Queer" don't have more negative connotations than that? I mean, queer means something is strange, odd, or different.

This isn't 100% on topic, but I can't think of a more appropriate place to ask it. Are Tomboy's extinct now in this age of gender identity? Would what we called a tomboy growing up be calling themselves gender queer now (or something similar)?

That's hilarious. Not the idiotic words, but the picture.

Nobody suggested Superman Iv though, did they? Your kids did. So the point stands. They need to learn the ugly truth about sequels. It's probably best if you recommend against it first so they learn to listen to you.

Yeah, kids gotta learn sometime that not all movies are worth watching. Even if they're sequels to good movies. The answer to what you do is pop it in, then keep yourself busy making popcorn or playing on your phone.

khane, you haven't used one? I thought you had from your comments.

Hek's neighbors are white, dumbass. Also, in case I forgot to mention it in the first sentence, you're a dumbass.

i will accept that only if she resets back to a nude scene. Preferably some sort of nude yoga, but a shower or sex scene would be fine too.

So the guess is that Mike gives him a stroke?

More than just a few strokes, but that's all it needs to do. I'm sure my wife isn't the only woman who gets "finished off" when i cum and my dick swells inside her. The cock ring lets it swell and keeps it there while i keep pumping away. (because there's more force in the blood coming into...

Still the same person. Don't forget he knows super scientists and meta humans. Between them someone can change his skin color.

I use charmin basic at home. absolutely no problems with that. Also, how are dude wipes any better than cottonelle wipes? I use a cottonelle to put a spit shine on my ass when i'm home. When i'm on the road i just hold the shit until just before a shower.

How? The main purpose of the ring is to trap the blood so you don't go soft as quick after an orgasm. At least as far as I know. It's doing that, I'm just blowing my load quicker because of the vibration on my balls.