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Yeah congrats on the weight man, how did you do it? but umm ... maybe not that kind of arch, but surely you're arching someone. If anyone on this board is a supervillian, it's you. Do The Guild rules allow you to tell us who it is?

This is the most screwed up thing anyone has told me recently. Really? Fucking destroyed?

I really enjoy walking out on a car salesman. I enjoy the entire experience. I mean, I do get pissed at incompetence and when they ignore me, but hell even those times, I have fun with it. I wish I could buy a car every weekend. I like to pick out something stupid as a deal breaker when they...

Shit needs to be in the Girls Who Broke Your Heart thread. Rerolled

Maybe, but I don't think hormones can cure ugly.

I knew it was a play first, but I thought Disney bought the rights. Also, I thought Julia Andrews had been locked up by disney when she did mary poppins, cause that's how they did shit back then. But whatever, in that case I change my answer to bear necessities. I almost said that anyway...

Do, a deer, a female deer; ray a drop of golden sun ... No idea what the name is. If you were looking through old playboys (or other dirty mags) and realized there were pictures of your grandma in there, would you ask her about them after fapping, or keep it all to yourself?

wtf rhino? Ask a GD question now

Do either of you 2 know how to read dates?

Fuck em. If they let me know indian offends them, I'll switch to redskin, or savage, or chief wampum. 'Native American' kinda pisses me off. It insinuates that I'm somehow not a fucking native of America. Words mean things. I would accept descendants of original settlers, as long as I was...

I thought drajakur's was uplifting.

Don't forget the old colt advertisement (I think it was colt). Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size When danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize. This could actually pass as a definition of equal. You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it...

Looks like a Ruger mini-14 to me. My dad always told me to be sure I learned at least one new thing every day. This is the thing for today. Thanks.

I think I'm a potential terrorist 37 times over according to that list. But, why are so many duplicated? And, why is the NRA not specifically listed?

and .... next 4th of july, I'll BBQ you! I think that's what comes after the ellipses in that cartoon.

Grats. How was the sex? Those younguns tend to be inexperienced, but they can make up for it with enthusiasm.

Because it's fun to say chipotle, and they give you the illusion of choice. When was the last time someone actually amazed you?

I think the worst thing anyone ever told me was just before christmas. I was somewhere around 10 years old, and my mom told me that I wasn't going to get the really cool toy I'd asked santa for because we couldn't afford it. Turns out, Santa makes parents pay for those toys he 'gives away'...

FYI (I don't think this is a spoiler because it happens early on) the corpse is supposed to be his wife. So yeah, faked body. And in the eulogy he was giving, he mentioned that he appreciated all these strangers showing up as none of her family could be bothered. So those were nice people who...

This sucked out loud. Turned it off after less than 15 min. Can't believe it was a whole fucking hour long, I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard for an hour. I couldn't even understand what they were saying 80% of the time.

Sadly, I heard that's a good way to find easy (but not slutty) girls.

What's so terrible? he was named after ole crazy ben kenobi. If they don't, I will be so fucking upset. I don't go for that alternate universe bullshit. What would be so difficult about keeping the names to show just a little bit of continuity to the EU? If not for the popularity of the EU...

Loved the movie. It may be basically borat, but they did it much better here. Best part is that the little miss sunshine thing wasn't even the funniest part of the movie. I was concerned we'd seen all the funny shit in the trailer. Also, while I like Johnny knoxville, I hate pretty much...

how did she break your heart?

Luby's stopped serving shish-k-bobs on thursday. Thursday had become by favorite day of the week because I got k-bobs and fried green tomatoes for lunch. My life is now a hollow shell

Was a different time. I used to have my phone number, real name and address in my sig when I posted on usenet. And we had worse flame wars there than I've seen on this site. Yeah it only took a few times when she was young to make my girl give up trying to hide shit from me. Reminding her of...

Barry Sartaro isn't offensive though, is it? That's who I plan to go as. Only thing is, i can't find any masks in stock around here, so I'm just going to paint my face up.

Mine, cause jingoism If you saw a button in RL that was labeled "Do not push", what are the odds that you would push it?

I guess I need to try to find the first episode. I was surprised to see the water head and the large black girl being witches. They look more like people the witches would taunt to the point that they hunted the witches down and slaughtered the entire coven. Slaughtered and ate. Where have...

Looks like Eomers chart is showing rate per 10,000, and your chart is showing raw numbers. Maybe crime went up, but not as much as the population. Also, don't forget that the home office was caught lying about their crime rates a while back. Can't remember when that was, I think it was at...

For the record, how many teenage daughters do you have? I'll send you he one I bought if you promise to keep me updated with sordid details. In fact, the one I bought can email logs, so lets just set it up to email logs to a burner account we both have the password to.

Oh, I realize it, and frankly I'm disappointed at how little a problem my dogs cause. I'm looking for something bigger and more territorial. not that I have anything against mailmen, the box is at the end of the drive, so it shouldn't affect them. I'm tired of the other random people coming...

You think they'll notice immediately that they are foreign coins? I would think service would go up Well, I see a listing in goatfuck montana. All cash, no taxes and your earning potential is virtually unlimited. How do you feel about wearing farm animal costumes?

I guess everyone else was as stumped by that question as I was. I guess my answer is, there has been nothing that came close, my life has always been way too full for a video game to mean that much. What happened to the internet?

Actually spoke to a sheriff about that not too long ago. He has no problem signing off. Maybe you're just talking about people who live in big cities where the police aren't directly responsible to the citizens.

Funny how those corrupt places with such large gaps between classes seem to have the worst gun laws.

That answer depends on whether you were the one who got raped.

Non stick pans aren't dishwasher safe? Cast iron pans and wood cutting boards are the only cooking things I keep out of the dishwasher.

yer so edgy

you make my eye twitch. Anyway, I personally have no problem with them spying on foriegn governments. I'm only bothered by them spying on the citizens they supposedly serve.