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Velveeta is delicious after you melt it and saying otherwise is just lying. Kind of gross texture wise before it's melted, but perfect once it's melted.

It's interesting that the Houston team logo is reminiscent of the Oilers. Except for St. Louis every team is in a city with an NFL team or multiple ones. Seems like they would want to be in some cities where there isn't an established NFL team.

What planet are you on? American is the quintessential grilled cheese.

Not to defend them but this is horseshit. I'm sure every possible scenario has been brought up by some nerd on a message board. Good luck to whatever basement dweller tries to sue them for "stealing" his shitty idea.

Not true. Kraft singles are technically not cheese, but real american cheese is.

What are those steamed buns with the red bean paste in the middle called? I love those things.

I made the cheese stuffed potato pancakes with glutinous rice flour a couple times and they came out great. Anything else I can do with this stuff since I have 4 pounds of it?

To be fair, Harbaugh was an insane person and people were saying he was losing the locker room in his last year. That "Who's got it better than us? Noooooobody." shit works in college but I think most of the vets were in the back of the room rolling their eyes.

Yeah, the house I'm moving into has shower inserts with a top on them at like 6' 5" high which puts the showerhead at about 5' 5". So stupid. I'm not going to rip them out right away but sooner or later they are going to have to go.

Bruce Lee was incredibly fast, but he didn't actually fight. He was a TV black belt. He was in incredibly good shape and good at executing things technically, but he was never in any real fights. Chuck Norris on the other hand, was a legit fighter and still is for someone his age. Chuck has...

I'm only 6' 2" and it amazes me how many old houses have doors and stairways that I can't go through without banging my head. Were people really shorter 75 years ago?

Dave Dameshek talks about that on his podcast. It seems like every team has a viable starting quarterback now, when for several years it seemed like the planet just couldn't produce 32 human beings capable of playing quarterback successfully in the NFL.

I've been saying this for years. I watched every game Kaep played in in the NFL and was rooting for him in every one of them. I couldn't care less about the national anthem protest, and I was happy when he left the 49ers and didn't want him back even when CJ Beathard was starting for the...

You've already been conquered by a Wendy's cheeseburger.

You are weak, and your seed will perish from the earth.

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY Hey hey hey hey hey....... Stop objectifying Noodleface.

In n out used to make burgers like that for real. 20x20 100x100

My cousin posted on Facebook a while back about music she should listen to while she was giving birth and I jokingly suggested "Pushit" but then I looked at the lyrics and that song is pretty disturbing if you consider the lyrics coming from a baby addressing its mother as it's being born haha...

Yeah, the drums in that song are pretty crazy. After a few more listens I think Maynard really achieved his goal of making the vocals just another instrument contributing to the sound. The vocals are usually lower in the mix than most bands but in Fear Inoculum they really blend into the music...

I OD'd on comedy podcasts years ago. Between WTF and Nerdist and a couple others I feel like I've heard everything a comedian has to say about everything and I don't give a fuck. Combine that with the 90% chance of sanctimonious hollywood political groupthink and I'm just not interested. I...

That sounds like tool and there's nothing wrong with that. You can't judge a Tool song from one listen but the guitar and bass were on point. Can't comment on the vocals until I hear it enough to understand the lyrics. It didn't grab me like "Vicarious" did when they used it as the preview...

Probably not the greatest thing for the public's perception of drones. Everybody thinks they're going to be peeking in your bedroom window but in reality unless you're deaf, they're not going to be able to get close enough to see in without you noticing. They're pretty damn noisy.

I agree. If we're going to put the future of space travel in the hands of somewhat mentally unstable genius zillionaires, I'd rather not put all the eggs in one basket.

And if it doesn't work out, go get a job like the rest of us have to. You poor bastard.

Credit score is a terrible vanity project, especially if it costs you money. Nobody sees it. Just tell people your score is 800. No one knows but you and the best way to save on interest is to not borrow money. If you're about to apply for a mortgage or something it might be worth worrying...

I used to love caramel apple empanadas. No taco bell in my area though so it's no loss personally, but they were great. Maybe the best fast food pie. I had the Jalapeno cheddar burger at Wendy's the other day and I give it two thumbs up. The fried onions didn't really add anything IMO, but...

Be aware that Kalispell, Bozeman, and Missoula are rich people playgrounds and the cost of living is very high. Yeah you've got a lot of pretty mountains around you but you will pay for them and they are crawling with tourists. If you want lower cost of living, go east of the rockies and the...

Bunch of overly sensitive artistic types trying to collaborate on a piece of art = DRAMA. Throw in booze, drugs, and pussy and it's a wonder any bands hold it together long term. Bands like Guns and Roses or Fleetwood Mack probably left hundreds of millions of dollars on the table because they...

I even texture my penis. Pearling (body modification) - Wikipedia (NWS)

I think Jozu is actually an AI that collects things that were said on talk radio/espn/fan message boards and rearranges them into semi-coherent posts. They are a pretty good indication of the way the wind is blowing in the 49er fan community.

I'm with @fred sanford. Just get used to the idea that there's going to be scratches and shit on it. It's just a car, not a barometer of your self worth like so many people seem to think of their cars. It will haul your ass around just fine and no one but you is paying any attention to the...