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I'm addicted to this thread. When I read that last post from J49, I leaned back in my chair and my eyes rolled up into my head. This thread is my binky.

I heard teh gays have lots of emotions that regular men don't. It's probably got something to do with that.

It's funny, I picked up on that during the game yesterday. If I notice it, you know the coaches and scouts dedicated to that shit all around the league noticed it too a long long time ago. I just like it anytime the eagles are described as hapless. Makes me feel all warm inside. If it makes...

I think you might be forgetting that the cowboys were 8-0 on the road last season. True, the only playoff road game was a loss, but come on, it was barely a loss. Is that the when the pats ran a no huddle offense in order to confuse the sound people at buffalo's stadium? Sounds pretty shady to...

Even if they are, that's 2 too many because they refuse to worship in the temple of the Patriots* and kiss the rings of the high priest Bellicheat.

Soon I won't be needing Kuriin to answer my gay man questions. I was told this weekend that my nephew will be coming out to me next time he sees me. He's already told his parents and my mom. He's apparently most concerned about the reactions of me, my cousin, my grandpa, and a friend of the...

Yeah I was thinking Giants were the most likely just because someone from the east is going to make it. But the eagles are a possibility if that hurry up shit ever starts working. Frankly, I see it winding up like the run and shoot of the oilers. With the defensive coordinator punching the...

Dammit, I almost picked the pats.

Fuck you. Way too many of these things came true. OK, actually only one too many. That won't happen. Witten lacerated his spleen and still didn't miss a game.

Besides that, hasn't cartman been playing the SJW PC card for a long time? Like the cis episode for example. He just rarely gets violent about it.

That boomboom video is hot. The ending of the episode was confused and incoherent, but I trust in tray and matt to bring it home either in the next episode or later in the season. My biggest complaint is how they ignored that the principal put one of his kids in the hospital. They at least...

After that 10 minute prologue on Friday "The doctor's meditation", my DVR caught the beginning of another Who episode with capaldi that I didn't remember. I can't find any schedules online that go back in time. Anyone got any idea which episode it was? It started with a couple people on a...

A baby seal walked into a club ...

Not to mention whatever insight Murray should be able to give them. It's not looking good for America's Team. It's too easy to to jump to bad conclusions after the first game.

I thought it was good cook/good fuck/sane. I notice that there are lots of versions of that 3 legged stool, but sane is always one of the legs.

I missed it, is your not walking thing permanent?

I will assume zero tolerance flicks are porn and not bother to look it up.

yeah I saw it after I posted. I thought about editing it. I wonder if I would have still been infracted if I'd edited it in time.

More like you came before you got your shorts all the way off. eq2flames had the most comprehensive n-word filter anywhere on the internet ... according to the site owner. It was so bad there, you couldn't even talk about that politician named coon. He also didn't allow derivatives like negro...

Exciting. If my wife were here she'd tell you what pain does to me. The worst part is, she's sick so I couldn't fuck the shit out of her last night.

The funny thing is not that this word is given so much more power and gravitas than other racial epithets. It's that despite this word being so massively outrageously bad and evil and wrong, they can't be assed to edit the offending posts when someone gets infracted for it. Obviously it's...

Thanks. I'm glad I got that asked before the infraction took hold. I think I saw the notification right after I submitted the post.

yeah I know. Especially when I could have used sparkling wiggles (first time I'd ever seen that). Thanks for your support bro. Bake me a cake with a file in it please.

Damn, I forgot about that. I was thinking that as long as it wasn't obnoxious it was cool. I think the safe places are here and the amod thread. But still might be a problem if it's obnoxious in the amod thread.

Since you guys have experience with this, what do you think about a physicians assistant (for a General Practicioner) prescribing anti-depressants? Daughter went in today because she'd been feeling sick, came out with scripts for methylprednisolone and escitalopram. She's 19, so only she...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a mule by Juan Valdez. I like my women like I like my coffee. With big tits and no penis.

It was foggy this morning. Before I got to the freeway, the best visibility I had was maybe 100 yrds, but it was as bad as 20 yards in some places. Yet for some reason, 25% of the people on the road didn't bother, or know to turn their fucking lights on. WTF, do they not teach that anymore in...

Yeah, I was wondering if a bulldog was the inspiration for any movie monsters.

If you're talking to me, I was commenting on how much I sucked at picking winners. I got 4 right in the point spread league.

He said the guy was black. You think a white woman would hire a black PI? The only trouble he might be in is if the guy got his license plate and decides to get even with him for the racism. Hope Johnny got his plate too so that if he does try something, he can find him to bust his knees.

I woulda gone with mencia from south park when kane was beating him.

Looking at last weeks results, I'm going to try to pick losers this week. Especially in the point spread league.

OMG it's happening saturday. How did this shit almost sneak up on me?

Wife is about 1 inch shorter than me. I always preferred short chicks, but it was never a big deal to me. Not until the wedding day when she had to wear her ridiculous pumps (even though I ordered her not to) and was so tall I couldn't get the veil over her head without jumping. Now it irks...

I mentioned the 5 languages of love last week, and there is an explanation for this in that book. It could be that your wife isn't speaking your language and this chick is. So this chick is 'filling up your love tank'. That doesn't mean your marriage is over, it means your wife needs to learn...

Yea, it happened a lot more than I remembered. I'm up to the last fight now, and it happened in all of the prequel fights if you count being thrown around by force lightning. So far it hasn't really happened in the original trilogy. The best was the dooko vs anakin/obiwan fight in EP3 where...

Nice. But still, even then it was when a padawan was distracted and he defended himself well enough to not be killed. Theoretically he would have been concentrating hard while hanging on that wall so it wouldn't have worked again. I found the fight on youtube, and remembered that the longing...

Am I missing something? I see one pic there and it's a lower res version of the one we've had for a month.

I laughed when that tiny lady came in at the end and tried to kick / stomp the guy, then got shoved by another niner fan. I wonder if she was the original one who got shoved.

Labradoodles are also supposed to be hypoallergenic according to the only person I know who owns one.