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That was good. Made me want to see some carnac the magnificent.

Good. ATHF was really pissing me off the last couple seasons with the constant name changes. Another show did it too, but I can't remember who. It's a pain in the ass if I have to go into ondemand to record these things. To do that I have to disconnect the DVR from my home network and put it...

You and astro are watching the show together now? 1. The version that reappeared this season was an earlier version of thawne. Why so hard to believe thawne was less powerful? 2. Did you notice that the last version of thawne didn't hate barry yet? They actually set up why thawne hated...

I asked this before and never got an answer. But it seems like it's only in the supergirl. My guess is that CBS thinks their starlett is too big to appear on a CW show.

I had a pair of timberlands once. Fuck, I'm such a sterotype. BTW, Red Wings and Doc Martens are the way to go.

I said A thousand. You said multiple thousands. I think you know the truth and don't want to admit it. It's OK dude. This is a safe space. You don't have to admit to anything.

All natural. I'm sure that's as true as the teens and milfs I watch actually being teens and milfs. She sucked a thousand dicks before she got to yours. You know that right?

Menthols are inferior. In the case of the barkeep is was obvious she thought so too. Also, racism is not like libel/slander where the truth is a valid defense.

Oh and lyrical, you're the one who brought up your dick with the extra hole. If it was weird it was because you brought it up, not because we wanted more info.

Pretty sure I've told this here before, but I once told my wife she sucked dick like a porn star. She stopped and was like and how would YOU know that? I said, "Wait, are we pretending I don't watch porn now?" She said, "No, I guess not" and went back to work.

That's what I was going to say. When I worked with more smokers, I'd go out with them about half the time. The other half I'd look up porn while no one else was around. I mean, of all the shit to be mad at smokers over, that one is pretty dumb. It's more like you're mad at yourself for not...

Dammit now you have me worried. They didn't change the name did they?

he's got a new schtick

Cigarette smokers are some of the nicest motherfuckers out there. Never seen anyone turn down someone wanting to bum one unless the person was an habitual bummer of smokes. I don't understand why libtards want you all to die off. You're like everyday santa clauses. A shining beacon of the...

I tickle mine gently till the precum starts, then go to town. If I needed it spit on, I would probably call my wife in to do it for me. Actually that would be funny, I should do that one night. Honey come here. I wanna jerk off, can you spit on it or lick it a couple times to get the...

It was also a blockbuster movie.

The time for that was before they smeared shit on his car.

I dated a girl once who after we broke up, she got a new boyfriend and then broke up with him because she found porn on his computer. To this day I'm not sure if I did the dude a solid by telling her she was being stupid. But she went back to him and they got married and had kids and shit.

I figured you'd be disbelieving of the part where there are reasonable muslims. Really, you don't think there are non evangelical hindus?

There was a white model with an afro? I like how you casually mentioned that as if it was a big story.

I thought it was 10-20 bucks each. I think 50 is too high. In fact, amanda charges 50 or 60 and she's too high priced for him.

If they are johnny whores, any person with between $300 and $600 in their pocket could satisfy them.

Cad is right about politics and religion at work. Where I work, most of us are republican or at least conservative. But even so I don't let political discussions go beyond 1 or 2 sentences. "Who do you like?" or "What do you think about the possibility of a contested convention?" Religion...

Yes I do. For science.

He might have been talking about the porn parody of it. As a child of the 80's I can confirm it was on all the time, but I never watched it. I saw like the first 10 minutes and it looked dumb so I switched off. How about Quest for Fire (when I first saw gods must be crazy, I thought it was...

So, you stop fucking astro during flash? I don't think I'd a told that.

If they don't have the star cuts and the dude saying "MEANWHILE ... back at" I'm gunna be sadpanda. Also, they better have the indian and the japanese dude who's names I can't remember.

Maybe this has been covered but I'm gunna ask again just to be sure. 1. Is that extra dickhole permanent or did it grow back together? 2. If permanent, does it affect your sex life? Like, how do chicks react? 3. How big of a hole? Are we talking split streams of cum / urine?

Yeah, he mentioned noodle's name at the next meeting. Because of that story I now know noodle's real name and where he used to live.

The only 2 movies that did 3D right were Jaws and Friday the 13th. It's been shit ever since.

So you're saying that maybe I can stop downloading gerbil porn and just get some viagra?

Basically, you like the way the NFL implemented it. Where Denny Green gets to interview for every head coaching job before they hire a white dude. I've never cared about fitting in or what other people thought of me. In nearly every instance people eventually figure out I'm really good and...

It's because they were only bringing in people they knew. If not for brahama being there they wouldn't have been given a look no matter what race they were. If he's making an argument for AA its that it's needed to get that first black dude in so he can start getting his friends considered for...

Wizadhawk, maybe they thought you were homeless and trying to wash their windows. Peanut butter - jif sucks. Get some without all the sugar in it. I thought I liked Jif before I tried some of the good stuff, now I realize what an abomination it is. I've probably posted this before, but...

Is this like the arrow crossovers where they do one in each show? If so, which one came first and also what's the name of the supergirl episode?

Haven't watched this since the first couple episodes, but I do have them all recorded. Did this pick up and turn out to be a good show? Obviously I'm going to be watching the flash crossover episode, but are the rest worthwhile and should I try to catch up first?

When someone is straddling you bashing your head into the concrete, that's a position of power right?

Because the horror genre is very enjoyable. What a silly question.

Yeah, as far as she knows, he didn't kill anyone, he was just willing to. Agree, at least saying that kinda shit is dad 101. Especially with a daughter when boys start coming around. Even if a whitelist wasn't possible, surely he was smart enough to tune it to pick up earth1 metas.

Had my car impounded once in massatwoshits (I think it was baahstahn). They let me get it out without paying the fine, just the impound fee (like $20 I think). I'm pretty sure I'm a wanted man in massatwoshits now.