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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Toilet paper that begins to break down upon contact with anything wetter than a fart coupled with a toilet that acts like a poor man's bidet if you give a courtesy flush. Makes for a messy time. The toilet is literally rustling my jimmies but the TP is the worst part of it all.
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    That's quite a bar you set there. J49 posted a picture of a used condom that might be better than bvs
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    Emily Blunt? Yes, she told tom what was going on and when it would stop.
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    Justice League (2017)

    his secret identity got out, so he just had to change his name
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    That condom isn't even all that full. I can do that with 1 shot if i'm stoved up. Granted its a lot since he fucks the hookers nearly daily, but still with 16 loads, i expected more.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a friend who worked in one and he got commission. When someone was interested in it he pretended he had one himself so they didn't feel bad buying one. But for the toys, my wife is very sensitive so she was afraid of vibrators. We bought her a couple of dildos (the pool boy and the...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I was amazed d'brickashaw missed 1 offensive snap in those 10 years and that was a trick play with no oline at all. also, doesn't seem like he was drafted 10 years ago. fuck im old.
  8. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    When a company firewall blocks eq2flames for being a gaming or pornography website but rerolled is clear. When it's labeled as porn it especially tickles me because there are no nude pics allowed there.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's cool. Just sayin you should pobably get the tit pic ready to go in case you ever need to ask us a favor. You know since our approval is so important to her.
  10. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    reference my post. if urbandictionary knows what the word means then all black people do too.
  11. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Not familiar with the vidjya game katarn was in, but if it makes you feel better, dark troopers are in the star wars commander game. It's a disney game, but I'm not sure it's considered canon.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Have we seen her tits yet?
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Fear of being called a european is why I won't vacation there.
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    The 100

    I looked it up, apparently we haven't seen Luna yet. The stuff from wiki is a little contradictory. She's either across the eastern sea or on the eastern sea. Across would be a problem, I don't see how clark wll cross the atlantic in a timely manner. "In my book, there's a map. Chart a...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Well, check urban dictionary. If it's on there, black people know what it means. Urban Dictionary: coonass Looks safe to use bro. I like the story of how it came to be. During WW2 some cajun soldiers were speaking creole (or whatever the fuck that language is called) and some...
  16. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    What they said, but I wanna know why those documents won't be printed ever again. Wait, what year is it in the show? Was all that shit typed? Nevermind. The guy mike is watching, Tuco's uncle, is he supposed to be mexican or cuban? Cause he looks cuban.
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    The 100

    I'm glad you guys pointed out the grounders are speaking some sort of pidgin english. It makes their dialog more fun. Can someone remind me who the fuck luna is? I remember the name but I'm drawing a blank on her otherwise. Also, have we ever seen clark's blood? Is there anyway they can...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Caught you before the edit.
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    Justice League (2017)

    They had a story? Yeah I couldn't remember the samurai's name, but I remember one of them said KASI ME HO NI HI AKU when he changed. Pretty sure that was the samurai when he went tornado mode. He had other phrases for other powers. Basically, he was a japanese wizzard more than a samurai...
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    Archer

    Damn, I missed that. But, the chin is different. Archer has a cleft chin, that guy has a rounded one.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What does it mean that she went to cop? This was the first, what was second? Did you give her the dope back? Having read her journal, do you think this was a low point in her life having to cry and beg someone to let her suck their dick just to get her stolen property back? Or was it...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    When I logged in today I had a PM. I was actually scared it was from lyrical. I thought, "fuck, I hope that's an infraction and not a dick pic."
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    It's probably more likely that one of the previous property owners paid for the fence and it wasn't actually either of them. Maybe even the developer who built both houses.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one has asked for pics yet? What da fuck? Aliens have abducted a lot of posters. So, first off, post pics. Second, this sounds a lot like me and my wife. Biggest difference is that she understood and responded when I explained that a healthy relationship includes doing things together...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Lyrical is dying to share his pics.
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Palum, next time the dog is in your yard, let him out into the neighborhood. Your choice on whether you call animal control. I'm assuming you want to contact the actual owner so you can say "Look, these renters are pieces of shit, and I don't want to get the legal teams involved" Right...
  27. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Turnover at my favorite restaurant. Gotta train a new crop of waiters. There were a few times when I walked in and my table was ready with the appetizers and meal already cooking because they saw my truck in the parking lot. With the new guys I had trouble remembering what I actually order...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I don't understand it fully, but the cowboys have a LB who retired to escape his last team then came back the next year. Maybe the team just has some sort of option. I'm sure the lions never released sanders,
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    April Fool's 2016

    Why? veggies are good.
  30. Hoss

    Archer

    The brooklyn 99 thread isn't active anymore, but did anyone notice the archer reference in it? The mob boss that put out the hit was Figgis. Didn't realize why the name was familiar till the second time I heard it.
  31. Hoss

    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Yeah like Pitch perfect. I didn't think I'd like that movie but I did. Never saw PP2, but I'm sure it was good too.
  32. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    lol and we were weird for asking about your medical problem? Not that anyone is implying this, but you don't need to be able to suck your own dick to nut in your mouth. I've been laying flat on my back and hit my face and mouth before. did not taste though, ran to the bathroom and washed...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    It's the melanin. White people think black people have a strong smell, black people think white people have a strong smell. Basically, you become nose blind to your own smell. Yeah, it's something like that. My buddy first pointed it out to me and he proved it to me in a strip club. Had a...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I wasn't paying attention to the niners, but I assumed a lot of those early retirements were because of how they treated harbaugh. Did that not wind up being the case? None of them ever came back with another team?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    If that's how you choose to interpret it, nothing would be racist. There is not one thing I can think of that is specific to black people. Not even dark skin. Maybe if I knew more about DNA I could name some markers. Maybe. You're ignoring the second part of that definition, which is that...
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    April Fool's 2016

    My wife thought the mic drop animation was cute at least. I guess i was just smart enough to realize I had a new button and pushed it on purpose. BTW the emails were only archived. If you know you accidentally did that, you can retrieve them. Also, there's a message after you do it saying...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Shaun King Rachel Dolezal Fucking racist, how dare you think all black people have to be dark skinned? Actually, there's nothing wrong with making snap judgements based on someone's appearance. It doesn't turn racist unless it's a judgement the facts cannot dissuade you from. It's what we...
  38. Hoss

    Arrow

    It's a CW show. Aren't they all going to eventually fuck each other? Not sure there are any dudes left for her to fuck because I don't think they'll have her wreck the diggles's home. So maybe next she goes lesbo with lauren.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    pls name the pornos. I like porn with plots.