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  1. Hoss

    Vikings

    In fairness, after they said it was thor who did that, he changed his story to, "well, I was there". I don't know the story, but maybe odin was present. Also, when did we get his name? Is that something he told them, or is it supposed to have happened off camera? I swore he refused to give...
  2. Hoss

    Arrow

    Lights are often attached to light poles and are higher than the surrounding buildings. In that gif, I can clearly see a light on a light pole. But hey, they don't all necessarily have to be like that in the same area.
  3. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Possibly a racist, but maybe you just see too many of them every day. It's normal for people to like 'exotic' mates.
  4. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    where do you get the idea that paying a fine is making it go away? Maybe you don't know the difference between a fine and a bribe. Besides, they're not interested in fines, they're interested in 'cleaning up the streets' and helping the girls who are possibly victims. They're all about...
  5. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure ya did little fella. Were you gunna ask a real mod for permission to change his title?
  6. Hoss

    Arrow

    I noticed that too, and just re-rolled my eyes. The eyes were already rolling at the "That's not why I do this" line.
  7. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    You're gunna have to cut him some slack, he's obviously verclempt at the thought of anyone not liking every single one of his lousy media choices. He wants to lash out, but isn't smart enough to do it intelligently. One of these days, when I'm really in a trolling mood, I'll explain to him...
  8. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Based on the below, I'm pretty sure tarrant ruled that it would be OK inside of spoiler tags. So have at it.
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    My new Dating Pool

    lol wut? You must take your legal advice from comic books. That's dumber than your mann act stretch. I've got wolf figured out Johnny, he's not interested in your whore mongering, he is investigating you. Probably not sent by your wife, because he'd have all the evidence he needed after...
  10. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    You know what they say. Once you go black, you'll never have good credit again.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    TJT, post pics of the girl so I can decide if she's worth the trouble. Also, I really like latinas and I may look for her next time I'm in austin.
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    Arrow

    I did that last year. I was saddened when he told me that if there were any plans to bring back captain jack, the show producers had not mentioned it to him or his people yet. He was pretty cool, and his sister was signing autographs right next to him and she seemed cool too. Those 2 would...
  13. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I liked Fargo, but hey you had no way of knowing that. It's not like there was a thread about it on this board that we both participated in. Actually, since the first episode I've been saying this show reminds me of fargo and that's one of the things I like about it. I can't put my finger...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You said WOLF is breaking the law. What law is he breaking? Please tell me you think it's illegal to be seen with a known hooker. Cause I got a yo momma joke waiting if you do. Johnny, how long would you say the typical hooking career is in camden? I figure your girls must be getting...
  15. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Whew for a minute I thought you were going to call me on turning a movie thread into a thread about the Dallas Cowboys.
  16. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Larry Allen did over 700 lbs
  17. Hoss

    Those Asians

    Pretty sure that's a joke, but my first thought was ... walk away and be glad you got a chance to get away so clean.
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bro, it probably didn't work because you entered a thick black line for an email address. Also, click that button to show your password so you can be sure you entered it right. fix those things and post the screenshot of the results. Oh and what is uplay? What do you need it for?
  19. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is anybody even reading dumar's walls of text?
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    My new Dating Pool

    He's probably undercover trying to infiltrate the camden hooking and meth scene so he can bring down the big dogs. I'm sure he's just using johnny as an in, and he's not concerned with small fish like him.
  21. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I'll have you know that at least 3 people have found a post of mine funny. Read my nets if you don't believe me. It probably helps me that I just like Bob Odenkirk. I don't know why exactly, it's not like he's had any great roles that I can remember before this. But I've liked him ever since...
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He is saying it takes 5 posts to see images, not 5 posts to see or make posts. I don't know if it's true, but if you're going to call him dumb, call him dumb for what he actually said, not some made up shit you think he should have said.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Since you put it like that, it would be pretty funny if he was the bagels and coffee boy for the 'real shield'.
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    Better Call Saul

    FTFY
  25. Hoss

    Arrow

    What are the side effects? And what do you mean by use the lazarus pit? You mean on Ollie? Maybe because they needed him to survive Ra's's blade to explain why he suddenly wanted him as a successor. Besides, who's to say they didn't really secretly use the pit? Remember how unsurprised...
  26. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Who's who grumpus?
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    My new Dating Pool

    What is wolf doing that's illegal? Speeding? If wolf didn't have ED, my guess would be that he was going to wind up plowing Johnny's ass someday soon. Hey, maybe his end game is to talk Johnny into trying a glory hole and putting himself on the other side.
  28. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    Indeed. Kinda like freebleeders, we're going the natural route. Freeshitting.
  29. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I learned in HS that the difference between a bitch and a slut was that a slut fucked everybody, and a bitch fucked everybody but you. My HS was full of a buncha bitches, in case anyone is wondering. Do you mean Bates, or am I missing part of the reference?
  30. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Razorfingers would have made more sense in Agent Carter, but she sucked anyway you look at it. At least in carter, she could have been a product of that super-killer-girl school who went off the deep end and it would explain her having halfway decent fighting skills.
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    My new Dating Pool

    What, you think wolf is an undercover vice cop? Johnny, are you paying him for his ferry service? If you do, be sure you call it a bribe.
  32. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    So J49, what you're saying is, the true ideal size is "2.61 inches wide and 6.14 inches long; they are .0043 inches thick and weigh 1 gram."
  33. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    That's what I was thinking. They were surgically grafted on, so surgically remove them. Lamest supervillan ever. She reminded me of meg in that episode of family guy where they all got super powers *cue flashback* Any idea of 'real shield' being legitimate kinda blows up with them trying to...
  34. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It's just amazing. Johnny has to move away from his hookers, and suddenly a chauffeur shows up. He must be living right for the lord to smile on him like that.
  35. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Thanks Wuyley, I think I found it. I use TaxAct, and I found one for miscellaneous income, such as from prizes or awards.
  36. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    This is why the Amish burn their trash
  37. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Fuck, I'm still hoping we get rice to replace murray if the AP dreams don't pan out. Has anyone picked him up yet? He kinda fell off my radar about halfway through the season.
  38. Hoss

    The Debate is Over...Literally!

    You should try a rottweiler. They are also good protection from cats.
  39. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Fuck taxes. Can one of your tax experts help me out real quick? I got a 1099-misc because I got $650 for participating in a research program. It's reported in box 7 and I can't figure out where the fuck I'm supposed to report that on my taxes. The only place that I can find where you'd...
  40. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    How about, She said Mmfffhh mmmmffff mmmfmfmfmmm because I don't like to hear bitches talk when I fuck them, so they get gagged. Giggity Or She said "What's in this driiiiii" Flippity Bippity Bop