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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Do you go to county line on the hill or lake? Hill is better than the lake. Other than that, I can't really say, the holes in the wall I used to go to have shut down. I'd say make a trip out to lockhart for those 2 joints (black's and smith's I think). Whatever you do, don't make a trip to...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    i would try to take 2 sports i don't like and turn it into something watchable. Like Golf and hockey, for some full contact golf with a goalkeeper. I admit, I stole that from caddyshack (2 i think), but it looked like a lot of fun. How do you feel about the pussification of black friday?
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    I had Rudy's for lunch. The best part is, its a damned chain restaurant, which means decent BBQ is apparently not too hard to pull off. Most of them are in Texas, but they're also in Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona and Colorado
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Weird, I woulda guessed urban dictionary. Maybe that was the definition 6 or 7 years ago and it's been buried now by people saying to do it in the head? Or maybe it was a different name and my memory just sucks. I remember reading or seeing a video with girls who claimed they couldn't even...
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    It might be that. But I always assumed it was because the places in the nicer parts of town clean their grills and try to use 'all natural ingredients' and other hogwash like that.
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    The Great Outdoors! Fishing, Hunting, etc..

    I just went last weekend. Whitetail deer in central Texas. Got 2 doe within 5 minutes of each other, it was crazy. My shot placement was a little off, I got both in the neck and they both did the curly shuffle for a little while till they bled out. I'm pretty sure I'm a horrible person for...
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    Is there any chance the professor has his eye on a really nice Christmas gift for his wife?
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    How I Met Your Mother

    Yall are jaded. This last rhyming episode was pretty good. Better than the previous one at any rate. If you turned it off, you missed how barney became the player king of new york.
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    South Park

    uh huh. It's OK to admit it. You were just worried you'd missed some cock. Soooooo, wild orgasms bad .. rape scenes OK?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I found out a few years ago that there are light skinned indians and dark skinned indians, and the dark skinned ones are really looked down on. From what I could tell its worse than the racism here in the US today. So a better comparison might be black women doing things to look more like...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I'm 39 and I'm still not there. I fucking hate when people try to buy me clothes. Even if they get the size right, it's probably made of some material that I hate, or is something I just don't have a reason to wear. And when it comes to socks, when I need them, I go buy them, and I buy them...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah, the drive through is not the place to order if you want shit that they can get wrong. Don't want mayonaise? Wanna substitute the fries for another hamburer? Wanna ask what the happy meal toy is this week? Get outta the fucking car and go inside.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    It's probably because you asked for the minimum, and most of these whores have worked themselves down to 25 cents and are still considering it. So I'm just going to answer with a number I'm pretty sure i'd do it for. 1 Billion US dollars. There would be various conditions attached, like STD...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Paraphrased from the Geezinslaws (Sam & Son ... not really father and son, son is just his name) Son: What're you getting your wife for your anniversary? Sam: Well, she asked me for a divorce. I told her I wasn't planning spending quite that much .. Say, how's it going with your new girl...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    LOL then don't use facebook. I'm a little rustled at how many people use that shit. Apparently, I'm one of 3 people in my family over the age of 12 who doesn't have a facebook account. My wife and my cousin's wife are the other 2. And I have a pretty big family. Even my 99 yr old...
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    South Park

    I get the feeling I'd enjoy these last 2 episodes more if I cared or knew anything about GoT. I appreciate you guys filling me in on some of it.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Has anyone told them that as long as they have nothing to hide, they should have nothing to fear?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    The two aren't mutually exclusive, so your question is confusing. If that's your assumption, the answer is both. If they're intended to be random pieces of advice though, learn from your mistakes is better. In fact, I'd modify it to "Learn from the mistakes of others, you'll never live long...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Back of the head? Is that how gays do it? I thought it was supposed to be in the soft part under the ribs. Remember, the point of the DP is to tighten that shit up at the moment of climax. Seems like a punch to the back of the head would risk knocking them out, which would make it all loosen up.
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    Health Care Thread

    None that I'm listening to. I haven't heard anyone say $90, but it does seem like most people might be missing that it's a percentage of AGI.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    You can get the same effect with a donkey punch though, can't you?
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Falling down? Movie is so old, I don't remember most of it. All I recall is him shooting a bazooka into a sewer.
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    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    You're nobody in Austin until you've been banned from the Salt Lick. I agree, it's overrated, and no I never got banned, I only went once. For Austin BBQ, my favorite was a place in manor called Dusty's that shut down like 10 years ago. I actually left my job in manor shortly after it...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    LOL east coast BBQ. I tried that garbage once. Maybe I should check out that thread.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was always surprised no one ever challenged form 4473 on this basis. I mean, they outright tell you that whether they're going to let you have a gun depends on your race, because the race question is mandatory. If you refuse to answer it, the dealer must make his best guess. SSN is...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Yes, surprisingly, gay women are uncomplicated and easy to figure out.
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    Doctor Who

    TBH, go back to any doctor's first episode if you want to test the waters and see if you'll like the show. I started with ecclestone's doctor. Tennet's would be good too. After that, consider going back and watching the older stuff.
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    Doctor Who

    I forgot, when's it showing?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Whatever it is, it must not be too bad if I can still make it to work. Whatsa matter, you got a problem with darwinism all of a sudden?
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    Health Care Thread

    Wasn't even talking about the waiting lists this time. I was referring more to innovative treatments which are encouraged in our system and generally discouraged in single payer systems.
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    Health Care Thread

    Paper salesman is a noble profession. My dad did it for a while. As he would always say, at least you never stooped low enough to sell used cars. And I only said Andy because I couldn't remember phyliss's name. So you got an upgrade!
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    Online Gift Shopping

    Guns for Sale - Online Gun Auction - Buy Guns at GunBroker.com This is where I wish my family would shop for me. These are probably already known, but I'll put em up just in case. Handmade stuff Etsy - Your place to buy and sell all things handmade, vintage, and supplies Art Gallery...
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    Health Care Thread

    See, here's where your argument falls down. They don't. Of all the countries that use single payer, only one has a health care system that can be considered anywhere near as good as ours, and that country is significantly smaller. Canada and England are horror stories we've been trying to...
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    Health Care Thread

    FTFY. No way you were the cool guy in the office.
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    Gun control

    The clips I heard from her only said child safety locks. I wasn't aware federal law was so silent on private sales. It must be state law that makes the private sellers always check that you're 21.
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    Gun control

    SheJack is just a fucking treasure.Congresswoman Calls On Houston Community To Address Gun Violence From the article: "And talking about gun violence also means talking about gun laws. Earlier this year, Jackson Lee introduced two bills dealing with gun safety. H.R. 65 would raise the age of...
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    Health Care Thread

    LOL you're so naive. Generally speaking, the only thing you can tell from the official name of an act is what it will not do.
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    Gun control

    i assumed it was these things that the amish use. so is it a regular bike then? Cause google images showed me stuff ranging from regular bikes to toddler's bikes (no pedals)
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Sammy the banana slug. University of Cali, Santa Cruz Would (or did) the coolness or stupidity of mascots play into your decision on which college to attend?