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Yes well, you have to go to the sinners if they won't come to you. chaos may have decided he wants to fuck kuriin, but lostcoder is the only one of us who actually loves him.

Secretly? No one ever told me that was supposed to be a secret.

Was a good movie. Out of everything out right now, it's probably second only to Guardians. Don't think of it as discrediting the legends, think of it as a possible truth behind the legends. This was based on some marvel comics, and it's my understanding that's the direction the comics chose...

What's to stop them from making another batch? Of all the things that bothered me in the movie, I think that bothered me the most.

Looks promising to me too. Hopefully it will be like a live action boon docks.

How can anyone alive today not know who lewis black is? He's been yelling at us for no reason since the 80's. But what is EPIX?

No we don't. Maybe it was close for a few years while the shitbag buddy ryan was coach. But I think the entire league was with us in hating that asswipe. The only thing wrong with this picture is that a cowboy didn't do it to him.

Just had to quote this again cause I got negged for it.

That's an awful lot of trouble for 5 bucks. It might make sense if that kicked in when someone had 10+ games to trade in.

i woulda guessed those were snakebites. Pretty much every dog I've ever owned has been stung by a bee or wasp or a scorpion at some point, and they never showed a sign.

Ask he about someone she didn't know just to see if she's making shit up. Also, if I was single and she were close, I'd totally be a regular client of hers. Hell, I've paid worse looking women for sex who didn't fuck me. OK, well one was slightly worse looking. But to be fair, she was also...

Why would you do that? Don't you have a smart phone? Porn is the #1 use for mine.

You don't even need a smart phone to have a camera. Camera was like the third thing phones did, after making calls and texting. Hell, they might have taken pictures before texting.

The amendment doesn't say the right of the people to keep and bear guns. It says arms, and I'm pretty sure ammunition is included in the classical definition of "Arms". I don't know if the SCOTUS has ever heard an argument about that or ruled on it, but it doesn't seem like much of a stretch.

She said there were funny ones. Where are the funny ones? Must have been one of the 26 we haven't seen yet.

Also, paying at the pump sometimes stops it before you're full because it hits the pre-auth limit. The few times it's happened to me, I went inside and chewed out the manager. The next time I showed up, the limit has always been higher.

Morning radio talk shows I listen to keep playing youtube videos. WTF, do these fucktards not understand the medium they are on? One of them this morning was just a guy yelling. I think he was on a roller coaster with a camera strapped to his head. They paused it in the middle to say his...

Either that or he was just trying to get away from you. What? Too soon?

Couldn't hurt.

When I used to work as a valet (BTW, awesome job for learning how to drive a stick), there was a guy in piece of shit el camino that had a new problem every week when he showed up. One of the recurring problems was the driver side door didn't open, so you had to crawl in and out through the sun...

I didn't notice that. What was that first girl we saw her snake? Was she an irat? I thought she was a human with a mohawk. But, how is the bioman not one of the votan races? Humans didn't invent them.

You probably need to pick a black girl so you don't look racist.

Yeah, wearing whiteface made me laugh. I'm guessing everyone in the club musta been human though, cause surely a casti could spot a real casti. Do you think churchill is really dead? There's always a possibility he's already been snaked by irisa.

Apparently all the attention they got from you posting the link to the video brought it to the attention of the studio, and it got pulled down.

I guess it's that science shit that's ruining the economy of all those other states.

I've always called them deer catchers.

Sounds like J49 is getting nagged. Didn't he say that he tried to break it off with one of them and she blew up his phone and then he still met her? Heroine pussy whipped?

My dad used to glare at drivers like that, but if you asked him, he wasn't giving them the evil eye. He was just looking to see what sort of retards they were giving licenses to now. And then he'd get in front of you and slow down till you moved over. I've seen him going 5mph in the fast lane...

Round here the left lane is the only passing lane. Right lane is where people are trying to exit and merge onto the freeway. Only an asshole rides in that lane when he doesn't have to.

FYI, BOEMRE is now called BSEEE. They changed their name at least 3 times in the past 4 years. They probably do that so you can't find the old information. Also, that bacteria has been around since the 70's at least. They used them on some Texas beaches when that mexican oil rig went boom...

Proper immediate response anytime your SO finds you sexing up someone else is, obviously, to finish. I bet J49 wouldn't pull out if his wife caught him with one of his junkies.

What's the going rate for something like that?

What's the going rate for something like that?

A squib is an underpowered round that doesn't exit the barrel, right? You think a muggle wouldn't be able to nut hard enough to knock her up?

Best thing about my current shitty internet connection is that i can't even see the still image of what i assume is the same idiot chuk keeps posting.

Someone who lives in cinci give me your address. I'm tired of this teasing shit, I'm just going to send her to your house. Be sure to get pictures.

Yes, why?

Well, if it gets wedged up in her cooch, could it basically work like a diaphram, or whatever those things are called?

Ravenn told him she was a tranny and sent him dick pics. It was all in an effort to make him switch teams because she'd bet someone a dollar she could do it.

Not sure you understand how a urinal works. If you're sitting on them, you're doing it wrong.