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  1. Hoss

    Insurgent

    I liked it. It wasn't as good as the first one, but I will be watching #3. The one thing I kept wondering through both of them was after hundreds of years in this limited space, why the fuck are so many buildings still in ruins? Was it because they don't have a construction worker faction?
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    Deadpool (2016)

    Knees too sharp. 2/10 would not do.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    I am bothered that the show title is now a lie. I expect them to kill off todd with a heart attack or something. I wonder if he can still even get it up without his diabeetus medicine.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    HAH 26, I win, go fuck some more fat bitches. It's settled, Obi wan was considered one of the best duelists in the order.
  5. Hoss

    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    Interdasting. Wife's cow-orkers are telling her it's a pile of garbage. Anyone else got opinions?
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    Undateable

    Do you keep those kat dennings nudes handy while the show is on?
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    Arrow

    I guess I can look forward to 50 pages of column trying to convince me that those videos bother me.
  8. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Yeah, I have. Frankly, I only passed on it when it was new because I got the impression it was all about dudes running around nekkid.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yeah, here's their website Soiled Doves of the Old West And BTW, the $200 hookers probably still do drugs, just not heroine. That's not even particularly high priced, so they probably don't do coke either unless a client brings them some. More likely Marijuana, XTC, or pain killers.
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    Arrow

    Oh, so he's going to leave team arrow in secret. Just not tell oliver and keep coming in evey day and supporting him. Got it.
  11. Hoss

    Community

    Hell, I can't even get it to play, so yeah I'm having problems. Thanks homie, I'll try them out. I know about tomatoes, and olives doesn't make sense. Do YOU know about tomatoes?
  12. Hoss

    Arrow

    And where did the diggle prediction that we're talking about come from? lol you're a muppet. Who said it bother's them? You're as bad as my wife when she's on the rag. You hear (or read) what you wanna hear. And yet that doesn't mean you know more about the TV show. How does that make you feel?
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    My new Dating Pool

    No. The doves will be soiled again by the time you're through with them.
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    Arrow

    Not all of us. I only watched one of them. But based on what's been said about them, I have to disagree that his infoz are worthwhile. He makes wild assed guesses. It looks like his infoz come from watching the episode 50 times and then masturbating to fanfic about the episode.
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    Undateable

    The show is good, but it does needs more polishing. For instance, the new waitress was funny but the lines from her name schtick were too forced. Not sure if that was the writer's fault or the actress, but I'm leaning towards the writers. The creepy stalker friend is the only character that...
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    Arrow

    You mean that emergency awesome video that we always give chuck so much shit about posting that he doesn't bother anymore? Yeah, that sounds like a good source.
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    Those Asians

    Never saw the big lebowski. Is that part of a line from that movie? Cause if not, I need to point out that the vast majority of chinamen have never been to america. reminds me of a clip I saw a few years back where a reporterette was interviewing a black south african about something...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Nah, a $200 girl can be a skank too if that's what you like. You just don't understand the mentality. You're paying her to be whatever it is that gets you off. Soiled doves obviously are what gets J49 revved up.
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    First World Problems

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    Star Wars Rebels

    lol it was mace who used one form exclusively. vapaad.
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    Those Asians

    I have a good friend who kept calling some group 'Mondays'. From context, I assumed he was talking about blacks, but finally I asked him where the fuck that came from, and he said, "Nobody likes Mondays". They also call em bluegums a lot in Louisiana, though I think that refers mostly to the...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You just don't understand john mentality. There are 2 types of guys, guys who like to fuck classy girls and guys who like to fuck skanks. When you use a hooker, you pretend your hooker is whichever type you like. Johnny obviously leans towards classy. To make them classy, you can pick out...
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    Better Call Saul

    To me, she is still Whitney's drunk friend. I have such a boner for her. I had all kinds of theories about how using that code was going to allow HHM to fuck the McGills, but then I saw the previews for next week, and there's no sense in theorycrafting whether it will happen. Only whether...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I got hit in a parking lot. Unlike you, the idiot didn't notice and was still parked there where my front bumper was supposed to be. I thought seriously about calling the cops and filing a hit and run report. That would have been some righteous justice for those of you who never had the...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Soo, I take it blood infection is common amongst high class heroine prostitutes? I'd never heard of it before, and here you got 2 of them down with the same thing.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I hope it ends the nearest-competition blackout too and not just the home-team-no-sellout blackouts.
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    What tickles your pickle

    not IMP, IMO. Bur good catch brotha gamma
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I turn to google for an answer and accidentally click on a yahoo answers link. Oh and BP, you know you're SUPPOSED to fuck slow, right? If you treat it like a race, there no winners, only losers.
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    Recommend a dating site

    Make a bunch of standard responses and keep them in a text file. When you hit on something witty or that gets results, save it there so you can use it again. Then each time you do a first contact, just grab something from the file, then scan her profile for some keywords and add some shit...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I vaguely recall the last NFL owner to build his own stadium was ridiculed by the other owners. Or maybe he only tried to build his own stadium. It's been a long time now and google has failed me. Might have happened pre-google.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Where did you get that obi-wan wasn't one of the best swordsmen years later? Pretty sure they specifically said he and anakin were both l33t as fuck. Their big thing was that they studied most of the lightsaber forms vigorously, so they were able to change up as needed without missing a beat...
  32. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Looks like a Rorschach test. I see a moose.
  33. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Its California. No one will be driving to the game. Think it was the other way round. NFL wanted full time refs and the refs said fuck no, we have good day jobs.
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    Archer

    It's so complex, I'd be willing to bet someone found the page first, was told there was an easter egg leading to it and then worked their way back. Either that, or whoever set it all up got sad that no one saw it and released it themselves. When did this episode originally air, anyway?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wolf being a forum member would make quite a bit of sense.
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    Those Asians

    I ties Wops Irocs and a hundred more I can't recall right now. DREAMER is a mexican (or cuban or peurto rican depending on where you live), comes from hiSPanIC. My favorite is what wops call blacks. Moolies.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Darksaber was a battlestation that was basically just the big laser from the death star with engines and a hyperdrive.
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    First World Problems

    I don't get you tag haters. I hate that I can't find underwear with takes anymore because of you people.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I can't speak for anyone else, but Wolf is the only I've said is not in danger of getting busted. Super retard gavinbad is trying to say he's breaking federal human trafficking laws by giving a girl a ride and making runs to the store.
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    My new Dating Pool

    dude, traffic tickets are the cash cow for fines. Don't need to seat a jury for those as very few people bother to fight them, and when you run across the rare person who does, you just drop it and cut your losses. Now I have to ask if you're joking or retarded.