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I was at a strip club last week and got a dance from a stripper with sadder titties than that. She was like 22 though so it was extra sad. That crack whore up there looks to have a few more miles on her.

There is a third way. When it's as impotent as draegression (I'm coining a term) you can laugh derisively and then ignore it. On a message board it's always going to be impotent draegression unless someone is doxxing you.

Guy is visiting mexico and he decides he wants to get out of the resort and check out the locals. He goes into a restaurant, sees the special today is cojones so he orders them. They are delicious. As he's paying he asks what cojones are and he's told. "Well senior, we have bullfights every...

Are you two gunna files articles of impeachment when you get out of the clink?

By 'recreation center', do you mean anal? Less than half cause it costs an extra $5.

The Rubik's mom around here is busier than that. She gets at least 100 customers a day.

Trying not to repeat any that were mentioned, so all I got is Clerks everything by mel brooks. (think I saw blazing saddles and young frankenstein, but he had more gooduns like history of the world and the producers for instance) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Outlaw Josie Wales Pick 1 or...

Disney is going to put Dick Rider in a movie?

But he's right. All the arrows I've ever used spinned. I've even made some arrows so I know it's because of the angle of the fletchings. Well, OK I've helped make some arrows. There might be a use for arrows that don't spin, but the accuracy is garbage.

You think he pays child support?

Don't mind that, it's perfectly reasonable for a player or coach to let the refs know something illegal or dirty is going on so they can watch for it. Those are men in the striped shirts, not machines. But they need to add a penalty for flopping before it becomes a serious problem.

Grade A thread. Will fap again.

Well, antman can fly can't he? Or did he just jump really far? Maybe they're playing games with the difference between mass and weight because the suit can nullify gravity or something.

FYI, that's not a compound bow. there would be another string between the tips of the bow if it was. That being said, compound bows are no faster or more powerful than traditional recurves or longbows, they're just easier to use. So other than the assumption that hawkeye would have an...

The post show previews confused the fuck out of me. They said they were previews, but they actually looked like scenes from numerous episodes we'd already seen. Maybe it means the show is taking a break while they replay the season.

Looks like they finally decided TE was an important position.

If it looks like I'm posting idiotic youtube videos, I can assure you it's amod fucking with my posts. Look for the text at the bottom that says "Last edited by" to see who it is.

I'm confused about ward, hoping some of you can clear it up. I didn't understand why he didn't want to use an inhuman as a host. He said "We don't feed on our own"? So taking a host is feeding on them? Is that meant to be some kind of respect amongst inhumans? Also, can someone remind me...

I don't do concerts often, but I watched a queen cover band a few years ago and they played none of the best queen songs. Can't even remember what all they skipped but I remember no Bohemian Rhapsody and they teased the highlander theme, but instead did Who Wants to Live Forever.

We've covered this before. He nuts in the same rubber till it gets full. The failed anal attempt is what we need to worry about. He can't keep it hard for her anymore. Means he's losing interest and it's time to find a new cum dumpster.

Not gunna lie. Calling the jokes subtle is funnier than anything in the trailer. Even funnier than THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU

a fold?

Sweet. You can probably ride that and continue living in her basement for another 10 years. /highfive

You make no sense unless you are trying to back up my point and are really bad at writing. When the TSA probes your ass for full sized toothpaste tubes they don't bill you for their time, the cost of the instruments and rent on the semi-private room they did it in. The costs are born by the...

Johnny, how'd the nooner with the wife go yesterday?

He probably couldn't make any money since he'd trade it all for blowjobs. But, it would probably be cheaper for him to get ti wholesale and he could control the supply better to keep them from getting bad dope.

Didn't realize that was a complete list of hour long shows. Guess i better check myself fore i reck myself. Does your mild retardation prevent you from having interests outside of TV?

iron spider makes the entire costume understandable. Thanks.

You got that she was talking about her pussy, right? I mean, maybe the jokes are too subtle for you.

Cruz thanks you.

Robik's mom so old school, she only take 8" floppies.

Was the first part of that post just a setup so you could work in "jam your john into those ladies"?

I'm about to have to change my email address. I have 1 email that I only give to real people who I'm sure won't use it to spam me. It's the gmail attached to my phone. I gave it to one old guy who's an officer of a local shooting club because I wanted the club emails to go to my phone...

What the fuck is that PVC shit on spider man's back? Is that something he had in the comics?

:45, 1:03 (calling them the best quantum physisicts and engineers made me laugh cuz I'm a shitlord), 1:22, 2:19 2:19 was far and away the funniest part, but the rest were still humorous.

You're in luck too because Trump has come out for basically every left wing social issue too. He is the exact opposite of an honest person.

I completely missed that. Who are marc antony and omar? Are those the actors names or are you alluding to something else? Good to see they're going to wind up being private investigators. I was worried about how long they'd try to stretch out the search for the car. Hopefully this can take...

I would have preferred a new generation who took over the business from or resurrected the business from their parents. Even if they were all girls. I don't give a shit about the girls. It' rebooting a decent movie that I don't like.