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I love Christmas music more than anyone else I know, but some Christmas songs rustle my jimmies. For example, Hard Candy Christmas. I like the song because I like how Dolly sounds, but its not a fucking christmas song. It's a song about hard hard her life was, and there's a line in the chorus...

You mean like implement facebook likes? So people can 'like' a post and it'll get posted to their narcissist feed?

If I had any photoshop skills, I'd get rid of that e

Selecting all the boxes is a vote for the hidden option. "We're too dumb to handle nets"

My favorite is a local one, Spring Assistance Ministries. Next 2 are Texas Children's Hospital, and St Jude's Children's hopsital. Though, I like the make a wish idea a lot.

Getting back on track, if pooping sexually excites the gays, does that mean most gay men are into blumpkins?

Even dead cats bounce when they hit the bottom. Doesn't mean they suddenly woke up.

No problem exarc. Be sure to grab yourself some +nets on the way out.

Are Urban Dictionary and yahoo answers 'boards'? You make a strong argument.

I can live with that result. Not that I wish any harm on alex. I met him in person, and he's surprisingly likable when there are no cameras on.

I find it fascinating that anyone is afraid of getting negs. I can understand liking positives, but fear of negs? Are you under the care of a head-shrinker?

Didn't realize they were steel toed. Those do have a shorter life

If it was only 12 years, I'm guessing you were just tired of them and decided not to get them re-soled. Or is that one of the styles made in china that can't be fixed?

Well, I don't have much time, what can I get for 31? That option is actually inherent in every poll. Just don't vote.

I want Alex Jones doing this interview with exactly the same access the hollywood 'journalist' got. THAT would be entertainment.

Then red wings are your only viable option.

How many nets do you need before you can trade them in for some pussy?

Can't see videos behind the firewall, but I'm going to assume you linked a nickleback song.

I've seen interviews with poison where they said they hated every rose. But they looked around at other bands with a power ballad and they always removed the chicks panties. So they wrote one and kept playing a song they hated because it got them laid. I think it was the same story with most...

I thought they had a cure for hep-C now.

Can't see videos, did anyone post the motley crue song yet? I think it was called "All in the name of Rock". She's only 16, she's the reason, the reason that i can't sleep yeah. ... Says to me daddy, can I have some candy, anytime you want you know you can have me.

Legalize is easy, marijuanna. I can't think of anything I wanna outlaw though, so I'll cop out and outlaw career politicians. Pretend you're talking to an alien. What's all this christmas stuff about?

Do it Fgt!

But he said it was an egg. Meaning there should be an entire baby animal of some sort in there. OK, you got me, I meant to say no distinction was made between imperial and metric. There was one set of units. But thanks for the knowledge. If I was taught that, I forgot it.

Depends on how you use them. They work great for killing enemies that are holed up in enclosed spaces, because it eats up the oxygen really quick and suffocates them. But yeah, if you're thinking of charging a hill with it, it's a poor choice.

Jury nullification. It may technically be illegal to kill NSA agents, but it shouldn't be.

OK, well you might have a different word for when people have to do things a certain way because its too hard to do the normal way. I call that sucking at it. Lol, while I was getting my EE degree, they never mentioned metric units for current, voltage or resistance. Please, enlighten me.

sorry, but what bird is it, exactly, that lays rugby balls? Do they play with fertilized balls? I never watch, so that's a serious question. If occasionally the egg breaks open and some horrible creature scurries away, I will probably make an effort to watch it more often. Also, if that...

LOL. This is a kindergartener's understanding of it. It's more complex, but the fact is, I don't think anyone's got a line on exactly how it works yet. People are saying 'genetics' because it seems pretty obvious that it's different for everyone, and reasonable that the differences are linked...

No, but the textbooks are written for people who do. I'll re-phrase a little. Anyone who says metric is better because imperial is too hard just wants to use metric because they suck at math. People who say it because they 'grew up on it', obviously have other reasons for being wrong.

Never heard those stories. The only one I ever heard is that he was studying temperature and he set 0 to be the lowest he thought the temperature would ever get where he was (because he hated working with negatives) and made 1 degree the smallest change in temp he could detect without...

download blazer. It downloads my pron for me. Second is torque, it connects via bluetooth to an OBDC connection I can plug into any car and see trouble codes and performance data dn shit like that. Actually considering paying to upgrade that one. Have you ever made anything you're proud of?

You should tell your boss and get someone else to take over the account. Someone sleazier who will fuck her. Be sue to get them to sign up here and tell us the story.

US should be grey. We definitely switch between formats. I've used all 3 date formats in my job just in the last month.

Boy, that sure backfired on you guys, didn't it?

Nah, it's not just dudes. I dated a girl who blew me for about 3 hours one time. Whatever the runtime is of bloodrayne and monty python's the meaning of life. She was like, "I've already seen this, can I just suck your dick?". She did take a break between the movies to get me a drink and a...

'closing loopholes' is a fucking inside joke for politicians. When they say it, they are making fun of someone. Probably you and me.

Ferenheight's degree's are actually as good and meaningful as you can get. He defined 1 degree to be the smallest temperature change he could detect without an instrument.

Am I the only one who found this amusing?