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  1. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I didn't realize you guys ever retired vinyard.
  2. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That part was true and accurate.
  3. Hoss

    Archer

    Holy shit, I never realized they cast Bond to look like archer. Also, days later, I'm remembering that she left her pussy in the bathroom and it still makes me laugh.
  4. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    And I feel bad for you that you haven't accepted my close personal friend Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. But you don't see me bringing it up all the time, do you?
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    Better Call Saul

    I wished they'd advanced Mike's storyline a little more. I guess since he was in BB, we know he doesn't go to prison for life, but they still could have shown us what his daughter in law had to say to the cops. Any guesses as to whether they build another episode around that wrap up, or is it...
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    Better Call Saul

    Thank you great and wise leader. Sure, lets go with that, because the reason shouldn't really matter. Besides, this thread would not be the place to get into it. Start a new one if you really want that discussion to happen.
  7. Hoss

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Is there a better way to listen to Creed?
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Why? Why would he be willing to do that? Oh, and add wolf to your sig
  9. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I guess I can forgive it if someone doesn't know how to make a noose anymore, but shit man, he can't even fucking draw one? IMO, that 9er fan deserves a real noose.
  10. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    wtf is avengers grimm? Does that mean the TV show grimm is doing some avengers episode?
  11. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Holy shit, I didn't know that was an option. I might try chipotle again. I also didn't know they had cilantro free brown rice.
  12. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I can't watch that. Was that one of his regular hookers?
  13. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    No. As was mentioned, the show opened with him watching an old commercial, and in the first episode he started getting grief over his name. So it wasn't hard to figure out he changes his name later on. Plus, in at least one of the flashbacks, we saw him telling a stranger his name was saul...
  14. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I dunno, the XXX versions of star wars I've seen have been really really good.
  15. Hoss

    Vikings

    The obvious answer is Thor since he told that first story in first person and they recognized it as being one of Thor's exploits. But Jysin's memory intrigues me. Who was he talking to? Maybe some internet detectives can see if he was in any earlier episodes.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Plugging in a laptop is malepriveledge
  17. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    A guy I used to work with always said "I can't bottom out in a tuna can, but I can scrape both sides"
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I know I'm a day late on this, but I gotta say, Murray was basically a wash as a game changer. Yeah he got yards 90% of the backs in the league never woulda got, but he also put the ball on the ground way too often. As much as I liked watching him run, I'm glad to be rid of the butterfingers...
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    Vikings

    That would explain her just giving up and sinking like she did.
  20. Hoss

    The Flash

    It does look like she's being sloppy, and it would have looked cooler with the handle pointed away from her.
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    Better Call Saul

    I can confirm that. If it's not my favorite show on TV right now, it's pretty high on the list. It's the only show that I sometimes delay watching because I don't wanna give it half assed attention.
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    Vikings

    That's what I thought too, but didn't her daughter die as a child? I can't believe siggy died. I thought it was a dream until that last scene.
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    The 100

    Man what a loser, I got that almost immediately. I assumed there was a city limit sign that I missed where the 'wash' was broken off. I'm with ya bro. But I broke down and bought a chromecast for those hard times. Cost like $50 and it would have paid for itself by now if my daughter hadn't...
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    King of the Nerds

    Can't believe nasa chick and ori both didn't know Oxygen. I mean, I didn't know either (for sure), but oxygen was the logical choice and woulda been my guess. I was rooting for ben too. Jonathan is a cockroach. Ben seemed to have the final puzzle figured out sooner, but didn't just draw the...
  25. Hoss

    The Flash

    What banner shot are you talking about? I clicked on the link and didn't see it. It's hard to imagine how someone could hold a nightstick backwards.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    My wife thinks it's funny to pretend she was right every time she corrected his grammar. He was elected president of the US, right? That's gunna be important later. I jut wanna know why'd they choose to live there? Pick a place with better access to water and fertile soil and shit. Maybe...
  27. Hoss

    The Gfycat Thread

    I don't see the controls people keep talking about.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I don't get how that clip indicates sword. Did they say sword somewhere in the audio I could barely make out? I did hear them say the word shield, but that's as close as I could come.
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    The Gfycat Thread

    I don't understand why the button that usually takes me to the first new post doesn't work in this thread. It works everywhere else.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I can't imagine why anyone would want to read her book. But maybe some people bought it out of pity. At any rate, I'm sticking with my insinuation that there's little chance the payoff was worth the decades of mental problems. I don't think her name was even released until she wrote that...
  31. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Yeah, I heard she was extremely fucked up in the head because of that for at least a couple of decades. How much $$ do ya reckon she got?
  32. Hoss

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    One time I was driving late at night and was getting tired. So I stopped a convenience store to get some coke, and saw the rack of pills at the front counter. I grabbed one called "Up All Night" because I knew I had to drive all night long. Took it, and 15 minutes later I was still falling...
  33. Hoss

    The Gfycat Thread

    What does that mean? I'm not afraid of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement boys.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I don't get how anyone can give polanski a pass, I don't care how much of a soulless opportunist you are. The dude forcefully drugged and ass raped underaged girls. Murdering them afterwards is pretty much the only way that coulda been worse.
  35. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    And not because of the ashtray.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Try working with wetbacks. You'll find shitty TP in the garbage next to the toilet. One place I worked, someone occasionally jerked off in the toilet and didn't flush it. I understand jerking off at work, sometimes you just gotta crank one out. Especially at this place because the owners...
  37. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except that you didn't bang her. Better get it checked.