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Nah, i think the consensus would be that we're peaking right now or maybe in the last decade.

Shit, I forgot about that. WTF was that? At the time, I thought he was like phase shifted in time or some shit like that in order to bypass whatever security they had.

They taste close enough to me but real mayo is better for you, so that's what I use if I am going to use either and have a choice.

The mother sounds pretty dumb. Maybe you should just call child services and his problem will be solved.

LOL fuck third world countries. I was only talking bout murica. If muricans wanna wallow around in shitholes, that's a risk they take. Mexico probably would have been a better counter example.

We have that problem with 2 DVRs. And when that happens, we can't watch anything else on those TVs, so we have to move to one of the other 2 that don't have a DVR.

Don't try to circumvent Darwinism. And the thing about widespread vaccinations being necessary is a stupid argument because the anti-vaccination crowd is and never will be widespread.

Not even a little bit. What business is it of yours? I'm much more rustled by buttinskies who try to force them to take transfusions. Where does it stop? Would you also force me to take the HARP refinance that my mortgage company won't stop bugging me about?

You mean specifically? This part. Remember, the question you were responding to was someone asking for proof that we're getting dumber. As a man much smarter than you pointed out ... I agree with you that it's obvious we're getting dumber. You're just so stupid that you wanna argue with me...

That's kind of the point. You don't do fact. You sell hate and vitriol as fact.

If you're going to get rustled by people exercising freedom and doing what they think is best for their family, then I sincerely hope you stay rustled 24/7

That most of america bought what you just spewed is pretty good proof that we are. But I don't know if that was intentional.

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" she...

Sasha grey is an ATM machine, lemme tell you.

Yeah, I noticed that even old ladies look good from that angle. But really, why do you feel that merits a warning? So what? You got a lot of explaining ahead of you to make me understand why that matters to someone enjoying the scenery. When I went, I saw 2 teen girls in a wheel chair taking...

Recommend watching all movies and the spinoff series. Yes, the spinoff wasn't great, but it was short lived, so not a huge investment in time. Be aware some of the movies were set at particular times in the series, kinda like what the BSG reboot did, so try to watch them at the right time.

It's very important if you want to be taken seriously in this thread that you have never expressed an opinion before on anything related to the subject you are currently commenting on. Oh no wait, that won't work because then people will just say you have no credentials.

Those are some retarded motherfuckers buying those passes. Anyone can buy a fast pass, and it's not like you have to show any proof to cut the lines because of a disability. Hell, you can rent a damned scooter or wheelchair at the front gate for $5 or $20 if memory serves and use the fast pass...

Last thing you want is to get pulled over for a traffic violation when you got a whore in the car. he probably makes sure to obey the speed limit and use turn signals too. I bet all the cops in the area know the hookers immediately.

Yeah, I found it really weird the way everyone looked at the ball. But I gotta assume that if there was something in the ball making people choose a certain way, Penn and Teller would have noticed it. And if there was something else making them choose that way other than the ball (like maybe...

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My favorite line of the movie, or I guess conversation, was at the end. "But what if someone has something that I want?" "But what if I want it more?" "No sir, I don't think you understand, I want it more than they do ... hey why are you shushing me?"

Every major news media outlet also declared Al Gore the winner of the 2000 election. Are you sure every major news media outlet isn't relying on the same 2 or 3 'witnesses' again?

I thought we decided the hand thing was a fansite creation. Don't make me go back and reread the thread dammit.

Ohnno you didn't motherfucker. Plano and Frisco is where most of my kinfolks in the area live!

The Force (tm) does.

The video in the OP makes it look boring as all hell.

Sounds like you're gunna have to watch it no matter what. So you tell us.

Oh shit, charlie murphy? Or does eddie have another brother?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

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Fuck it, they either kill the kids now or kill them in 5 years when they start firing the rockets themselves. They're already doing more than should be expected to avoid killing the future terrorists.

So, who did you like better, Groot or Rocket?

Bullshit, it's insanely easy to measure. Should I post every time my wife gives me a blowjob?

nobody does, faille. Nobody does. To be fair, into the storm looks like a complete pile of shit, so I don't blame the IMAX for skipping that one.

Shut your stupid whore mouth if all you're going to do is talk shit about Ivanova. She got all the best lines. The running theory was that JMS had a crush on her. Maybe they seem more campy now, I haven't seen the series since it originally aired. And I thought delenn did spend the first...

Missed it, I hope it sticks around long enough for me to catch it. I like Magic, I like seeing how magic tricks are done, and I like Penn and Teller. There's almost no way this can suck. But I really just wanted to come in here to say that my biggest brush with greatness is probably the...

I, too think all black people look alike. I'm just going to pretend it's terry cruise, eddie murphy, chris rock and steve harvey. With special guest star cedrick the entertainer (if any fat black guys show up)

My Grandma told me the secret to a long life was to put a little bit of gunpowder in your oatmeal every morning. She started doing it when she was 9 years old and died at the age of 106. She left behind 6 children, 10 grandchildren, 19 great grandchildren, and a 100ft crater where the...