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  1. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I liked the interaction between coulson and cal. I didn't really notice it until the part where cal was pinned by the car, coulson said "I don't believe you really want to kill me" and he responded with "Let's test that hypothesis". It's not that the line itself is all that great, but the...
  2. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Just watched it. It wasn't accidentally opened with just a touch. I noticed when he was doing it, he was playing with the latch in a nervous manner quite a bit. I can't say it wasn't an accident, but it was way more than a touch. Ever since the little talk in the locker room, I knew...
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    Recommend a dating site

    I jerked off to all of them this weekend, just in case she's on there.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh and Burren, when the neighborhood is new, odds are the developer completely controls the HOA and will not give even a half a fuck what any residents say. Cause the thing is, it's having an HOA that makes a house desirable to (stupid) people. No one asks the neighbors if the HOA has good...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It can be hard to find houses without HOAs. All the real estate agents I ever had gave me funny looks when I told them I needed to see the deed restrictions and covenants before I could get serious about a property. Half of them didn't even know how to find the information. A couple of times...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Say what now? You think this is he stiffest penalty in league history? Did they tack on a 2 year ban for the head coach over the weekend?
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    The Flash

    No, the fact that they're slower is why they work. No air pressure disturbance around them.
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    Other Space

    Saw a preview in the theater and thought it looked good, but then I forgot the name. Thanks for posting this thread. I'm encouraged that it reminds you of Red Dwarf, that's one of my top favorite series of all time.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That tomlin thing didn't look to be on purpose. But if it was, or if he'd actually tackled the guy, I would support a lifetime ban.
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I won't go into the whole story, but I once spoke with a woman who was about to make a dumb decision. After she ignored me, I asked her to imagine that her 18 yr old daughter had come to her with the exact same problem and asked her which decision she'd tell her to make. She would have given...
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    My new Dating Pool

    I once saw a craigslist ad in Austin from a girl wanting to give blumpkins. I thought about answering, but I was afraid I would have an aneurism if I were shitting and nutting at the same time. Or worse yet, it would be so awesome that regular blowjobs wouldn't do it for me anymore.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    wat the fuck? Lighter balls are slower with "everything else being equal"? Someone please edjimicate my dumb ass. What scientific law did they use to come up with that? Cause with things like bullets, a lighter projectile propelled by the same amount of powder generally goes faster. Don't...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I like that some pats fan bought a domain for this shit. I should step away before all this salt hardens my arteries.
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    The Flash

    Well how the fuck was anyone else gunna do it? He's faster than barry and what do you think a fireball is gunna do to zoom other than distract him? I'm sure in the new series, they will play up firestorm's genius side. But right now, he's just an angsty fireballer. He had less chance of...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    wut the fuck? Are you neglecting your forum time to fucking work? You piece of shit, you should be shawed for that. I thought those 2 dudes got a lifetime ban from the NFL when they handed down the rest of the punishment. I think that doesn't mean they can't work for the pats, but they...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I saw somewhere between 5 and 8. There's a possibility some of them were blocked out, because I vaguely remembered them but couldn't recall enough about it to convince myself I'd seen them.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I thought hawkgirl was mentioned as a member of Barry's team in that future article, but I don't remember any of those others.
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    First World Problems

    A while back I finally put a virus scanner on my phone. Now, everytime I download some more porn it pops up with fucking alerts going OMG ADULT CONTENT DETECTED U WANT US TO CLEAN IT! Fuck no I don't want you to clean it you fucking spaz. I'm an adult, I'm allowed to have adult content. And...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    As I mentioned earlier, they could drag it out and wind up being bradyless at the end of the season instead of the beginning.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Wonder how long they worked on that "The Deflator Excuse"? Neither of these guys are the dude who stopped by the bathroom with the bag o balls, right? People are still mentioning that in other places, but I thought he was a league official.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That article Azeth linked had an interesting footnote at the end. No, I didn't read it all, I skipped down there to see if there was a byline for MacKinnon (there was not). This explains why he kept using "more probable than not"
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    It is pretty weird that vvoid calls his dick his 'sadness'
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You mean Roderick MacKinnon? I don't know what it says about that site that they couldn't get his name right. Born in Burlington Massivetwoshits, Nobel prize in chemistry in case anyone else was wondering.
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    Bootstrappers guide to being successful.

    Last time I lost my job I decided to sign up for unemployment. I never drew any, but I found out the workforce commission is actually an excellent resource for finding a job. I imagine they are like a staffing agency but with the taxpayers paying them instead of the company. These people knew...
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    The Flash

    You mean ronnie. I was wondering why Ray didn't make the trip. At any rate, it felt believable to me because he shot him from behind while he was not moving super fast. Both times. If it had been a case of him shooting across his path and hitting him, or hitting him when his attention was...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Try watching porn while getting a BJ. Or if you're a sports fan, watching your favorite team play. I've gotten a couple while the cowboys were losing that really helped soften the sting. Oh and finally, get your girl to wake you up with a BJ, that way you're still in a half dream state. No...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Confirmed: Lleauaric thinks about belicheat's balls in the shower. Raise your hand if you're surprised.
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    Recommend a dating site

    BTW, top porn stars from texas listed here. Texas Ranks High in States That Produce the Most Porn Stars I haven't been paying attention to any other clues he's given us, so no guess from me.
  29. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    c'mon man, didn't you read? she faked 2 orgasms for him. Of course she enjoyed it! Wombat, post her pic in the PGT.
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I like how this thread is active and the pussy ass no spoilers thread is buried.
  31. Hoss

    The Flash

    How? It looks to me like they might be showing them in the correct order. Maybe ollie will disappear at the beginning of tonight's episode.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    As was said different balls for kickers, and it's kind of a different animal. In general, I bet they'd like more inflation so it bounces off the foot better, but their biggest problem is how slick the balls are.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't forget how it makes the balls easier to catch.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Do you like danger popsicledeath? Maybe he can interest you in a high possibility of STDs?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I believe you are referring to what I said and you should be aware that we were talking about the penalty on the team (and lack of penalty on the coach). The pats are habitual cheaters. Belicheat is a habitual cheater. Brady might be guilty by association, but I didn't say he had priors.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Ice pirates was great, he's not trolling. But I saw it on TV.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Brady's gunna fuck around and his 4 games will be at the end of the season.