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Women are pretty stupid. That's how the urban legend got started that you can catch STDs from pubic toilet seats, and why so many women hover when they have to use one.

No reason it has to go away. Aside from the fact that this change only affects PATs and not FGs ... There's probably no reason a team can't line up for a PAT on the 2 yard line with a regular ball and just run a fake. In fact, it might be pretty funny to watch the confusion on the defense...

Wait, is that black panther white?

What part of me telling you to apply your definition (which didn't occur in the first sentence) makes you think I was unaware of the rest of the words? I'm not saying you're completely wrong, but if you consider the great straight men in history I think it might change your mind a little.

So you didn't hit all 3 holes?

Wait, did he defame her? I thought he didn't even answer the allegations.

Good point. Even bad receivers block. Thanks for havin my back. Reminds me of what one of my coaches always said. It doesn't take a great athlete to know who to block.

Grimmlock, think of other straight men and compare him to them. Abbot, Laurel, Dean Martin, Teller, Graham Chapman (from monty python, I never could remember his name). All of these guys fit into the Holt mold you described.

This isn't really a first world problem, but I wish I could put a flowmeter on my dick. I've been drinking a gallon of water a day for a couple weeks now, and I swear I'm pissing significantly more than a gallon a day. I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had...

Fucking computer keeps popping programs to the front right when I was about to click something else. Fuck off program, I don't live my life around your whims. I just waited for you, now you can wait for me.

Yes, Johnny took her to a ranch in Montana. Much the same way your parents took your dog to live on a farm when you were young.

I'm surprised there's not a marvel version of Grodd. Every other character seems to be in both universes.

Because that would change the field goals too and apparently they are happy with FG %s? Who told you receivers aren't supposed to block? Good receivers usually do.

From what i recall of sex and the city, this would be less fucked up.

The article I read said blocked kicks can also be returned for 2 points. That don't seem right.

Not that I want to see your homemade sex tapes, but I would like to see a home-made sex tape from a porn star to see the differences between how they fuck for pay and how they fuck for real.

Indeed. Khane can I have your stuff?

Did you like the first one?

Halloween prank doesn't make sense because piralta didn't know about it till the end. It would have to be a prank on terry and gina, and that makes no sense. I think it's more likely he's got wheels in motion to get the best of the old grackle. The guide said the same thing about someone...

Actually, they call them clubs. Motorcycle clubs or riding clubs.

Got any private pics of her?

If he is about to take a piss on her, the movie just got good all of a sudden.

Oh, they're not done with the season yet in canada? Shit, I hope we don't have to wait 6 months to see that on syfy.

Got a question for some of you comic book nerds. In the comics, does cal change back and forth between hyde a lot? When he's cal, do they ever write him so that cal is unaware of hyde? Some of the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde stories are written that way, and I think that would be fun for next...

I was going to ask if holt was still on the cast for next season.

How does that track as a free of charge day? Sounds like it was a $5 discount day, at most. Don't you normally pay her $20? She should actually give you a frequent dick sucking punch card.

Fuck you guys for introducing me to the bechdal test. I suspect I'll never be able to watch another movie without seeing if it passes.

That would suck for her. Only necrophiles will enjoy having sex with her.

Whoa whoa whoa, no one needs to kill the (arguably) hottest woman in the world. They just need to release her nudes and sex tapes. Probably had some texts from kraft ranting about American Inventors that would have cost him his franchise. You ever been to boston? It's not an act.

Oh yeah, I guess it was technically 'indefinite', not lifetime. I'm surprised they let him back in so quick though.

The texts from bardy's phone probably would have led them to other people involved in the cheating. But make no mistake about it, what they got is damning enough to warrant the punishment that was meted out.

I meant to direct that to xequecal. Maybe that's what happened with him.

Yeah, I have never had a problem with trimming neighbors trees or bushes that hang onto my property. Anything I can get to from my property is fair game IMO. If a neighbor were to ask me to trim shit I'd tell him to knock himself out since he's the one with the issue, he's the only one who can...

Caitlin probably changed him. I don't think I've said this before, but her eyes look kinda rapey to me.

I don't blame him for not wanting to fuck it up. But he really should take it to screenshots like J49 did to solve that problem. There's a GWBYHT laying around unused, and I think it's pretty likely this one, if real, will break his heart when she tires of him.

It's actually more like saying zomg the guy who got 6 months in jail got the longest penalty ever handed down in american justice. Nevermind the murderers serving 20 life sentences. The second shoplifter was my cousin so HE GOT THE LONGEST PRISON SENTENCE IN RECORDED HISTORY. I mean, if...

When I moved into my current house (the one with the voluntary HOA), the title company collected the first years fees from me at closing. I protested and told them I wasn't planning to join, but they said it wasn't optional, so I paid it. I have the statement clearly showing I paid this. A...

Is it any use talking about this show, or have too many of you already seen them all? On syfy, they just showed the episode this pic was taken from. It was pretty good and funny, but when she was sexing up tamsin I started missing kenzi.

Dude, you really think that was the entirety of the saints punishment? Peyton being gone for 1 year was one of the lighter aspects of it. One coach was lifetime banned, 2 others were banned for part of the year, and they had 2 picks taken away too. The only reason they lost 2 seconds instead...

I just remembered the actual worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. It was called Pride and Glory.Pride and Glory (2008) - IMDb I was on a first date with a girl, so I didn't get up and walk out. The most memorable thing about the movie was how many times they said fuck. The movie was so...