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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    People keep doing this. Referring to female characters as possible brothers to kylo ren (so far I've seen it with this girl and rey). Is that a mistake, or am I missing some inside joke about all the girls in SW really being transgendered dudes?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What do you mean by "new"? Have never been there, or just weren't there last year?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I want to break out my atari and play some more river raid and pitfall. But the last time I tried, I didn't have a TV with the right kind of connections. Everything I have is digital now. I need some sort of converter or an old ass TV.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    They also predicted President Trump back before he was making any noise about running.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    First World Problems

    Exact opposite for me for the website of my favorite theater. The mobile site is the only one that's usable, and I can't get the mobile version on my desktop.
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    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Sounds like acceptance to me.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yes, in the EU there were special crystals you needed, but they weren't exactly rare. If you knew where to get one, then there'd be tons of them there.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Why not? Some teams keep a third kicker to be a kickoff specialist. Why not have a QB who is a ... wait, what the fuck do alex smith and RG3 do well enough to be considered 'specialists' in?
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    Computer Issues

    I am having trouble with my new SSD and I'm pretty sure it's that the cables are working loose. I need to find something to wrap it up with. I'm not here to ask about that, just throwing it out there in case that's palum's problem. I hope this is the right place to ask about software. Does...
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    I saw the full version of that on netflix. My favorite part was how cumberbatch basically insisted they let him do the stop motion. They were like no bro, it's cool, you don't have to do all that, we just want your voice. So they finally threw together some motion capture stuff to humour him...
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    maybe he is, but for the purposes of being band-waggoned in, he's not. his new personality would have to build its own reputation.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Official sources have said he's around 29. It sure looked like rey was left in the care of that junk dealer. Lor San Tekka indicated he had been traveling around a lot and had just decided to retire on on jakku. Also, it seemed pretty evident to me that Lor was in a different settlement than...
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    Olebass' Happy Dog Pictures Thread

    He's sniffed their asses, which is a window into their true personalities. That's why he looks so terrified.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I didn't until recently. I finally decided that having BigDick01082 as my email address on my resume just didn't look good. Especially when my name isn't even Richard. So I made a gmail with my name and I only use it for professional correspondence. It sucked that I had to use my full name...
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    How about posting the old proof picture again for those of us who missed it the first time around? I mean, that one is already out there, I'm just too lazy to find it.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I like to think of it as the cowboys are a top 5 team. Then I tune everything out when I get to the 'draft pick' part.
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    So, I'm dying...

    Sooo, you've taken my advice to try to die of something else? Cause If memory serves, the main problem is the ticker, right? And that shit don't sound heart related.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    So tuco should make a secret rule that the lowest vote getters are the real winners? Nice idea, but it would only work once.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Oh shit, I'm doing that right now. Am I gunna get raped by cosby tonight, or am I just going to sleep well? BTW, what was the DA's campaign promise? Was it literally to charge cosby, or something more politiciany like to be tough on sex crimes?
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    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Option 1 was 30 day RRP for OP.
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Happy Birthday Earth!
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    Your Movies of the Year list

    I think some people had to work too hard to keep up with the dialog.
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    Your Movies of the Year list

    Here's my top 10: I'm waffling on the 1 and 2 spot. It's hard to compare a comedy to an action movie. I'm going to see star wars again this weekend, and it may edge back into the top spot. I'm also not 100% sure that I'm not listing the comedies higher than they should be just because no one...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Saw cosby's lawyer on the "news" this morning. She's saying that not only did he misunderstand the question, but that qualudes hadn't even been available for 30 years at the time this incident took place. I did not know that. I just assumed someone somewhere was still making ludes. I'm not...
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    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Fuck Rode Island.
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    So, I'm dying...

    I thought of another potential New Year's resolution for you Uncle Gravy. Pick someone on the forum and resolve to outlive them. I suggest you pick wizardhawk, then dox him and send him a crate of meth. It probably won't actually kill him, but he'll disappear for another 6 months and you'll...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Only thing I can figger is that they hope to trip him up on how consensual it was and then bring in a parade of trained ponies to establish a pattern. Then just sit back and hope that the jury will decide the coz didn't prove he was innocent beyond a reasonable doubt and convict. If they...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If you're trying to get me to root for the skins in the playoffs ... it might be working.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Not sure you understand how bail works. If he posts the million himself, he gets it back when he shows up in court. Therefore, he's not using any money. If he uses a bondsman, he pays him 10% of the total and never sees any of it back. Therefore he is using his own money. Doesn't make sense...
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    So, I'm dying...

    C'mon dude, you need a resolution. And not some pussy ass shit that you have no control over, like 'staying alive'. Vow to put on 200 lbs before you die so they need extra pall bearers. Resolve to die from liver disease before your heart gives out just to throw everyone for a loop.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Did you ever tell us what club she strips at?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Bail of $1,000,000. He posted the 10% bond in cash he had in his pocket. I wonder why he went through a bondsman instead of just ponying up the money himself. Constand is a massage therapist in Ontario now. Can any of our canuck friends give us the probability that she's really a hooker...
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    3rd one down. It's implied with being a 9/10 while "100% sane"
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    Prelude to Axanar (2014)

    Hopefully that will backfire on them. One of the things Trekkies appreciate so much about Star Trek is that the high quality fan made stuff is allowed to exist.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Give her time. Dudes will start paying her a tiny bit less attention, and she'll go in and get those tatas upgraded again. The breaking point will probably be the night she goes into a bar and has to buy her own drink.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    There are some dead whores involved in this now?
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    So, I'm dying...

    You got any resolutions for the new year gravy?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yes, it would appear that for the first time a mod has changed the rules for his own ends. Or something like that.