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  1. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Here she is closer to 13 (maybe not the last one)
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I realize that. His post made it seem like he was only aware of one though. And honestly, if it'd just been the first guy, people could believe he was flowing to the play and didn't see him. Refs do get lost on the field sometimes. But the second fucker coming in and spearing him ruined that...
  3. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Oh U! Cause queens are royalty. I C wat u did thar
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Which one you talking about kedwyn? The second one was more obvious about it, but they were both stupid as hell.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Shoulda asked for nudes.
  6. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    LOL This being the ask a gay man thread, you being butthurt is 100% on topic. Carry on, I won't try to apply virtual anal-ease for you again.
  7. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    That's frustrating. Watched all but the last episode. The last one had been removed by BBC.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    She uses the recycled paper to give gifts to her lovers and/or other families.
  9. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    No need to be so butthurt that you didn't know jack shit about Rock Hudson. There's no shame in that, he was fucking old and if it weren't for those jokes in Jr High, I would probably think he was a character on the Flintstones.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A real jimmy rustle this time. Steel core ammo. Jesus tittyfucking christ, just ban this shit already because I'm tired of unintentionally buying it. I specifically asked before I bought it and the Fucking fucks at the gun show looked it up online and said it was not steel core. Got it home...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  12. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Which one is Tony Romo? I guess I can't tell without the jersey.
  13. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Last comic convention I went to, they had some good light sabers that could withstand "combat". I think it was from these people. Unfortunately, they don't do exact copies of the movie sabers. Real Lightsaber | FX Lightsaber | Build Your Own Lightsaber | Star Wars Lightsabers | Custom...
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    Defiance Season 3

    Do they have enough episodes fro syndication? Also, can anyone remember what the casti word for pussy was? I loled everytime they talked about stahma's magic pussy.
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    Doctor Who

    I found about 32 mini episodes on youtube, but none are called Dr Who Last night. The thing you posted is just a black box for me. Is Last Night the name of the mini ep?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can't open the gif thread or the backsides thread when my wife is watching netflix without stopping the netflix and causing it to buffer. It doesn't rustle my jimmies all that much and I almost put this in the first world thread. Then I realized if I had first world internet access, this...
  17. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Rock Hudson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It wasn't suicide. "Hudson died in 1985, becoming the first major celebrity to die from an AIDS-related illness."
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah dude, if you're going to keep pretending you care about her, you need to tell her no more shooting up around you because you don't want them to find her dead in a gutter some day. And then you tell her if she cares about you she'll stop even when you're not around so she won't put you...
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    My new Dating Pool

    I got one with a second loop that goes around your balls. AMAZING Have you ever told her that you're going to leave your wife for her? Or even not set her straight when she mentioned it?
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    My football coach was my science teacher and he told us around the time Rock Hudson died. I think he intended it as a cautionary tale. Sucking Dick ... not even once unless you want them to find semen in your stomach when you die. He also told us the epitaph that was said at Rock's funeral...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damn, EZ probably has the best name in football. I thought he did enough in that last game to get a spot. And I'm glad you spelled the other guy's name. Last night I was scratching my head the entire game wondering why a veteran as old as him was playing the entire final preseason game. I...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    In one of the books they talked about Yoda fighting, and I remember getting the impression that he was a minimalist in his movement. That since he was so small, he could cover himself better by just moving his lightsaber fractions of an inch. For attack, I imagined him just closing the gap and...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I always heard that your body can't digest semen, so if you swallow some it stays in your stomach forever. I do not believe that (although it would explain why teh gays are so slender), but I figured he was making a joke about that.
  24. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Then I've been old since I was 16.
  25. Hoss

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I know, it was right there in the title. I was funnin ya since lumie isn't here and you couldn't even bother to find a video that didn't identify it at atlas 5.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I think that might have been the launch of the atlas 5 rocket.
  27. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought he was a bears fan. At least he's not a 30 team faggot like you. I look forward to you telling us more about what things hipsters hate.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Shattered glass. I hadn't heard of it until I looked it up. Did he play an angsty teenager? Maybe that's just not his wheelhouse. I don't know, Jumper is the only other thing I've seen him in. I hope for his sake he gets better as he matures. Looks like shattered glass released between...
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You misunderstood me. I didn't say Jumper was bad, I actually liked it. But Hayden was garbage as an actor. It made me realize his performance in star wars wasn't entirely Lucas's fault. I am able to enjoy a movie despite a bad actor or 2. Besides, I've always liked Nightcrawler's...
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You think the dolphins are 4 brady-less games away from taking the division? Or are you thinking that the suspension might have also curtailed some cheating, but now they'll be back at it balls to the wall?
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That would be hilarious. Greg Hardy and Ray Rice (if he ever plays again) should bring sex dolls to the sideline and beat them to get warmed up too. AP could probably come up with little boy doll of his own.
  32. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Or is the NFL taking it not way too far enough?
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hardy has already served a 15 game suspension. How is that scott free?
  34. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It's not about goodell though. In a sport like this, selectively not enforcing rules hurts everyone who abided by those rules. In the NFL most of those players are black and all but a few of them make less money. So like I said, justice works for the rich white man and sticks it to the poor...
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    Doctor Who

    So is capaldi Rivers' doctor? I remember when she first met him she said he wasn't her doctor, but I don't remember if she ever said matt smith was. Then there's also that whole reversed timelines thing. The first time the doctor met her was the last time she would see him in her timeline...
  36. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I'm not 100% sure I've ever smelled a queef, but unless I'm confused on where it originates, it should smell just like the pussy. If the girl has a stank pussy, her queef will be stank. If a girl has a sweet pussy, her queef should smell good. I love the smell of (non stank) pussy, so I...
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Really? The only other movie I remember seeing him in was jumper, and he was garbage in that too. 2 is worth watching just for the massive jedi fights on geonosis, including the yoda fight. Oh and thanks column, just started my 2015 christmas list.
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    Bedbugs - A story

    I think he said dogs can smell when you're lying. But it wasn't regular english. It was pigeon english or cockney or something like that.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    It's not as bad as you think. At least, when it's a girlfart it's not as bad you think. I hold mine in when my wife is going down on me, because I'm afraid doing it once might end all blowjobs for a long long time. Are gay farts more like girl farts or guy farts? i just realized there...