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You do that, and I'll followup with a comment about how if pats fans had ever encountered a fully inflated sack of balls, they'd have some respect for what he was doing.

You trick them into doing stuff. I am beginning to think gadrel isn't actually greek, and I withdraw the grammar leeway I previously afforded him.

I don't understand why the piper is being kept in the special metahuman prison. He's super smart, but otherwise a normal. With him in there, that means they have to feed him and install a toilet, right? Or do the prisoners go into some sort of hibernation after a while?

My wife got a good laugh out of hot chocolate blowjobs. But part of the laugh might have been relief that it had nothing to do with scat.

Does poppa mrs vaclav live in an efficiency?

I haven't watched ESPN yet. What did he keep saying?

Yes, I followed all of that up to the last sentence. What I was saying is that I *thought* his point was that the EU had to change the rules because Greece gamed the existing rules like they were the patriots. Hey wait, is Belichick a greek name? Sorry, don't mean to make threads collide...

I think you forgot what "Jimmies" are.

You need to call the new BF up and talk to him. Take him out for a whiskey. Invoke Bro Code. Let him know you know you can't give her what he can, and you have no intention of messin with her happiness. Tell him you were only agreeing to meet her because you weren't sure if she was in some...

We care because they play football good, not because they have a heartwarming story. This media blitz before the superbowl is just a distraction. I'd rather see the players' wives and girlfriends out there doing this. In short skirts. To be fair, they might have wanted you there just in...

I thought he was trying to say the EU changed the accounting rules because the greeks gamed the old system like a bunch of welfare brood mares.

Say it aint so johnny. If you're just tired, have you thought about trying cocaine?

I thought it was every 7 years. This is why I like hearing about greece. Didn't they also lower the pay for government workers at the demand of the EU, but sneakily change the pay schedule so they were getting more paychecks and actually wound up with a raise? Or is that the same fudging...

What does a 'reset' mean? Mist, this is a thread about Grecian politics. Go talk about US politics in the other thread. You are why we can't have nice things.

So, is austerity what caused Greece's problems?

Yeah, as long as you weren't trying to hit a specific pressure, that's plenty of time. Hmm, did they all test out to the same pressure at halftime?

Well fuck, now I hate it. I thought it was a mini series that would all be wrapped up in a reasonable time. Unless they were trolling me with that last espisode, and there's really only one more, then fuck them.

Ha! are they both on their phones during bathroom sex? Just one more reason to never, ever, under any circumstances borrow someone elses cell phone.

I thought that was actually a pretty good song. Who is the blake shelton fella? Is he good at music or something?

Yeah, I'm with skanda. Time for some real life trolling. Adjust the settings everytime she leaves the machine unattended. Unplug it. Figure out what breaker it's on and turn it off. Open the windows in her room. Out of curiosity, how often does she go on these tirades? Is there any...

What are you talking about? Did a quick google search and this was the best I came up with. Pee Your Pants For The Brewers Home!

Help me out here. What does austerity mean? I thought it meant, basically, fiscal responsibility. IE doing whatever you have to do to pay your debts. So the new guy is against that?

If you can piss in less than 90 seconds, you didn't have to go very bad.

That's not what's going on. The obese need them longer so they will keep the belly covered. If anything, the short shirts are designed for fat shaming.

I've got them recorded, I think I watched 2 or 3 so far. I'm liking it. I could do without the singing, but at least they're working the songs into the jokes. If this were a regular series, I would probably drop it. but as a miniseries, it's worth a couple more hours of my life. I keep...

Clearly what needs to happen now is they need to restart the Deadliest Warrior series and spend an entire season on Tolkien's characters. I said that as a joke, but that would actually be pretty fucking awesome.

Looks to me like the Vegas line has the pats favored by 1. you call that 'dead'? Exactly, and what was your response to that? Oh yeah it was I don't see why you're so scared of that bet. You know your team doesn't cheat right? If they don't cheat, there's no way any punishment will happen...

So, does that mean it's illegal to not have a facebook account now? I can't believe that riley stratton kid only got $70k. That's not even enough to go to college.

No, not some people. Please just PM it to vinyard.

I used to have a boss who came into my office and said "I just sent you an email, I need you to send it back to me because I forgot to send it to myself". This wasn't a one time thing either, he did it at least 3 times that I can remember. The best part was that he was so inept at email that...

Do you want Johnny to procure a picture for you vinyard?

Nothing. Why would you even ask such a stupid question? Are you not capable of carrying on simultaneous conversations in the same thread? I am. Get on my level. Were those other things disproven yet? I thought it was too. But I was disappointed they didn't make more fun of Brady talking...

I assumed people were going to get stuck on the "planting of seeds" in a hooker that (I think) allows raw dogging. Good job taking it in an unexpected direction bisi.

Don't sell yourself short Johnny. I'm sure you prepared her so she was ready when that other guy came along. Sometimes one person plants the seeds, another person waters the seeds, and a third person reaps the harvest.

And give it to your kids?

Maybe you played in a different part of the country than I did, but if your coaches really kept the heat up that high, you guys must have had tons of staph and fungal infections. I guess my coaches cared enough about us to keep it cold. And I just read that Brady his own self has had issues...

This is a sports thread where we trash talk and make predictions till the game starts. All I'm doing is expressing my opinion that they cheated and will probably be punished somehow (next season). If the NFL finds differently, then so be it. This is only still going on because the idiot...

I'm going to give it a few more episodes. Pilots are always rough around the edges. I get the feeling the PC crowd isn't going to let the show stand. He's saying way too many racist and sexist things for primetime television. Although maybe I'm wrong on that, I never watched house, he might...

If the colt's inflated their balls outside, that could explain a lot. But, if the pressure loss was natural, (meaning not even a result of them heating the balls to trick the test), then there absolutely should not even be a fine. So I don't understand why you left that in as an option in that...