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I love those porns where they are fake agents and trick the girls into fucking them.

Bullshit, HSA is the best thing ever for me (a client using it). Maybe we need to move this into the politics thread, but I wonder what problem you could have with it unless you're a mooch who wants more from a plan than you put in.

That's what he gets for believing the admin when they said the shaw was anything goes.

Probably because of the fees they get charged. I'm not sure it's entirely legal for them to pass those fees onto the consumer when they use a credit card. However, using a debit card (which is what he said) is a different set of laws. Bottom line, try telling them to run it as a credit card.

I'm surprised no one else has a bot army though. Maybe there were others with bot armies, but were all run off too.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that as a movie. It was kind of like an old west story with a jedi instead of a gunfighter.

Make a thread dammit. Also, I jerked it to your girlfriend last night.

So to help Johnny, we need to neg him? I guess I'll never get an english version of this, now. Or as my dad said, Don't shit where you eat.

The HSA account doesn't have free billpay. They want to charge a fee to use it. With the limits on HSA spending, I'm not even sure that can be paid from the HSA account, so I might have to send a fucking check to them. If that's even possible, the faggots might take it out of the account...

If she talks too much, stick your dick in her mouth to shut her up. Problem solved. Worked for me. In fact, my wife says the first time I did that and she didn't bite it off was the moment she knew she loved me. We're going on 4 years now and never had a fight, BTW.

Are there any muds still active? I know all the ones I used to play are deader than doorhammers. Last time I tried to log into any, the only 2 I could find had one person on. Me. There was another one that I always hated which still had some people. So I played it for a little bit and was...

New Jersey prostitution law TL;DR Version, up to 6 months for first offense, up to 18 months after that. Also, no sex offender registry unless it's with a minor. Oh and possibly 6 month suspension of driver's license since he generally does it in his car.

I get the same from doctors, its stupid and it's usually months before they get paid because of that shit. They say they can't let me pay at the time of serivice because they don't know exactly how much, I tell them to make their best guess because they're normally damn close, and if it's off...

Shit, that was 02? I just assumed it was a flame thrower. Didn't even think to question why he never used it. I guess now that I look at it in a still photo, I can see it looks more like an air filter. Maybe not oxygen then, just an air filter. But still, he looks as healthier than his old...

I thought Empire was the only one Lucas didn't direct.

I explained to my wife my belief that in a healthy relationship, each person should have outside interests. She agreed. Then I also used her (and every other woman's) trope against her that she 'doesn't want to change me'. We all know it's bullshit, but since she said it, I used it. Worked...

I'd like to see 2 entire NFL teams go through the process of getting Visas to work in Brazil. Yeah, I know they probably won't have to do it like normal schlubs, but I'd like to see it just the same.

As we just told you, that's only if you finance more than 80%.

WTF is wrong with people? That is a pretty creepy smile though. It should be shiny and chrome.

Is this the first person to full on white knight his wife?

I'm going to need to see nudes of all these girls to keep them straight in my head. So far I've only seen Ravenn, but I don't think she was even mentioned.

Holy shit, you quoted that and replied in the time it took me to click the link to go back to the screenshots forum. I wish the posting time showed seconds, because there couldn't have been more than 3 between our posts.

You know she still shakes her ass even when it's muted, right?

The ticket for that should be the same as a healthy person parking in a handicapped spot.

What do you mean he would not be? Is that a typo or some sort or a threat against his person?

Was the dead baby his first worthy son? Rictus looked like a good heir.

Yeah, which makes me wonder why he would suddenly have to do Mortgage insurance. I don't know how refi's work, does the refinanced amount have to be 80% or less of the appraised value? Cause if so and it appraises for 130+, you're ok. if it appraises for 125 you have to throw 4 grand at them...

I don't think he did. If I remember correctly, the receiver just flat out ran into coryatt, he threw up his elbow and either broke or dislocated the guys jaw. My internets not good enough to find a longer clip of it right now.

Yeah this is how texans tackle. Notice it's not even a tackle because he didn't catch it.

he told her it came from a toilet seat in a public bathroom and she actually gave it to him.

That's losing ground though. I don't know what more he could have done. Maybe next time write rerolled in jism?

So lemme get this straight. Some of you are getting all pissy cause some shot or another was CGI (I don't think the guitar was the only one mentioned so far). Then you find out it wasn't CGI and now you're OK with it? I mean, if you can't actually tell the fucking difference between a real...

are amanda and nicole new names in the sig?

Fuck, I think I voted for Buchanon. Looks like its slipping away. Wasn't there a tiny penis attached to a person who liked to ruin these for us?

actually, mccheese was the husband of the old high school friend in that story. This is his was of venting.

He needs to be deflated, but his diet buddy was fired.

You can't look at single rushers, we're obviously going to be a running back by committee next year. I'd say if our running game gets close to last years but with fewer fumbles, then it was not a mistake. I'd like to see us have a RB who outperforms Murray, but that won't be telling of whether...

DeMarco Murray on Joseph Randle: 'Hopefully, he can taste some of that meat this year' | Dallas Morning News Oh shit, shots fired!

Only not so much in the body. Or the face.