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  1. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I don't know, someone tried to say that in the healthcare thread too. But he was too chickenshit to move it to another thread where he could be properly schooled.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Its women that miss tons of work. I'm a fatass and I don't think I've ever missed a single day of work or school from being sick. Sure, I've played hookie, but that's different. If I'm actually sick and miserable, I figure I might as well be sick and miserable at work.
  3. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Really? I was under the impression that everyone who saw him, and knew who he was, had pretty high clearance. Do you think it was just a joke in the first ep when he said welcome to level 7?
  4. Hoss

    What is the Best first episode?

    Eureka and Defiance. But I'd probably put Defiance #1, they had me hooked in like 30 seconds when they started singing Johnny Cash.
  5. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    She knows coulson is alive, so doesn't that make her level 7?
  6. Hoss

    How I Met Your Mother

    How many episodes do they have left? I think I'm just going to record the rest and knock em out in one night that will probably involve alcohol.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    One of my buddies had a wife like that. And even though we knew her approximate age, when she was pregnant, most people thought something along the lines of "My God who molested this poor child". in his case, he looked like a teenager too, so when you saw them together your first thought was...
  8. Hoss

    A woman's place is in......

    What does that beer poster say? Can't think of any words to fill in the rest that would make it funny.
  9. Hoss

    say something nice about the poster above you

    His avatar kept reminding me that I wanted to record archer, but I rarely read the forums when I'm near the DVR, so I kept forgetting. I finally got it done last week, and my life is better for it today.
  10. Hoss

    say something nice about the poster above you

    Did not sound gay when he said that.
  11. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Pawn shops in Camden NJ. They have a surprising selection available. What is your favorite website (if its rerolled, tell us your second)?
  12. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Start a new thread if you want an education on Santa Claus. This is not the place to do it.
  13. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    HD/HSA plans have a maximum annual out of pocket amount. That's the amount I was talking about when I said that it takes about 2 years to build up enough money in the account to cover your worst case scenario. There are 2 amounts listed, say for instance $3000 / $6000. Anything under the...
  14. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Only Santa Clause. The Easter Bunny is just silly. I don't even understand why you put them in the same sentence.
  15. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    How do you define worse? Is it just these 2 things, or was there more? And what do you mean by more limited coverage? Please give an example. I'm going to find out next week how my insurance is changing, but I'll use my current plan as an example. My company offers a PPO, an HD/HSA, and I...
  16. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Don't know why people keep bringing up getting hit by a bus. If you get hit by a bus (and survive) money will not be a problem for you. The bus's insurance will take care of you.
  17. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    His promises evolved dammit. Don't make them reprogram you.
  18. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Probably my 30th birthday cuz 2 girls 1 guy. But it would depend on the actual rules, because the fucking didn't start till midnight. If it went from midnight to midnight, I'd pick another day cause that would mean I either miss all the leadup to it and have to deal with the rest of the day...
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    This seems like a good place to get into a fight. Hope I remember to check back often. I do Shorin Ryu (okinawan karate) as my primary martial art. I just started doing tai chi too, but that's mostly because the wife wanted an activity for us to do together. For strengthening our grip...
  20. Hoss

    The 2013 Predictions Thread

    We haven't seen keg in a while, maybe #1 came true too. And maybe #9? Eomer, how many 'the ones' did you find in 2013?
  21. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    I don't understand why everyone is giving 0 a hard time just because his promises evolve.
  22. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    not sure if that was a response to me, but an HSA plan doesn't keep you from going to the doctor. It results in people looking for better deals, and in the doctors lowering their prices if they want to stay in business.
  23. Hoss

    Health Care Thread

    Put everyone on an HSA type of plan where the patient sees the actual costs and has to write a check. It won't be perfect all by itself, but it will get us at least 75% of the way there and will most assuredly control costs.
  24. Hoss

    Revolution: season 2

    No, in reality most diesels don't need glow plugs unless it's very cold. What you need is compression. Some engines don't even have glow plugs, instead they have intake air warmers or engine block heaters, just in case it gets really cold. I'm sure you can think of ways to warm the intake air...
  25. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Is the penQuin, or penGuin?
  26. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Nope. Couldn't turn it off fast enough. What do you fear most?
  27. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Kinda. I karate and Tai Chi. Don't think either is technically kung fu, but they are both derived from it. What's the last thing you got from, or sold on craigslist?
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    A man is visiting his wife in the hospital who has been in a coma for over a year. He goes in often and talks to her hoping to get some reaction, but nothing seems to be working. One day he's there and very horny and missing her magnificent rack. So he rubs her breasts a little, and she lets...
  29. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    The norse gods were having a huge orgy, but loki went out and stirred up a bunch of shit the night before it started just to fuck with thor, who he knew would have to clean up the mess. So, Thor arrives very late to the party. By the time he gets there everyone is passed out. But he sees one...
  30. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Frankly, I assumed it was a pretty one or he wouldn't be considering it.
  31. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Bottom of a lake because your progeny shouldn't be allowed to thrive. Tie a cinder block around his leg to be sure he stays there the entire week. Isn't this fun?
  32. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I don't think so, for a number of reasons. First, they don't seem to be able to perform. They've been out for quite a while now and never got any legs, so they're pretty much yesterday's news. Second, people aren't buying the bullshit that was fed to them to convince them that a lesser car is...
  33. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Yeah, I've been meaning to ask a guy dude if shitting really stimulates your prostate. But kurin never actually answered any of my questions in that thread, so to hell with him. Hooters girls are the pretty ones who don't have enough daddy issues to strip. I never dated any, so I can't speak...
  34. Hoss

    Leasing a car

    I dealt with one internet sales person when I bought my truck. They were so terrible, I made a trip out to the dealership just to make sure I was complaining as high up the food chain as possible. I initially emailed the complaint and realized the same person had received it.
  35. Hoss

    Sensory deprivation

    They all looked like vaginas to me.
  36. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

  37. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    That's not how this thread works, fucknugget. First, you answer the last question posed, then you get to ask one of your own.
  38. Hoss

    Revolution: season 2

    no, he's right. Gasoline engines need spark, but diesels don't. I think you can safely chalk up the lack of diesels to the fact that the diesel fuel supply would have gone away pretty quick unless someone started refining new stuff. And then we have to forget about how there was still jet A...
  39. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    They've all been women up this this point, no? How have none of them been evil?
  40. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Dream girl since I believe aids is a hoax that's actually caused by heavy drug use, or the drug cocktail they put you on to supposedly cure it, and they pinned it on some harmless antibody that lots of people have naturally. Oh, but the thing that would suck about that is that I like how...