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I'm hearing rumors he's going to University of Texas next.

I don't know, but the poll is hilarious. A woman is like a 3 legged stool with 1 leg missing. At best she's 2 out of 3 of Sexy, Sane, Interesting. The poll should just be to pick which one you'd give up first. For me it's sanity, in case anyone was wondering.

Why do you think the tranny is a joke option?

Pretty sure they got that too. At least that's how I'm choosing to imagine the trip. I like how the right chick is about to cry and the left chick is just angry at being caught.

At least 2

The last option is looking pretty tempting. Anonymous poll is shit. If you redo it, fix that first.

This is taking forever. Gunna be one hell of a pole. Let me save you some trouble. Blowjobs on demand will be the winner.

To which Finn would reply. "Boy? I got your BOY swingin right here bitch"

Revenge porn.

2 of my better gifts this year were a BB-8 and a cool foil picture of the millineium falcon. The BB-8 doesn't have a controller and none of my devices can download the control app. Sphero tech support is some kind of retarded. The Picture of the falcon is really cool, it shows it from the top...

There's a book that tells us about finn, poe, and rey right before TFA. In that book they go into more detail about Finn being a super trooper for whom the conditioning just didn't quite take. Phasma specifically didn't like that he kept saving his weaker squad-mates. I'm pretty sure they...

They pretty much just put the shit wherever and you may or may not ever find it again. Be sure to get maids who don't speak english, that way you can't ask them where it is and you'll learn to put your own shit away. But that would mean the principal is more important than a clean house, and...

I missed it too. Gunna have to pay attention when I see it again.

Nah, filipinos name their kids things like "Hearty", "Glory", and "America". Those are 3 Filipinas I have actually known. I even saw all of their IDs because I thought they were nicknames. Here's a list of the top 100 Filipino names. The vast majority look like normal english names to me...

For me, it's "if I didn't have a wife", I could. But the awesome thing is, I told my wife how much I missed turkish baths and now she washes me once in a while. We've even talked about getting a large enough shower to put a table in there so we can do it right. On an unrelated note, my...

It was his shirt. She's doing that thing where the girl wears the guys clothes after a night of wild fucking.

I was thinking the thread title needed to be changed to "The list Mad Max #1 or get negged thread" I can't remember what all came out this year, so whatever. I'll be back if I find a list of every movie released in 2015. Actually, that would be a long ass list, I need a list of every movie...

Dayum. I don't see any other pics of her though. There's gotta be some bikini pics or something floating around.

I don't get it. What does FantRastic even mean?

Is that the woman who got him to the planet in the man who came to christmas? If so, then yes, that's how I took that interaction when they were alone. Personally, I'm glad they finally closed the loop on the fucking screwdriver. It was eating me up. Also glad they gave him a proper...

I liked that there was no overt faggotry in this one like ewoks or gungans. But I didn't like that they overtly inserted video game commercials into the movie. At least this time the video games were starfighter sequences and not fucking pod races.

Sounds about like the X-wing series of books which were pretty damn popular. I think it'll do fine.

I told him we needed a pic to see if she could be trusted getting blasted at a bar with randoms (or rather if the random dudes could be trusted). He replied that she had a breeder's body. I dis a GIS for Breeder's body and just found livestock.

The absolute oldest he can be is 30. Leia would have basically had to get knocked up in the ewok village for that to be the case though. So figure he's in his 20's.

Pretty sure brittish accents mean they're from the core, or high class. We haven't really seen him in the new books other than a book set between EP4 and EP5. But yes, he was that powerful. A long time passed. It was either months or years while Lando was working himself into place inside and...

holy shit, that's the breeder's body?

I don't remember him having a cat. Where'd that come from?

A Norseman, Rudolph the Red, was gazing thoughtfully out the window. His wife said "Have you heard the weather forecast?" "No, dearest," he replied, "but it is going to rain." "Rain?" she asked. "How can you tell?" He grinned at her and said "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

You just gotta try a few out. Dude, those 50+ mexican maids drag their kids and grandkids along to learn the trade. You need to use the family owned businesses. Probably half my maids have been bangable. The best maid I ever had would clean in the nude. She wasn't the best because she did it...

That would probably one-up my story of pissing on an electric fence. I didn't get a dick shock, but I put my hand on it and got a shock that way. The worst part was the piss I got all over myself when I jumped.

Is he? Romo has thrown a coupla left handed passes.

Cowboys fan checking in. I was in the boon docks this weekend and only caught the last 10 minutes of the game. Has the Kellen Moore era begun in Dallas? Announcers didn't say what happened to cassel.

I probably could. I wear out my 2 issues of penthouse letters more than any other porn mag I have. What sites can you get stories on?

Really? I wonder if they're pissed that Sam's takes amex now. I have a MC solely because of Sam's. Would be funny if that switched too.

I don't know what that means. GIS for breeder's body returns pics of livestock. Post a pic and black out her eyes so she can't see where she is.

anonymous polls are shit. Cad is a lawyer, isn't he? I thought all lawyers held doctorates (in jurisprudence?), it's just that no lawyer who isn't a clown would call himself Dr. That's probably why he said "technically".

They were all white weren't they? Or at least High Yellow, I'm fine with that. Welcome to a year ago. I just didn't have the batman analogy.

How does that encourage the team to build him an O-line?