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Once again, the justice system favors the rich white man over everyone else. If it had been a black QB caught doing that, he'd still have the 10 game suspension.

How to kill hipsters

I'm with you brutul. Noodle, if you fear you can't resist that baby just because it's in the same room, I hope you will remove yourself from the situation completely. I don't mean sleep in another room, I mean sleep in another house where there are no babies to tempt you.

Maybe you need to give the question, because the one I keep thinking of is the last time my wife asked me "Do you want a blowjob tonight, or do you want to fuck me in the butt". My answer, obviously, was yes. I will throw down with anyone who says that's not a valid answer to that question.

It's always tickled my pickle a little bit that at grocery stores, condoms and lube are right next to the vagisil and other feminine products. I mean it makes sense, an entire aisle dedicated to things that go in the pussy. Today at wal mart though, I had en even better laugh. Along the back...

? has it already started? I thought it was towards the end of septempber? QUICK, TO THE DVR

LOL his attempted leap there. Like he said, fuck leaping, leaping is for chumps, lets just run up someone's leg! But I liked it back in the days when the RBs would leap over that pile on the goal line. I miss it.

If neither is valid, why isn't both?

When I thought he scored, I remember thinking there was too much time left on the clock. Even if he was crippled and hobbling around, Rodgers was playing well. The best scenario for the cowboys would have been for it to be downed on the 1, then somehow take the clock down to the 2 minute...

Sure, you can go on thinking that. Or you can watch the video that was posted in this very thread and skip to :27. Your call bud. I've always been unclear on what was considered a 'football move', but I really can't imagine the narrow definition that doesn't include running and lunging towards...

That sequence doesn't show the 3 steps and the lunge that he took after securing the ball.

I only care because no matter how hot the dumpster fire gets, they're probably still going to split their games with the cowboys. And then I have to deal with the embarrassment that we lost to them. I haven't heard any good ones since he wished for a return of the glory hole days. Is that...

That's why I enjoy the mother daughter porn. Mommy is in her late 20's, daughter is in her hearly 20's. Actually, I think the official cutoff is once you've had a bad boob job, you're a milf.

Looks like a drunk bears fan trying to start a fight with catler.

Probably none. He's going to have capri ride him cowgirl and see how high he shoots her into the air. Hope like hell she doesn't try to suck him off first. Try explaining how that hooker got the hole through the back of her head and it wasn't murder.

I think the prot in protagonist comes from proto, or first. Agonist is just someone engaged in a contest or struggle. It's not a for/against type thing like Progress / Congress.

Makes sense, if there's a heroine addict of a team, it's the eagles. I think I need to get this neg checked for STDs.

OK thanks for clearing that up. Is there an special term for when you have to leave the anchor behind?

I guess you never got down on all 4's and said "What is it boy, what do you smell" If she keeps giggling, skip dinner. PS: Just wanted to let you know I wear your neg proudly as the symbol of your impotent envy that it is. Sorry to post it in the thread folks, if he'd left a name I...

The opposite? I thought weighing anchor was dropping it, and aweigh was lifting it. If I had to guess, I would think anchors away would mean cutting it loose because you don't have time to lift it. Is there a term for that? Seems like there is, but I can't remember it.

Why only count the sexually active part of their lives? Are you wanting to ignore any that they accidentally swallowed as a child?

In a world where horseshoes and washers already exist, there's just no place for cornhole. Oh wait, I forgot about tailgating. OK, tailgating is the only proper place for cornhole.

I agree it was a pretty meh ending to a good show. Wasn't even a surprise who betrayed them. I was hoping there would be someone else on the ship, but that's just because, other than the android, I like them all.

I thought it was aweigh.

wtf is bangarang other than the name of episode 1 of killjoys?

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

That's a sand person and it's like 10 years old.

I dated a girl once who, thinking back, I'm pretty sure had rape fantasies. I only realized it a year or so later when I was talking to another girl online who told me she had them, and the similarities were too numerous to ignore. If the bitch had just told me straight up, I'd have been happy...

Now the question is, would it be less embarrassing to fill it all out now and suck, or to fill it out every week and suck slightly less?

It's a lot easier to build a farraday cage when the house is being constructed. The downside to that is that you will miss having cell coverage from the couch.

Hope it's not a series finale, but if it is, I guess that's a good place to end it. If they come back next year, they can explore whatever weakened omec survived on earth. Odds are they will be more reasonable. Do you think they'll pick up in a few years when nolan and doc ywell make it back...

Does your uncle post on rerolled? Story is sounding familiar.

That begs the question, is kuriin even gay? Do you touch balls?

What do neck kisses mean? I will fuck hard and make you scream?

How can you fault anyone for stalking Bristol? Has she started doing porn yet? I hope she does it before she gets old and saggy.

I have nearly broken my wife if that habit, because I fuck with her when she does it. My favorite it to start in like she's already told me what it was and say something like "No way what a fucking cunt!" "Did you report it?" etc. But in reality you and I are both just being jerks. Girls...

The article called it rape though, and a misdemeanor. It's possible they were 2 different incidents, but the article made it sound like the same one. Anyway, the one thing people want most, especially spoiled brats like most atheletes are, is what they can't have. That's why rape, even if...